Caesar Must Have Known How I Was Born.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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This Shower Knows How To Get Me Naked.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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A Curious Case Of A Cat Killer
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Gravity Makes My Teardrops Fall.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Literally, I am A-Z.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I Had One Empty Night With A Ghost.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Being Famous Doesn't Mean I Can't Be Someone Else.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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You're Kidding Me As If You're Old.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I Can Crack Codes With Hammer.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Virus In A Nut Shell.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I Kill Flu Like Swine.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I Cook Pancakes On My Burning Head.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You Are One Hell Of A Heaven To Me.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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You Are One Hell Of A Haven To Me.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I am lost at my dark side.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Let me be your accidental hero.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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You've been wiretapped, and grounded.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Zoom your eyeballs to see me close up.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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This shirt has outlived the best tees in the world.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Politicians love functions, and they're game with subtractions.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I burned my body when I ironed this shirt. I didn't take it off.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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No man can cry like there's no woman.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Girl meets boy. Boy eats girl. Welcome to the cannibal world.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Girl meets boy. Pa catches them both. Boy eats belt.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I have squeezed these lemons like the way I did to your bobs.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Only computer games can give me another life.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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The problem about you is that, you can never be me.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I have yet to hear someone's saying 'badbye'.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Bad relationships always end up with goodbyes.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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This shirt is dirt-proof. No laundry necessary.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt is water-proof. No laundry necessary.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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This shirt is sprinkled with sweet perfume.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I love this shirt that I prefer to hide my six pack abs.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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This shirt is as sexy as my six pack abs.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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The body behind this shirt has six pack abs.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I am fashion-conscious, that makes this shirt perfect.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Change for America will begin with letter C: Cash.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Change for America has come, in black.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Even lightning is afraid to strike me twice.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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My brain has just been upgraded into quadcore.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Fermented saliva is proven to deter unsolicited kisses.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Fermented saliva is guaranteed to ward off unnecessary kissers.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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In war zone, unborn children are serenaded by rat-ta-tat.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I only use my big balls in big fights.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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CAUTION: This shirt could be toxic if not used.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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My brain is a like a a GMO-altered peanut.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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This brain inside of me is a stone throw away from insanity.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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This brain inside of me is just a stone throw away from sanity.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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My brain switches into safe mode once I am mentally provoked.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I switch my brain into safe mode every time I hear you speak.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I have wandered through out Earth only to find your dumbest idea.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I am literally S-E-X-Y.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Feel my anger by the way you handle a porcupine fish.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I could handle my anger like a china glass.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Colorblind people couldn't see the light at the end of the tunnel
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Hell is no racist. It will roast you up black and white.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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To be a hardcore racist, denounce your race, then that of others.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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When you hit and run, you might win the race.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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When you say and believe, you're a skeptic.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Liars do lie but numbers don't.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Sometimes, I see myself more on the animal side of my being human
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Only computer games can encourage me to move into the next level
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Being perfect means hypocrisy to the highest degree.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Idiocy is just a simple kind of deliberate mental malpractice.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I can solve complex problems by just figuring out math literally.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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To see your real score, do math in a figurative way.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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These fingers can do the talking on my behalf.Text me please.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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These fingers talk so often than my lips.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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If only I could clone my soul, I would love to see it black.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I have faced a lot of tomorrows back in the living.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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When miracles repeat itself, then it is a miracle.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Without H2O and O, life would have been a big zero.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I am like a pump inside your heart that keeps you alive.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I love this little thing that's tickling like an alarm clock.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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The juice of my words tastes like antiseptic.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I have a heart as huge as my balls.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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My big balls don't work when it comes to love.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Gravity always pulls my tears down and down and down...
