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yummi. aka Sarah is 22.41 years old, has been a member since October 21, 2008, has scored 3,391 submissions, giving an average score of 0.39, helping 18 designs get printed.
i was always the purple sheep of the family...
of 20 votes, 15% like it
I was alive when Pluto was still a planet.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
thanks for scaring the monster under my bed away...
of 17 votes, 18% like it
If only you had a brain...
of 19 votes, 32% like it
you're a biohazard
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Miss Muffett thought your face was a spider.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
My life is a ribbon, slowly fraying at both ends.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
My heart leaks silly string.
of 28 votes, 39% like it
Life is a salty tear that slips into a bitter cup of coffee.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
E=mc2 Energy = me x candy squared
of 33 votes, 12% like it
The last straw is always lonely.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
Go climb a cactus.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
It's unlucky to be a four-leaf clover; they always get picked.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
Throwing apples at doctors will keep them away too...
of 37 votes, 11% like it
Pesticide makes the grass on the other side greener.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops, it'd hurt.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
Food is an important part of a healthy diet.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
When life gives you lemons, throw them back.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
Due to global warming, Santa will need to relocating his workshop
of 38 votes, 16% like it
Fossil fuels are running low: Santa no longer gives out coal.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
Pro(gress) and Con(gress) are opposites.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." I'm allergic to
of 3 votes, 0% like it
"High school" is a euphemism for "teenagers' day c
of 1 votes, 0% like it
Certified awkward person
of 35 votes, 23% like it
Challenge rhymes with orange...
of 36 votes, 8% like it
I don't have nothing in my head; it's filled with air.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
I'm an endangered species- there's only one of me. PROTECT ME.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
My shirt is threadless. Is yours?
of 37 votes, 22% like it
Words never reach my ears; therefore they don't go out the other.
of 30 votes, 10% like it

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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.