I'll take you down; on the drop of a dime!!!
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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THOU SHALL NOT. . .
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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I'm da Ish
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Worried what I did last summer? Wait till you see this summer!!!
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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If MONEY is the root of all EVIL why do we fight for it?
of 73 votes, 12% like it
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Leave Me Alone; I'm Living Life The Way GOD Intended Me To Live!
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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One is the loneliest number; so I'm adding six zero'z to it!
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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"It's not easy; I'm just good at what I do"
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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"AFTER"
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Had I only Invested In Oil; I would be sporting a tux not a Tee.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I Have A Built N Smart Phone; Press My Buttons N See What You Get
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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I've always been GREEN; just ask my neighbor!
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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VOTE: Amendment help me...
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Don't mind the smoke. I'm just getting high off Life!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Don't mind the smoke. I'm just high off Life!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Can i go home with you, my home got reposed...
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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If you let me look at sports; I'll leave the toilet sit down...
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Leave me to my sports and I'll leave the toilet sit down....
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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If you let me look @ sports; I'll leave the toilet sit down....
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I beat If I was a Rock-Star, You'll like me....
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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It's my way or noway
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Yeah; I'm looking at you too....
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Yeah; I'm looking @ you
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Yeah; I'm looking at you
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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My inner beauty is over-rated....
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Worship me and we'll get along just fine....
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I have an attitude and I know how to use all of them....
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Despite the look on my face, I'm not your type....
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Please still my Identity along with my student loans....
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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You can't scare me; I have a lawyer....
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I'll make you fool me once maybe twice; than I'll take your life.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I'll make you fool me once maybe twice but I will take your life.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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If i don't trust my Government, why should I trust you?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I have two true love; my dog & GOD....
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Who came first? The man or the woman?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I bet you think Um, stupid; right?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Don't Hate me nor underrate me, just appreciate me....
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I have two true love; my dog & my GOD....
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I just asked God the same thing, what the hell you looking at....
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I just asked God the same thing, why me....
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Why thank you! You're cute too!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Why envy me? Don't you have better things to do, like get a life
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I know you envy me, I would too; If' I was you....
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I have multiple personalities & none of them will like you...
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Stand clear; I'm about to commit a crime....
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Vote for me; I'll be better than the last one you had....
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I don't need a therapist; I need a better paying job....
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I don't need a therapist; I need a real job
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I don't need a therapist; I need a bailout
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I don't need a therapist; I need a man
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I don't need a therapist; I need a date
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I don't need a therapist; I need a hug
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I don't need a therapist; I need a joint....
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I don't need a therapist; I need a vacation
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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People like you are the reason why people like me avoid clubs....
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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People like you are the reason people like me don't date....
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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People like you are the reason people like me drink beer....
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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People like you are the reason people like me get HIGH....
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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People like you are the reason people like me go to church....
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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People like you are the reason people like me avoid clubs....
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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People like you are the reason people like me take medication....
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I see the glass half empty; I drank the other half....
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Every one is entitled to my opinion.... You're not cute....
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Every one is entitled to my opinion....
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Slow thinkers wanted....
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I didn't do it, It was my twin....
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Just got married and already I need a lawyer....
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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The votes are in; and it says you're a loser....
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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The votes came in; and it says you're a loser....
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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I see the glass half empty; I drank the other half, It's beer!
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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"life to short to dance with ugly men"
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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"life to short to dance with ugly women"
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Don't judge me yet, you haven't seen my other side; YET
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I hate holiday sweaters, their so lame....
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Zombie skin fits like a glove.... Even when wet....
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Ask me If I care, because I don't
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Ask me If I care, Well I don't
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Ask me If I care, Well I do...
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Sorry, I don't know any words small enough for you to understand
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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I know what you want; but can you get it? Go ahead; try it
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I used to be a rolling stone, now I'm a Stoner
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Don't even think about paying me in GUM...
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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What the shart you looking out
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Don't judge a book by it's cover, judge it by it's index
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I'm not a hater, I just can't love every one....
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Yes... I do have an attitude....
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Why TWEET me when you can just WALK with....
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I'm happy with my B.M.I.; thank you...
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I hope tomorrow be better than yesterday....
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I fell off my bed and broke the alarm clock, that's why I'm late
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I fell off the bed and broke my alarm clock, that's why I'm late
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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YOUR HANDS HERE....
