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sMarsell
aka Shane Marsell is 29.21 years old, has been a member since October 22, 2008, has scored 360 submissions, giving an average score of 3.31.
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Procrastination: The art of knowing you'll be busy tomorrow.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Definition of Laziness:
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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A simple fact of life: nothing in life is simple.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken!
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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I finally quit quitting!
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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Never follow your heart, It might attack
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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yo mamma so dumb she spelled race car backwards
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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My life isn't much like a coaster its more like a teeter totter
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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Hatred can be overcome by (a line through love) milk and cookies
of 24 votes, 54% like it
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This body came from wii exercise
of 33 votes, 52% like it
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I'll keep hitting donkeys until I find one with candy inside
of 38 votes, 58% like it
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Gandhi taught me how to kick ass
of 32 votes, 44% like it
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Never follow your heart, It will attack you!
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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My funny T-shirt is at the cleaners
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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shhhhh, I'm playing hide and seek.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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My alphabet soup speaks to me.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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This was the only clean shirt I had left
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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If Pro is to Progress then Con is to Congress
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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Life is like a box of bad puns.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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I'm a friend of a friend of a friend who might know you.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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I'm not fat I'm horizontally gifted!
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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Nobody looks up to short people :(
of 35 votes, 46% like it
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Scientology: Finally a religion we all can disagree on.
of 35 votes, 63% like it
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The Internet: Making it easier to spread gossip since the 1950s
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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Fast Food: Helping to keep obesity alive.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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There's no I in team, but there's a U in umbrella!
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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I was curious what the world looked like outside of the internet
of 27 votes, 52% like it
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I ran into your mom yesterday. Now I have a dent in my bumper.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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Tomatoes are really just a confused vegetable!
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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You're never too old to learn, especially if you have Alzheimer's
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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The internet taught me all I need to know
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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My real friends live in a computer
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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If God wanted me to love everyone He would have made them nicer
of 40 votes, 35% like it
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My inner voice has turrets!
of 40 votes, 38% like it
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I'm not in the mood to procrastinate, I'll just do it tomorrow.
of 40 votes, 53% like it
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This is My Saturday Shirt.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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I'm sleep walking, please don't wake me.
of 31 votes, 42% like it
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If knowing is half the battle, than what is the other half?
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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I'm really not too sexy for this shirt.
of 41 votes, 34% like it
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When you close your eyes I'm invisible.
of 52 votes, 46% like it
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If you can't find it, create it.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"I'm hung like my little pony"
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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A little birdy told me to stop eating birds
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Even elevators has there ups and downs.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Goals: Failure is my first option
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I invented the one person teeter totter
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I'm a friend of a friend who's child is a honor roll student.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Mimes make bad entertainment at a blind person convention.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My fingers taste weird when I hold my tongue.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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My life isn't a roller coaster; its more like a teeter totter
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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My life isn't like a roller coaster its more like a teeter totter
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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My sweet tooth got a cavity!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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My sweet tooth has a cavity.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Never set your goals to high if your a midget.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Out of all the plant specious, Face plants are the worse to get.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Out of all the plant specious, Face plants are the worse!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Out of all the plant specious, Face plants are the worse!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Why in the hell is the water at the top of the hill, asks Jack
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Why in the hell is the water at the top of the hill, asks Jack
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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