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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If I were a Martian, gravity would have been the dumbest thing.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I stumble and fall, but do get up before winter.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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You would have been sexy had it not because of statistics.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Obese women do hate statistics.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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On why I am like this is none of my business.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Often than not, I'm nothing.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Promises are like a glass of water that slips in your hands.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Promises used to be broken before they are made.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Even strangers shrink their balls in calling me strange.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I don't wear my big balls when I'm not in a fight.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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There's nothing wrong in doing right about something bad.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Take the hook out of the line and sink it.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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This little sweet chick is slowly cracking my egg.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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This shirt brings out the best in me.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Time is gold. It never gets less.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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If this shirt could speak, you'd better serve as a mouthpiece.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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My Genie loves to stay inside the bottle filled with vodka.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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2009. 2008.2007. The rest is history.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Circumscissor: Cut, fold and stitch.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Never too late for nothing.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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I have more than what you'll ever know. That's all.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Thumb-suckers never realized how sweet is your nipple.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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If your juice were sweeter than honey, then you are diabetic.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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This lips have kissed a thousand cheeks.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Never too careless with your whisper. I might hear you.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I've got a thought-provoking idea. Read my mind.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Magicians know how to play tricks with miracles.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Heaven knows, hell is not a place to be.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I know what you did inside your hummer.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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If life is a roller coaster, mine is a screw.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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My train of thought is stranded at the tip of my tongue.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Life will never be the same again after death.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Tonight, I call it a day.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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My lullaby has caused Sleeping Beauty some sleepless nights.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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You are a better man, before me.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Only strangers can call it strange.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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I am tongue-tiedddddddddd
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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If I Were Judas, Jesus Would Have Not Been Popular.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I Can Master Slavery.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I Have Been Googling This Giggle Thing Offline.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Only Lightning Can Strike Me Twice
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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This Cat Has Killed My Curiosity.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Be Curios Nine Times To Kill A Cat
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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My Magic Spell Goes Oh La La
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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The face of the moon steals my only dark side.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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You can't see my dark side during full moon.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Love is an ultimate art of magic.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I am human, with a heart of an ape.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I am an ape, with a heart of a human.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Too many civilizations saw Earth, no one dares to civilize apes.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Like God, I don't have a wife.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Abstract, taking me beyond the realm of reality.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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The thing about abstract is that, no one can get realistic.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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You are my Ruby, Emerald is just my other lady.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Press 1 to talk in English, otherwise, punch me.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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You can't speak English with one letter missing but H.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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This is My Way, I give it to Frank the right lane.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Let It Be, Beatles will never again spread their wings.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I can speak English without letter H.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Your mind is corrupted. Take a bath before you are terminated.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Skeptics agree, you can't go places with one foot.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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If you can't get life, get death.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Beware: Recycled soul inside.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Warning: Recycle this body upon death.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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When there's no I can turn to, it's likely I'm having a stiffneck
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Love is a gentle thing, but lovers are not.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I am crook and I go for a broke. I would have pulled it over.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I have a brain like peanut with butter inside.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Psychology is a science of pure ego.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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This rock band always get me to do tango.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I leave my body upon death, but I bring you inside my heart
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Sorry, but I can buy forgiveness.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I face life with the huge :)
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Sushi is for Cannibals, Bloody Mary is for Vampires.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Martians Were Vegetarians Until Mars Becomes Dessert Sands.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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When Earth Looks Brown, Blame It To Vegetarians.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I Keep Our Planet Green. So I Chose Not To Become A Vegetarian.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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When I Speak & No One Listens, I Better Sing.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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When I Speak, No One Listens. I Better Have It In Writing.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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When I Speak, No One Listens. I Better Have It In Writings.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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I'd Want My Shadows To Be Other Than Black.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Fashion Is Totally Prohibited Inside You're Mom's Womb.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Great Human Civilizations Have Perished. Ours Is Next.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Great Human Civilizations Have Perish. Ours Is Next.
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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2000 Years Have Gone, We're Still Human. Darwin's Theory Flawed.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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If History Repeats Itself, Then It Is Fake.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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Don't Talk To Me. I Am Currently On A Safe Mode.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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It's Like Hurricane Katrina Leaving Me With Nothing But Me.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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I've Spent 30 Years Feeding Myself With Nothing But Daily Bread.