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Zombie skin makes nice seat covers
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Zombie skin makes good shoes
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Zombie skin makes good hats
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Zombie brains taste good, want some?!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Zombie brains taste good, just had one
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Now that I'm here whats your next wish?!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Cows are like humans; always grazing
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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My ex says I will never find anyone like him, I hope not
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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My ex says I will never find anyone like her, I hope not
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'm free as a bird, now that GOD is in my life
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm having that same feelings of enjoyment in my HEART....
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Just like that!!!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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What ever happened to the other white meat?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Ya, Tell me about it.
I have all the time in the world.. NOT...
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Don't bring a MAC to a PC fight!!!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Don't bring a PC to a MAC fight!!!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Despite the look on my face, I'm not happy to be here too....
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Despite the look on my face, I do have an attitude....
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Despite the look on my face, I'm not that out going....
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Despite the look on my face, you're still talking to me....
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Despite the look on my face, you still want to talk to me....
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Gimme More!!!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Ask me if I Care? Well, I Don't....
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I'm a fool when it comes to love, come make me a fool; fool....
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a fool when it comes to love, come make me a fool
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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This is my leave me alone tee shirt, so leave me alone
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I wear this shirt when I want to be left alone, get it
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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It's hard to get to know me & It's hard to keep me happy
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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It's hard to get in my world & It's hard to stay in
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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It's hard to get in & It's hard to stay in
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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When life gives you crackers; just spread caviar on it & eat
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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If looks could kill; maybe you should go look in the mirror
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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My Man Is Like A Maze; Hard To Figure Out...
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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My Girl Is Like A Maze; Hard To Figure Out...
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Life Is like A Maze; You Keep Walking In To Walls
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Life Is like A Maze; You Keep Running In To Walls
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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It Feels Like I'm Living A lie, Can Some One Tell Me The Truth..
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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It Feels Like I'm Living A lie, Can Some One Show Me The Truth...
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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If I Had It My Way, This Would Be A Better Place To Live In Peace
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Remember Me? Because I Won't Remember You...
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I Will, I Am, Going Hard...
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm truly blessed 4 everyday! Never take someone for granted...
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Relax, For Every Problem There Is A Solution
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I Have Friends Coast-To-Coast...
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If No One Helps You Out With Your Dreams, Don't Help them Out...
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE IS THE ONES WHO NEED YOU IN THEIRS
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I rather be rich & HAPPY than poor & waiting for a CHANGE
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I rather be poor & HUMBLE than rich & SNOBBY....
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I live in area U.S.A.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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We Only Have One Life To Live; Let's Live It In Peace...
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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You're In My Reality Now!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Can I Be The I In Your Life...
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Class Of 11' C.R.S. University; Can't Remember Sh^t...
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Make Babies Or Make Art!!!
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Shake Off The Drama, You're Better Than They Think You Are!!!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Don't Care What Any Body Thinks Of You, Just Be You... Be Free
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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If I Was The Kind Of Guy That Ladies Dream About... I'll Be Rich
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Fake It Till You Make It... Just Do It...
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Love without orthodoxy is foolish. Orthodoxy without love is ugly
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Don't run your life based on popularity polls. You'll never win.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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More courting in marriage= Less marriages in the court rooms
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Do is the 1st part of done! Now get it done!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Don't get caught in someone else's business & neglect your ow
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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God didn't make two of you, He only needs one. Stay original.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Love is the strongest emotion we can feel on earth.... Cherish it
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I don't need anger management, I need ppl to stop p*ssing me off!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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You should read the fine print before you sign the application!!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Comes along with a maintenance plan
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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My ex says I will never find anyone like her; thank God
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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My ex says I will never find anyone like him; thanks God
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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My ex says I will never find anyone like her; God I sure hope not
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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My ex says I will never find anyone like him; God I sure hope not
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I Need To Get This Off My Chest....
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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I Need To Get This Off My Chest.... You Hot!!!
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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It probably would work, but I would also get me fired...
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Your A Nobody; Until Somebody Hates You...
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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All My Bill's Are Paid & I Got Money To Spend... AMAN!!!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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All My Bill's Are Paid & I Got Money To Spend!!!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I Am A No Lack Person!!!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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My Bo Is To Lovely To Cheat On; I Just Cheat With Her...
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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My Lady Is To Lovely To Cheat On; I Just Cheat With Her...
