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Mya Jamila
Mya Jamila aka Mya is a 21.02 year old girl, has been a member since October 23, 2008, has scored 5,199 submissions, giving an average score of 2.57, helping 200 designs get printed.
I'm sure I'm not the only person who remember things in the shower. Let's hear it.

February 1st, 2012: I remembered that last night I dreamt I was a lingerie model. I also remembered my first day in Edmonton, and how I got food poisoning from a Harvey's burger in the airport.

Morkki
   Morkki on Feb 01 '12 at 5:14pm
One time in the shower I remembered I was still wearing my glasses
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Feb 01 '12 at 5:17pm
in the shower i always remember that it's uncomfortable wearing jeans in teh shower
myteemo
   myteemo on Feb 01 '12 at 5:22pm
Back in ancient history, during the college years, I could only write essays in the shower. True story.
mitchloidolt
   mitchloidolt on Feb 01 '12 at 5:29pm
That shampoo stings
L-M-N-O-P
   L-M-N-O-P on Feb 01 '12 at 5:31pm
One time, in the shower, after not having had a shower in a few weeks (don't ask), I remembered how much I adore showers.
SJ27
SJ27 on Feb 01 '12 at 5:38pm
I've forgotten remembering anything in the shower. Perhaps I will remember remembering something when I go shower now.
spacesick
   spacesick on Feb 01 '12 at 5:41pm
in the shower, I always remember to wash my privates thoroughly

very thoroughly
jeffreyg
jeffreyg on Feb 01 '12 at 5:44pm
i always think a spider is crawling on me but its just my gigantic pube bush
SJ27
SJ27 on Feb 01 '12 at 6:52pm
I remembered that I had intended to do a quick shave of my mo area (above my lip, it's not a euphemism for somewhere else) but that I had forgotten my razor. Not really a memory of anything.
Manupix
Manupix on Feb 01 '12 at 7:20pm
One time in the shower I remembered to turn the water on.
jet approves
jet approves on Feb 01 '12 at 10:07pm
sometimes i remember that i forgot to turn the fan on.
rossmat8
rossmat8 on Feb 01 '12 at 10:14pm
I constantly remembered assignments I had due while in the shower both in high school and college.
skindapple
skindapple on Feb 01 '12 at 10:14pm
i've only been there once, not the shower...but Edmonton, and it was so much fun!
littlem
littlem on Feb 01 '12 at 10:29pm
i remember things that happen in showers.
Mya Jamila
Mya Jamila on Feb 01 '12 at 10:39pm
I loved Edmonton. Some of the nicest people I've ever met I met in Edmonton. And it was a beautiful place to be in the spring and early early summer.
toopersent
toopersent on Feb 01 '12 at 11:15pm
I try to remember to masturbate before I wash my hair/body.
SJ27
SJ27 on Feb 02 '12 at 12:20am
Sometimes I remember this Brazilian ad campaign.

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Goldendust
Goldendust on Feb 02 '12 at 3:50am
I always daydream or plan things out when I'm in the shower. It isn't very convenient when you don't have a large hot water cylinder though.
SJ27
SJ27 on Feb 02 '12 at 6:30am
Having solar hot water heating isn't great when it's been raining all Summer. It's supposed to heat with electricity overnight or something but it plays up sometimes.
taz-pie
taz-pie on Feb 02 '12 at 8:07am
i hate it when i put shower gel in my hair
taz-pie
taz-pie on Feb 02 '12 at 8:08am
or shampoo under my arms
taz-pie
taz-pie on Feb 02 '12 at 8:08am
or pee on my feet
taz-pie
taz-pie on Feb 02 '12 at 8:09am
wut
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Feb 02 '12 at 8:13am
I tend to sing or reenact movies or make up new movies, so there's no time to remember anything.
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Feb 02 '12 at 8:14am
I hate it when I pee on taz's feet
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Feb 02 '12 at 8:22am
how big my dick is.
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Feb 02 '12 at 8:22am
I love it when taz pees on my feet
toopersent
toopersent on Feb 02 '12 at 8:30am
I definitely do this at least once a month:



