DJs make great music from scratch.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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I was riding the subway when it was still underground.
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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My Other Car is Steampunk. It Has 5 Gears.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I was riding the Subway while it was still underground.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I don't have the common flu, it's an obscure flu no one else gets
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Horcruxes are a splitting image of your soul.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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It's not you, it's a me, Mario!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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All that glitters is not gold. It could be vampires.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Fairy Tales Have No Sequels. They All Lived Happily Ever After.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I retrace my steps by moonwalking.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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Sometimes, I walk in circles to calibrate my moral compass.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Avoid A Near Death Experience. Stay Away From Dead People.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Sorry if I caught your eye, I'm still learning how to fish.
of 34 votes, 38% like it
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Being bipolar means you only live twice.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I can't seem to level up when playing mind games.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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When its laundry day, I'll just go to a wet T-Shirt contest.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Food fights are the only chance I get at throwing a punch.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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(on back) I can hear you talking behind my back!
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Sleepwalking gets me out of bed.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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I fold laundry and also time and space.
of 19 votes, 47% like it
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Pants get jealous when shirts get to say all the cool stuff.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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I give hugs!* Some restrictions apply.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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I don't like vertically challenged. I prefer down to earth.
of 13 votes, 46% like it
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Hurricanes : Taking the world by storm.
of 16 votes, 63% like it
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My lack of interest is in line with the current economy.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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You're a Human Cannonball? Cool! Oh you mean Cannibal.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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The skeletons in my closet think my skull shirts are cool.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Global Warming make the best Ice Breakers.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Autobiographies are for famous people. I blog to get famous.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Give me all your candy! My inner child needs feeding.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Read in between the lines? I thought you said color.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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General Surgeons Warning : I need my organs intact to stay alive.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Life leaves a bad taste in your mouth. Then it hands you lemons.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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If I need a hug I'd wear a straitjacket.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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I wish my straitjacket had a cool slogan.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Planting kisses leaves sand in your mouth.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I plant kisses and all I get is sand in my mouth.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I had a wardrobe malfunction. This was supposed to be a suit.
of 15 votes, 60% like it
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I'm not a starving artist, I just love eating paint.
of 21 votes, 52% like it
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Judge a book by its cover when throwing it at your enemies.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Your wish is my C:\>
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Mimes have to start thinking out of the box.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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I'm going to a better place. Wanna come?
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I can't deal with the aftermath. I failed algebra.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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Surprised to see me? Me too, I thought I'm invisible.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I went back in time to wear this shirt.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Sleep is not something i can accomplish overnight.
of 21 votes, 52% like it
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It's sad that popsicles are cleverly disguised tongue depressors.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Getting hit by meteorites wasn't my idea of being star struck.
of 29 votes, 45% like it
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Getting out of bed was hard until i learned to sleepwalk.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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Rainbows pass with flying colors.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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My Inner Demons are scaring my Inner Child.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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I sleep in between my naps.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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This shirt is great for hiding bodies. Mine especially.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Whichever came first, the egg got laid.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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A Trip Down Memory Lane Gave Me Amnesia!
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Read this carefully, I shall write this only once!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I give mimes the silent treatment.
of 35 votes, 40% like it
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Life imitates art. Parrots imitate me.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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Walk a mile in my shoes and you would have seen my sole.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Haikus : Poems with no rhyme or reason.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Yoga : Practicing origami on people.
of 34 votes, 59% like it
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I use my best cliche sparingly so it won't lose its novelty.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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On a scale of 1 to 10, I give you a High Five!
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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Stop escalating situations, take the stairs.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Birthday suits have only one button.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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A deer caught in headlights is just having a flashback.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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I'm a master at Origami. I fold Time and Space.
of 40 votes, 30% like it
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Exercise your brain! Jog your memory.
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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To tell you the truth, we'd have to play Truth or Dare!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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A banana's split personality is delicious!
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Don't panic, its just my biological clock ticking.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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I'm having a Search Party. You're Invited. Now Get Lost!
of 40 votes, 53% like it
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Staying on top of my game annoys my chess opponents.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Head banging put the songs stuck in my head on shuffle.
of 40 votes, 35% like it
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Meteors - A death wish upon a star!
of 37 votes, 46% like it
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Complex carbohydrates are basically simple sugars!
of 27 votes, 52% like it
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Social networking means I know a guy who knows a guy.
of 39 votes, 59% like it
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An apathetic ignorant says, "SO WHAT!"
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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I misread the label, this shirt taste nothing like cotton candy!
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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I'm not a glass half anything person. I prefer sippy cups.
of 27 votes, 56% like it
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(on front and back)This lets me know I'm not wearing it backwards
of 32 votes, 41% like it
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I'm a secret agent. The secret part is when I'll kill you.
of 26 votes, 50% like it
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When jumping to conclusions, I use a trampoline.
of 35 votes, 49% like it
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Maybe I'm unlucky but ALL my shirts came with four holes.
of 38 votes, 47% like it
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Er, what's that on my back? (on back) Tell em its nothing!
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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I think, therefore I um... (on back) still thinking.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Gimme a pat on the back! (on back) Right here.
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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I'm not hitting myself. My inner child needs discipline.
of 48 votes, 50% like it
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My dreams are an overnight sensation.
of 49 votes, 53% like it
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Sadly, we will die from a life experience.
of 41 votes, 54% like it
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Artists avoid moral grey areas with halftones.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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Loud Music: The leading cause of deaf.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I get sea sick doing the human wave.
of 38 votes, 63% like it
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Is the word spelt with a P OR N?
of 40 votes, 33% like it
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My made up word made it into the fictionary!
of 36 votes, 36% like it
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I speak highly of helium balloons.
of 51 votes, 61% like it
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Books - Fact or Fiction?
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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I ran a marathon in this but i wouldn't use it in the long run.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Your eyes are like windows to your face.
of 38 votes, 37% like it
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If I wear a shirt and nobody notices me, am I wearing pants?
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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I'm not a regular cast member in the story of your life. YET!
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I'm Just Here For Dramatic Effect.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Nice Try But I Can Still See Your Pixels!
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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I will now attempt to dissapear into the crowd!
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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COLOURS definitely look better with U around!
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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H I J K L M N Oh Pee!
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Gang Violins should be Band.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Having a cow is not as fun as having a steak.
of 42 votes, 40% like it
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STOP! I have a literary device and i'm not afraid of using it!
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Due to some graphic absence, viewer imagination is advised.
of 43 votes, 42% like it
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Evolution is the stuff that made the T-Rex into a T-Shirt.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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Hell hath no furry animals 'cause they all go to heaven.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Finding needles in a haystack isn't as weird as on a beach.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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You're being followed. Quick! Take my hand, I know a place.
of 38 votes, 32% like it
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If I have an invisible car, I'd paint it red.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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Don't read beyond this line, I may have forgotten my pants.
of 45 votes, 47% like it
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Unlike people,shirts are upfront.They don't talk behind my back.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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I stay alive for a living
of 36 votes, 44% like it
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An aye for an aye makes me a pirate.
of 43 votes, 35% like it
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