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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My Man Is To Handsome To Cheat On; I Just Cheat With Him...
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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My Girl Is To Lovely To Cheat On; I Just Cheat With Her...
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'll Host If You; Bring The Drinks!!!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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You Bring The Drinks? If I Host!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Imagine I'm Invisible & Keep Walking
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I'm Trying To Imagine You Cute....
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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My Boyfriend Is Invisible, So Walk On My Left
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I have Imaginary Friends, All Are A Lister's
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I Came In Peace; For Now
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I Came In Peace; Now I Live With Regret
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I Came In Peace; Now I'm Leaving With Regret
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I Came In Peace; Now I Leave With Regret
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Open The Window To Your Heart & I'll Close It When I Get In
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Ya! I'm Single & I Like It Like That....
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Walking Around With Your Head Up & You Will Trip over My Ego
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I've Done It; Just Ask Mike
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I Can Do It; I Know I Can
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Warning: Pheromones Are High
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Warning: Pheromones Are High; Let's Get A Room
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Warning: Pheromones Are High; You Will Fall 4 Me
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I Live A Magnum Life Style & I Have Natural Desire 2 Live...
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I Live A Magnum Life Style & I Go Down Strapped...
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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YOU GOT ME FEENIN 4 YOU!!!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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You Have One Shot At A First Impression; Care to Try Again?
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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You Have One Shot At A First Impression
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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When you look in the mirror, what do you see?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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When you look in the mirror, do you see A Good Looking Person
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I Have No Memory Of You
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I'm A Hustler 24/7
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Where Should I Focus My Time and Energy On You?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm A One men Woman; I Bait Them One @ A Time
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'm A One Women Man; I Love Them One @ A Time
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm A Rebel With One Cause; Live & Let Live
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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When In love, You Share Happiness, Sadness & Pain; A True Bon
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I Sing In The Shower I Sing In The Car I Sing Even When I Score
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Take Me To A Place Where My Mind, Body & Soul Can Be Free
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I Would Like To Be Alone With My Drink, If You Don't Mind
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I'm A Lady In The Day; Diva @ Nite
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I Just Lost Wight; Can't You Tell?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I've Been To Other Side Of The Rainbow; I Found No Gold
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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It's Safer 2 Text & walk Than It Is 2 Drive & Text
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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MONEY: Made From Trees; Yet It Don't Grow On Trees
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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MONEY: Made From Trees; Yet It Don't Grow From Trees
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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C.E.O. :
I
Cheat
Every
One
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I May Be Old; But I can Twitter & Walk @ The Same Time
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I May Be Blond; But I can Twitter & Walk @ The Same Time
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I May Be Blond; But I can Text & Walk @ The Same Time
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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My Social Life Is A 10; What's Yours?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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When Your Backs Against The Wall; Turn Around & Climb It....
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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When Your Backs Against The Wall; Turn Around & Claim It....
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Some Times I Talk To My Self;} & I Answer;{...
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Don't Drink & Drive; You May Spill It... Smoke & Drive
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I Got That Good Stuff @ Home....
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I Love Happy PPL;}
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I Live In A Comfort Zone...
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I'm Different In An Attractive Way
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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America Runs On Energy Drinks...
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I Have A Limited Life Warranty
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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B4 You Start Talking; I Have A Man...
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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B4 You Start Talking; I'm Married
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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If I knew Life Was This Easy; I Would Of Been....
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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If I knew Life Was This Good; I Would Of Been....
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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You Looked Better From A Distant
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Why Wait Tell The Fat Lady Sing; Just Get Her Done. . .
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I Live Life To The Xtreme
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Determination Is The Root Of My Soul
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Hater Fuels My Determination...
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Money Is The Root Of My Marriage; I'm So Happy
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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All My Evil Deeds Are Paid In Full
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Money Is Not The Root Of Evil; Being Broke Is...
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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You Can Keep Telling Yourself That...
