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Wonderlove
Wonderlove aka Bobby is a 38.26 year old boy, has been a member since October 28, 2008, has scored 8,626 submissions, giving an average score of 3.03, helping 176 designs get printed.
URL: http://soundcloud.com/wonderlove
AIM: Wonderlove
What's worse than...
...sneezing with a mouthful of breakfast cereal?

snivellus
snivellus on May 17 '09 at 3:01am
being stranded in the middle of a pond on a mattress getting scum in your shoes under a bridge!







which is what happened last tuesday
maddingo
maddingo on May 17 '09 at 3:02am
the Spanish inquisition is probably worse





or at the very least less expected?
Wonderlove
Wonderlove on May 17 '09 at 3:04am
squatterjohn
squatterjohn on May 17 '09 at 3:06am
I was having coffee with a girl and scooped a little bit of the foam and powdered cocoa off the top of mine, put the spoon in my mouth, inhaled a bit of the cocoa, choked on it and coughed and spluttered spit and milk foam all over her and the adjacent window. That wasn't a good look.
Wonderlove
Wonderlove on May 17 '09 at 11:47am
Nice - did you see her again?
squatterjohn
squatterjohn on May 18 '09 at 2:39am
I did. We were able to laugh about it and she was more concerned with the fact I had choked which was nice of her. She was a good person.
boysbeambitious
boysbeambitious on May 18 '09 at 2:40am
having a bad reaction to medication and vomiting so much, it comes out of your nose and mouth at the same time.



gross, I know. D:
againstbound
   againstbound on May 18 '09 at 2:46am
A woman cutting off your penis and tossing it out the window of a moving car.
mgill52
mgill52 on May 18 '09 at 2:48am
A trash can containing 10 dead babies



or 10 trash cans containing one dead baby
Krimson
Krimson on May 18 '09 at 2:51am
Wonderlove, good call man!



Also, Ive sneezed whilst eating a chili-fried Super-hot Yellow Devil pepper, and ended up with Capracine in my sinuses. I proceeded to cry, cough, sneeze, and have yellow liquid run from my nose for 2 hours.



I also once took a tase of Pure-Cap... and promptly vomited

Wonderlove
Wonderlove on May 18 '09 at 5:06am
What's 'Pure Cap'?
BaronVonMonkey
   BaronVonMonkey on May 18 '09 at 5:07am
Watching someone sneeze with a mouthful of breakfast cereal....brrrrr.....
Wonderlove
Wonderlove on May 18 '09 at 5:16am
againstbound on May 18 '09 at 2:46am

A woman cutting off your penis and tossing it out the window of a moving car.

...Into a dog pound.



Did this happen to you AB?

It sounds a lot like the opening scene of that film, I think it was called 'Robopenis'.
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