(I couldn't find the damn video clip, after a very lazy youtube search.)
PogoLightning
PogoLightning on Feb 02 '12 at 8:36am
i think i mainly remember the assignments i've forgotten to do that are due that day..

this isn't something i remember,but i'll think about what i want to wear, and then as soon as i get out i forget and just wear a t-shirt...
littlem
littlem on Feb 02 '12 at 10:08am
i remember that i should have pooped BEFORE my shower.
spacesick
   spacesick on Feb 02 '12 at 10:16am
taz-pie on Feb 02 '12 at 8:08am
or pee on my feet


I would pay good money to see that
glaze
glaze on Feb 02 '12 at 11:01am
I slip and fall in the shower like groundhog day everyday and remember that I need to install those tub treads in the bottom of the tub. Tub surfing is fun though and never boring.
L-M-N-O-P
   L-M-N-O-P on Feb 02 '12 at 12:13pm
littlem on Feb 02 '12 at 10:08am
i remember that i should have pooped BEFORE my shower.


This.
littlem
littlem on Feb 02 '12 at 12:44pm
pooping AFTER your shower just ruins your butt.
littlem
littlem on Feb 02 '12 at 12:45pm
i mean, seriously, whatta waste of soap.
taz-pie
taz-pie on Feb 02 '12 at 2:23pm
Pay me da moneys, space.
I WILL SHOW YOU THINGS. THINGS, MAN.
taz-pie
taz-pie on Feb 02 '12 at 2:25pm
And all you boys can go pee on your on your own damn feetz.
spacesick
   spacesick on Feb 02 '12 at 10:10pm
aim: spacesick
web: spacesick.com
paypal: spacesick@spacesick.spacesick
Goldendust
Goldendust on Feb 03 '12 at 1:09am
I put shower gel in my hair just the other day. I realised as soon as I put my hand on my hair... but there was no going back.
SJ27
SJ27 on Feb 03 '12 at 1:55am
I ran out of shampoo a few weeks ago and washed my hair with a bar of soap.
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Feb 03 '12 at 7:38am
I don't believe in this specialization of shower cleaning products. I switch from shampoo to body gel wash and then back and forth, and it seems to work ok. It's all a conspiracy, maaaaan.
9 days later
Mya Jamila
Mya Jamila on Feb 13 '12 at 12:47am
I tried to remember my great uncle this morning. He passed away very early this morning in England.
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Kookaberry on Jan 03 '12 at 12:07am
Much like a bell on a cat to warn birds of forthcoming danger, I shall ring a bell for you every time I am about to make a joke, Mya.

Jackanapes mk.II on Jan 17 '09 at 10:22pm
Very cool.


You're like a mini-Margo.


Omair is the greatest!
iPear on Feb 23 '09 at 8:44pm
Mya Jamila you're all complex and weird and crap, so I think you would be like a ground hog. Those things are so fucking weird and complex, and everyone's like "look at that groundhog, that groundhog is so complex and interesting". People would write blogs and childrens books about you, you'd be so popular that there would be a day named after you. This day is called "Saturday", and every "Saturday" everyone would go to your little groundhog pad, and throw carrots and potatos and beans down the hole and you'd eat until you shat turds the size of gumballs (which is pretty huge considering you're no bigger than a King Size Snickers Bar). But yeah, you also have incredible weather predicting skills.

iPear on May 06 '09 at 10:17pm
Mya Jamila you would probably be in a thought provoking and easy to understand childrens cartoon movie. It would be called The Land Before Time VIII: Ice Age 3: Jurraissic Park Jr. you would play a new character introduced to the series, Daisyloaf. You would be a young velociraptor on the prowl and independant, but thenyou meet Little Foot and the Gang and you understand the power of friendship and you forge a bond after realizing you need each other to survive or something. Also, raptors have hands, and all of those animals are pretty retarded in that they do not have hands, so you're pretty much the best dinosaur.

Thanks Haya!
Mya Jamila in Arabic:
مَية جَميلة


JBWell on May 29 '09 at 8:43pm
MyaJamila:
Your Old Indian Name:
Crocodile Rock
:)


emilymmkay on Aug 16 '09 at 12:48am
Mya is so cute

Thanks Kerry!