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I'm Doing Good All By My Self
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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You Don't Me
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I Need A Stronger Pain Killer To Deal With Life
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I Need A Stronger Pain Killer
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'm A Porn Star!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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The Situation Give Me This Shirt
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I Can Handle Any Situation
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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The Situation Is The Way To Go
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Ya; I'm Thinking The Same Thing
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Chocolate Taste Better With Peanut Butter
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Pizza Is Comfort Food
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Wall Street: Keep The Rich In & The Poor Out
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I Got A Situation Wit Street Cameras; I Did't Run That Red Light
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I Got A Big Situation With Big Brother
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I Got A Big Situation With My Boss
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I Got A Big Situation With My Boyfriend
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I Got A Big Situation With My Girlfriend
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I Got A Big Situation With The Gas Price
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I Got A Big Situation With The Law
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Situation Fan!!!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Do You Have A Situation With Me?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I Want To Be About It; Not Read About It...
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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The Government Don't Care, Why Should I; I Just Pay The Taxes
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Being In Love Is Good For My Health!!!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Being In Love Is Good For Your Health!!!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I Was Beamed Up By Mary-Jane
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I Was Beamed Up; But MaryJane Did It
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I Mustered Up All My Brainpower & Won $500...
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Do Something About Than
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Do Something Than
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Do I Fit The Description Of Your Next Boyfriend
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Do I Fit The Description Of Your Next Girlfriend?!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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In Order To Get Respect; You Have To Earn It...
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I Take One Moment At A Time; Nothing Less & Nothing More...
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I Feel The Same Way You Feel
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I Feel The Same Way You Do
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I Feel The Same Way You Look
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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What Ever Happened To Joe The Plumier?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Let's Go Half On A Relationship?!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Behind Evey Successful Person; Is A history Of Mishaps
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Behind Evey Successful Person; Is A Person Like You
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Behind Evey Successful Person; Is A history Of Haters
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I Don't Just Think Out Side The Box; I $tash Money In Them Too!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I Know I'm Cute In This Shirt;}
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I Have A Drug Free Body; All I need Is Beer To Chill Out...
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I Have Hater-Aid For You Haters'
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Life Will Become More Interesting 4 You In Do Time!!!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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You Can't Do That & You Can't Do This; So What Can You Do?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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You Can't Do That & You Can't Do This
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'll Text You Later!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Sorry; I'm So Brain Dead On Mondays
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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4-Kit; I Give Up; You Won...
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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It Ain't Cheating If We Not Tell Nobody...
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Be My Hot Tottie
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I Made My Own Change`s
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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A.D.I.D.A.S.
All Day I Dream About Sex
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I Just Did It; Now What?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I Just Did It; Whats Next?
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I've Been Through It All; But I stand Strong Now!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Caterpillar, Cocoon, Butterfly, Repeat.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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STUPIDITY IS NOT A CRIME;
NOW STOP LOOKING GUILTY
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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SEX, LIES AND MONEY
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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SEX~LIES~MONEY
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I Opened Pandora's box...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Born poor, Live Rich...
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Anything Is Possible With A Willing Heart
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Strong Minded...
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Knowledge Is Powerful & I'm Very Powerful.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Knowledge Is Powerful And I'm Very Powerful. . .
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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God Gave Me The Ability To Deal With PPL Like You; Thx God
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Wait, Wait, Wait; Ok Go. . .
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Running For President Of United States
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I Vote Um, stupid because Um, I'm Um, stupid
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I Live A New York Life Style. . .
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I Live A Vantage Life Style
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I Have One Life To Live; Why Would I Spend It With You. . .
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I Live For Happy Hour; Can't You Tell?!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I Really Don't Care What Your Thinking; Just LEAVE Me Alone
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I Have A Lot To Improve On; Can You Help Me?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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You Seen My Presentation; Wait Tell You See My Personality. . .
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Just Hold On & Believe In You Self; It Will Get Better
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Um, stupid! Can You Do Better?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I Need To Ctrl-Z My Life. . .
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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DON'T PUT THE FREAKING PUNCHLINE IN THE FREAKING TITLE!!!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I'll Go Down If You Go Down. . .
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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GOD Gave Me The Abilities To Deal With PPL Like You...
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Seeker Of The Truth... Dats it!!!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Why Get Plastic Surgery; GOD Did A Good Job The First Time...
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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69 Me!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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I Got Your Law Abiding Citizen Right Here
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Lord Help Me To Hold Out!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Why Ask Why, Just Pray For The Best!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I'll Go Down If You Go Down!!!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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"La La La La can't hear you La La La La can't hear you"
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I Worked Very Hard To Get This Body; Why Would I Let You Touch It
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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What Is The Possibility That Your The One For Me?
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Why Did You Come Out Looking Like That?