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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Conventional Wisdom Goes Hybrid.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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What I Am Now Is Just 30% Of My Being Human.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Yes, I Can't Anymore Pull A Trigger. But I Have My Spear.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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I Am Forever Young. At least, In Theory.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I Am Not Living My Dreams. I Am Just A Sleepwalker.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Boys Don't Cry. It Takes A Man To Shed Tears.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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My Bad Side Can Be As Rough As Moon's Face.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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You Can't See Bright Side Of Me Unless The Solar Eclipse Is Over.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I Will Only Celebrate Xmas If Sahara Desert Is Filled With Snow.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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2008 Is My Best Year, Minus 2,008 Seconds Inside The Casino.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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My 2008 Has Produced 200 Days Of Joy And 8 Hours Of Sorrow.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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If Earth Were A Square, People Will Surely Think Outside The Box.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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My Life Is Like A Reality Show. I Never Thought I Could Be A Star
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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My Life Is Like A Reality Show. I Never Thought I Could A Star.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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You're The Rainbow Of My Life. I Like Your Curves.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Thanks For Gravity, It Keeps My Feet On The Ground.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Had It Not For Gravity I Would Have Seen My Balls Flying.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Even Stars Bow Before Me.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I Have Yet To See Santa Roaming At Mecca.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I Don't Speak The Obvious. But I Think I'm Just Handsome.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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I Don't Speak The Obvious. But I Think I'm Just Pretty.
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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My Head Is Crackin' Like Nuts.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Where Is The Love? There Is Nothing Inside My Heart But Blood.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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There Is Nothing Inside My Heart But Blood.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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This Kind Of Life Is Making Me Out Of My Shell.
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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So I Think I Have Never Been This Smart Since I Learned My ABC.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Baby Inside. Anyone?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I Can't Go Green Without My Yellow Banana.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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I Can't Be Able To Spell Love Without Beer.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I've Gone Too Far Every Time You're Near Me.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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The Best Part of Being Me Is Becoming You
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Monkeys Do Business In Banana Republic
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I Have Yet To See The Beast Of My Self
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Let Goons Buy Guns
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Let Bye Goons Be Buy Guns
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Go Yea And Do Math
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Secret Codes Embedded On This Shirt.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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One Day Soon Is A Future Rewind.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Even Devil Acknowledges God. Why Can't You?
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Artificial Intelligence vs. Organic Wisdom
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I Am A Space Tourist. Vanity Is A Thrill.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Evil Devil Acknowledges God. Why Can't You?
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Ouch... You're Stepping On My Shadow.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Liars Go To Hell. It's A Lie.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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To Be Frank With You, I Am Sinatra.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I Have Never Seen November Rain During Summer.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Let's Chill And Slide Through The Snowy Hill.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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We Are All But Organisms Under Microscope.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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This Is Exactly What Freedom Is All About:
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I Am In An Abstract Mode. Interpret At Your Own Risk.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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<-- Have You Been To This Summit? -->
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I Burned My Bridges... Now I Am Contented With Bamboo Raft.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Where My Right Ends, My Left Begins.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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End Of Human Hypocrisy Begins Here.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Seek And You Shall Find. Blind Man Knows...
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Currently Googling Giggle.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Currently Goggling Giggle.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I Love TypeTees, Literally.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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My InBox Is Full. I Need To Poo...
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Google Giggle
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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<-- My Asset -->
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Absolute Free-Dumb.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I Appreciate Your IQ: Insanity Quotient.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I Spit My Wit.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I Am The Star Of Your Universe.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Wearing Shirt Since B.C.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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This Tee Started It All.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I Have Castrated History. Sure It Won't Repeat Itself Anymore.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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My Conscience Is Clean, But Not Me.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Secrets Codes Embedded On This Shirt.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I'm-A-Gine
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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My Brain Is At Work 24/7
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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After 2000 Years Of Civilization, You Still Look Primitive.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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It Never Crossed My Mind That You Are Straight.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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If You Think You're Sexy, Kiss Me.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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You Can Insult Me, But Not My Intelligence.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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You See The Reincarnated John Lennon In Me.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I Am John Lennon's Reincarnation.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Bee-Witch
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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When It Rains And Pours, It's Flood.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I Am Smarter Than The Devil.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Human Has To Err, Otherwise, We're All Gods.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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My Cleopatra Screams Like A Cat.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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I Am Casanova. Almost.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Love Is A Great NonSense, Logically Speaking.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I Won't Tell You My Manners. Just Watch.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I Am Naughty. I Rest My Case.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Being Single Is A Bliss. Don't Tell That To Couples.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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You Taught Me How To Love. Boring...
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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The Only Way I Can Tell You The Truth Is To Lie.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Until Today, Yesterday Is Still A Puzzle To Me.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I Don't Think Suicide Is The Answer. But Who Knows?
