If nothing ever goes right, go left.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Love is like a war:Easy to begin Hard to end.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I guess sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I'm older and wiser. You could learn something from me.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Sometimes you gotta kiss ass before you can kick it.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Name's Barf. I'm a Mog,half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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The world as we dreamed it is bigger than life.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Theres no I in Team but there's an I in WIN.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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God made you from left overs
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Tell me if it's love,because baby I'm a tinman.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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With friends like these, who needs enemies? (;
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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If you're the bird, then I'm the worm.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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You're like the tinman looking for his heart.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Dear Mr.Tinman..
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Lets get lost together..
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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One days Robots will rule the Earth.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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If I'm the sun then you're the moon.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt is B R U T A L.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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I have the most amazing...
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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you're not intitled to your own decisions.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I hang six feet under the stars.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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look on the brightside, you're roughly six feet tall.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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you're only as tall as you're heart will let you be..
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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green eggs and ham taste better with cheese.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm psychic(;
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm indecisive.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Boy you trippin'
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Potato Salad is good if it doesn't have celery in it!
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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If my heart was a house, you'd be home.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Stop. It's hammertime.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Bananas in pajamas.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Is it weird if vegetarians eat animal crackers?
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Windy City, blow me away.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Raise your hand if you love smoothies. I'll raise both hands.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Studies show that "Jaws" is a common name for a pet fis
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I run with scissors, they make me feel dangerous.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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A sheep is a cloud with legs.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Scuba divers have deep discussions.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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It feels like sweater weather!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I need you like the dragonfly's wings need the wind.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Welcome to the church of vegetables.Lettuce pray.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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A waffle is a pancake with tire markings.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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A waffle is a pancake with tire treads.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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HUZZAH! TORNADO ALLEY.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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A zoo is a place where animals look at silly people.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I sleep like an owl but wake up looking like a lion.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I sleep in Owl City.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Ask twice and maybe I'll do it.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I sleep like an owl, yet awake looking like a lion.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I sleep like an OWL
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a ninja, Don't wear it out! Watch out!
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Make Cheesecakes not War.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If you can't hear my heartbeat, you're too far!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Girl with Girl.Hot.Boy with Boy.Not.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Let me Light up your Life.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Real Friends don't let other Friends drink..alone.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I speak my mind, and and think my words.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I hide my feelings into shirts.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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ILoveYouForeverandAlways
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I find it hard to say the things I mean than the things I don't.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'm the Vampire's Assistant.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I open books.not legs.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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You should trying every experience once, except folk dancing.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I believe in equality for everyone, except actors and singers.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Believe in equality for everyone,except reporters & photograp
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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1,2,3 are you G A M E?
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Red Bull+Cheez its=Happy Me(:
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Its such a lonely day, and it's mine.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Some people walk in the rain but others just get soaked.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Let the rain kiss you & sing you a lullaby as you pass throug
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Earth laughs in flowers.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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You like snow?I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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A hen is only an eggs way of making another egg.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I'm only as small as the world would make me seem.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'm only as tall as my heart would let me be.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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You have a dangerous face and an illegal taste.
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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If you can remember the '60s, then you weren't there.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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We all want to change the world,now is the time.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Make Love,not War.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Love is all you need in life.
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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I took the road less traveled by,and that has made a difference.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I'm the bomb - like tic. tic.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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If young love is just a game I must have missed the kick-off.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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Let there be peace on Earth,and let it begin with me.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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The future is no place to place your better days.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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You can turn off the sun,but I'm still going to shine.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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We look at each other,wondering what the other is thinking.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Life is an open book,don't close it before it is done.
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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The Killer in Me,is The Killer in You.
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Losers are those who have fun.Winners are those who try hard.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Video Games ruined my life..at least I have 2 left.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Video Games ruined my life..at least I have 2 left.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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When Cheese gets its picture taken,what does it say?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If love is blind,then how did it find us?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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My mind is like lightning,a brilliant flash..then its gone
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Curiosity killed the cat,but saved the rat.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I hope Life isn't a joke,because I don't get it
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I never think of the future-it comes soon enough.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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If Barbie is so popular,then why do you have to buy her friends?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Hard Work never killed anybody,but why take a chance?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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We all need to be a little gator-aid.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I used to think I was indecisive but now I'm just not sure.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Green is the new best thing.Maybe that's why Aliens are in style.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Your the cheese to my macaroni :)
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Save water.Shower Together.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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You can stand under MY umbrella!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I'm Thick as Thieves.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a Vampire.I bite.Hard.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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All I want for Christmas is...you!
(and maybe a diamond ring)
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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My Flaw:I like to get even
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Be yourself.Imitation is SUICIDE.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a Prinicorn! Half Princess half Unicorn! :)
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I got a Pocket full of Sunshine.and I'm NOT sharing!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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The Bird is the Word!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Kiss Me.I'm a lion.RAWR!warm and cuddly :)
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Back in my days Cassette players were PIMP! :)
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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If I were a boy I'd like girls :)
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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There's no SUPERMAN without the M and the E.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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There's no FUN without U.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I used to think I was indecisive but now I'm not sure.
of 20 votes, 55% like it
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You can only be young once,but you can always be immature.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Save the Cheerleader Save the World.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I'm so knotted up that its knot even funny!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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