If you got two hands, put your hands up!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I know my rights, and all the other directions as well.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Know your rights... and lefts.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Gravity has never failed to let me down
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Gravity has never let me down
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Woodpeckers are never tired of knock-knock jokes.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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My anti-gravity suit has never let me down.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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It's easier jumping to conclusions on a trampoline.
of 10 votes, 40% like it
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I'm adjacent to an asinine person. ->
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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My imaginary friends freak out when I talk to my real friend.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Lying through my teeth is actually better than flossing!
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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I've many skeletons in my closet and one in my body.
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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A penny for a genius's thoughts would not be economic.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Lets paint the gay district rainbow.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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My running nose caught a cold
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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You are one in a million. And so are 6,691 other people.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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FACT: 6692 people in this world are someone's "one in a mill
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Actually, drink driving is perfectly fine if it's just water
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Technically, you only have ONE birthday.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Actually, everybody only has ONE birthday.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm all up for getting down.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Lets give it up for gravity!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Read
(Read)
Between
(Between)
The
(The)
Lines
(Lines)
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a walking poop machine.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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My parents always aks about me.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Getting out of town will not make it any more believable.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Animal shelters would rather it not rain cats and dogs.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I want to wolf down a moon
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Acrophobics fear falling in love.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I want to wolf a moon down.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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A walk in the park is as easy as a piece of cake.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Acrophobics do not fall in love
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Stars and galaxies are just out of this world!
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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What doesn't kill you lets you live.
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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What doesn't kill you lets you stay alive.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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This cute and innocent shirt hides my dark and Gothic tattoos.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I'm f**king hardcore!!!!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Let's swop t-shirts!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Rip open to reveal superhero costume
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Falling in love is not possible in space.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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To become a ninja, wrap this shirt on your head.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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