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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The World Needs Someone UnLike Me.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Many Are Cold, Only Few Are Frozen.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Bad Times Always End Up In Goodbye.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Hypnotize Me, Or I'll Steal Your Consciousness Back.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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So Far, You're The One Nearest To Me.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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You Bring Chaos To My Life. Peace!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Will You Please Get Your Feet Off My Shadow.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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I Wear This Shirt Even In Shower.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Arsonists Have No Place In Hell.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Arsonists Can't Go To Hell. They Started It There.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I Hired Terrorists To Bomb Worms Inside.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Don't Panic. I'm Going To Fart.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Baby Inside.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Life Begins Somewhere Down Below.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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This Area Is Private. More So Down Under.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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This Area Is Private.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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High Elevation Around This Area. Only Experts Are Allowed.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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This Shirt Is Reserved For VIPs
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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100% Mammal's Milk Inside.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Pure Milk Inside.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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My Twin Everest Lies Behind This Shirt.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Come Inside My Shirt To Experience Treasure Islands.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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See My Twin Islands Behind This Shirt.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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What You See Here, Feel It There.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Babies And Adults Alike Love To Fondle Just Beneath My Shirt.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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You Want Milk? Get Through My Shirt.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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I Don't Wear Shirt, Except From This One.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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There's No Bra Behind This Shirt.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Behind This Shirt Is My Aching Heart.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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I Love My Enemy. That Is After I Killed Him.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Even Nudist Can't Resist Wearing My Shirt.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I A Nudist. But I Love This Shirt.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Vegas Strippers Don't Impress Me. I'm A Nudist.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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My Future Generations Are Stored Inside My Balls.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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This Shirt Is For Official Use Only.
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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I Am The Woman In Your Dreams Coming To Life.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I Am The Man In Your Dreams Coming To Life.
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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I Can Swallow My Pride, But Not Yours?
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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You Can't Kiss A Bride Without A Priest.
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Life Is Beautiful.That is If The Garden of Eden Still Exists.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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You Can't Put Words Into My Mouth. I'll Do It Myself.
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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I Am Your Rebellious Thought On The Loose.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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I Can Swallow My Pride, As Long As There Is Water.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I Can Swallow My Pride After A Bottle Of Beer.
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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I Can Swallow My Pride, But Yours? No Way!
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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You Are The Only Reason Why I'm Here. Thanks For The Ride.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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You Can't Go Where Your Shadows Go. Except 12 High Noon.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Only Elite People Wear My Shirt.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Simply Put, You Are Complicated.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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You Are Likely To Get My Attention. Don't Bother.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I Know Your Ugly. And I Am Aware It Is An Understatement.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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You Calling Me A Hunk Is An Understatement.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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If You Were On My Shoes, Then You Would Be Walking Barefoot.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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You Are The Only Last Girl I Didn't Call My Own.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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My Girl Used To Call Me Hunk. I Didn't Realize I Could Be Blond.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Don't Pee Here. I'm Not A Wall.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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I Am Likely Straight, More Or Less.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I Abhor War, More Or Less.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Life Is What You Make It. I'm Still Cooking Mine.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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If Jesus Were To Come Today, He Would See You Glorifying Her.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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If Jesus Were To Come Today, He Wouldn't See You Wear This Shirt.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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You Can't Go Weird And Look Nerd Without A Beard.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I Am Nerd. So I Feed Worms With Books.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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There Are Only Three Types Of People: I, U and Them.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Had It Not For My Guts, I Would Have Lost My Balls.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Promises Are Meant To Be Swallowed, And Spit It Out.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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If Wishes Come True, Then You Should Have Been Gone.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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How I Wish I Could Be Your Mirror.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Promises Are Meant To Be Broken. I Swear.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Promises Are Meant To Be Spoken. I Swear.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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To Pee Or Not To Pee.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Life Is What You Make It. I'm Cooking Mine.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Two Heads Are Biter Than One. We're Siamese!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Man Can't Live With Bread Alone. He Needs Water.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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In Heaven There's No Beer. That's Why I Drink It Here.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I Will Never Choose Coffee To Be My Cup Of Tea.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Catholic, As A Religion, Is A Deception Since Inception.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Salvation Is Free. But Vatican Charges You From Birth To Death.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Salvation Is Free. But Vatican Makes You Pay From Cradle To Grave
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Religion Can't Save Souls, But Faith Does. I'm Here To Pray.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Beneath The Floors Of Vatican Lies The Darkest Secrets Of All.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Catholic Is A Religion Of Fake, Not Of Faith.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I Am A Sinner. Otherwise, I Am Not Here.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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If All Dead Were To Live Again, I Wouldn't Be Alone Wearing This.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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It's Hard To Be A Hero In Our Time, Much More A Saint.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Catholics Have Many Saints, Or Shall I Say, Heroes?