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Wait Tell You See The Back
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Call Me! It's Free
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Call Me Later
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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ASK?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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What's Your Code Of Honor
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I Only Honor God
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Money Makes Me Cum!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Money Makes Me Smile!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I Know Somebody That Knows Somebody That Knows Somebody you Don't
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Don't Hate Me For Keeping It Real
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I Don't Need No BLUE Pill. . .
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Your Voice: Damn He Fine
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Your Voice: Damn She Fine
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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My Voice: Keep On Walking
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Gods Voice: Get A Life. . .
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Your Dads Gay; Ask Him!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I've Been To Rehab; You Want The #
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I've Been To Rehab; You Want The #, You Look Sick
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Don't Bother Me; PLEASE
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Two Of a Kind
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'm Not To Much Into The Club Scenes; I Do Bedrooms Scenes
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If It Walks Like A duck, Quacks Like A Duck, It Is A F**kn Duck!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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GOD give me the COURAGE to LOVE with an OPEN Heart!!!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I Hate When PPL Stare At Me Too; So Stop. . .
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'll Wear This Shirt To The End Of 2012
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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You'll Never Have Someone Quite Like Me!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Someone's Out There You Can Relate To, Just Do Your Research....
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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You Hear Them Talking Too?
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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You Voted, I Voted, We All Voted and Still No Change...
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I Hate When Pll Stare At Me Too; So Stop. . .
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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If Ur Broke; Don't Talk To Me. . .
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Ya; I Know I Got It Going On!!!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Not Much I Can Do! Just Buy The Gas & Pay The Tax;{
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Diamonds Are Not A Girls Best Friend, Alimony Is! ! !
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Romance Me! & U May Get It. . .
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Free My Mind, Body & Soul. . . & I'm Ur's
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Let Me Feel Like The Sun Is Mine. . .
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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My Credit Score Is Higher Than My IQ;}
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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You Can Have back America; I Just Want The Gas Price To Go Down.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Ms. BAD BYTCH STATUS...
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I'm A Stunt Double. . .
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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My Life Style Is Like WiFi; I'm well Connected...
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I Seen The Other Side Of The Rain Bow, Found Nothing;{
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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My SUCCESS is 3D; Look Out. . .
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Taste My Liquidlove... Mmmm
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Techno Party In Side, Can You Feel The Beat...
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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No You Can't Get In These Jeans. . .
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Um, Stupid; lOOk Where Your Walking. . .
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Now That I Got Your Attention; Say Something Nice!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'll Do You! But I'm Shopping. . .
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm Not Gay; I'm just Not In To You. . .
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Thank God Your Not Going My Way!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm With You; For Now.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I Just Look Like A M.I.L.F.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Ya! I Have Kids & I'm Still Fit!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I'm A Texter ! ! !
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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A Picture Will Last Longer. . .
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Your Not My Type. . .
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Do My VoTe Really Count?!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Still Waiting For My "BAIL OUT" MONEY ;{...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Does It Look Like I Care? Because I Really Don't...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Looking For FWB; Can You Fulfill That? ? ?
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Looking For A NSA Friendship. . .
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I'm Not Fat, I'M P.H.A.T.
Pretty Hot And Tempting. . .
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I'm A Billionaire; In My Next Life. . .
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Um, Ur Da Stupid One. . .
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I Got A Man @Home; Thank You! ! !
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Focus Instead On What You Can Give From This Moment. Money!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Like What You See? Buy Me A Drink & you can See More! ! !
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Every Body Has there Flaws, Whats yours?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm Young And Full Of Common-sense. . .
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Twitter Me This; Twitter Me That; Just Walk With Me! ! !
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Student Loans Loaned Me This Shirt
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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i Filled
CHAPTER 11
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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This Is My Every Day Shirt. . .
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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This Is My Lazy Day Shirt. . .
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Go A Head; Touch Them. . . My Baby Did. . .
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Go A Head; Touch Them. . . My GirlFriend Did. . .
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Go A Head; Touch Them. . . My Boy Friend Did. . .
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Go A Head; Touch Them. . . I Did. . .
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I Live A
3D
Life Style
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I'm More Than Eye Candy; I Taste like It Too! ! !
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I GOT YOUR
"A"
LISTER-RIGHT
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I Take My Idea's To The Next Level; Not Just Talk About Them!!!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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