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I Can't Be A Saint, Much Less A Hero.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Aliens Do Exist. There's One In Front Of Me.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Life Is Boring. What's New?
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Hell Subscribes To Playboy Magazine.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I Am A Skeptic, Believe Me.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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For Science To Define Divine Mysteries Is An Evil Act.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Science Is A Logical Explanation Of All Matters Of Creation.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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If Earth's Age Is 4.5 Billion Years, When Did Creation Begin?
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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What Is Beyond Universe Is Unknown. I Hate Infinity.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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I Am A Refugee. I Go Places.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I Am A Sleepwalker.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I Am In A Sleepwalker Mode. Don't Wake Me Up.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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In Sin City, Neon Lights Glitter Like Fire In Hell.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I Have Seen Vatican Clothed With All Satanic Symbols.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Where Have All The Souls Gone Before Final Judgment?
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Do African Souls Look Like White Ghosts too?
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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If Souls Are All But White, How Do Blacks Look Like?
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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People Can't See My See-Through Lies.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I Believe In Aliens. I Am 50% Martian.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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My Heart Belongs To The One Who Reads This. Take Me, I'm Yours.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Am I Talking To A Fool? Get Your Ass Out Of My Sight!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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My Moment Has Yet To Come. Today, You're The Man.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I'm Not Saying I'm Cute. Just Look At My Face.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I Am A Jealous Guy. Are You Envious?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I've Spent 50 Years Of My Life Wearing This Shirt.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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My Soulmate Stands Right In Front Of Me.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I Just Met My Soul Mate. She's In Front Of Me.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I Just Met My Soul Mate. He's In Front Of Me.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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You Got The Balls Once Wear This Shirt
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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My Conscience Told Me: "I Quit Being Your Clone!"
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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When Opportunity Knocks, The Door Might Have Been Locked.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I Look Handsome On This Angle.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I Look Pretty On This Angle.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Third World War Will Start Right On This Spot.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Only Beatles Can Stop Me From Doing Rock N' Roll
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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One Word Is Enough For A Wise Man: Stupid
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Can Anyone Make Somebody Out Of My Being Nobody?
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Can Someone Make A Nobody Like Me Become Somebody?
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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This Is The Definition Of A Simple Shirt:
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Sex Is An Accumulation of Bi-Products Of All Human Senses.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I Quit Smoking. My Past Was Full Of Smoke And Ashes.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Let My Heart Roar Like A Thunder And Catch The Fire.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Let My Heart Roar Like A Thunder. Lightning Is Yours.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Fragile: Behind This Shirt Is My Broken Heart.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I Was Nobody Yesterday. Somebody Today. I'm The Man In The Future
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Collect Your Yesterday And Present It Today. All Gone Tomorrow.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Past For Yesterday. Present For Today. Gone Tomorrow.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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My Heartbeat Roars Like A Thunder
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Boys Don't Cry. Hey, I'm Gay!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I Am No Buddy.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Out Of Respect, I Won't Tell Anybody Your Bunch Of Stupidity.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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When I First Tasted Defeat, 'Twas Like Orange Juice.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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This Tee Have Made Me 500 Bucks Richer.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Only Yesterday Makes Me Better Today. Tomorrow Is Another Story.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Love-By-Wires Have Made Love Letters Ancient.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I Face Death As If I Were To Die Again.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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My Soul Is 70% Evaporated Water.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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There's Nothing In My Yesterday That I Can't Do Today.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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My Yesterday Has Made Today And Tomorrow Less Futuristic.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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My Tomorrow Has Outlived Today Longer Than Yesterday.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Yesterday Has Made Today And Tomorrow Less Futuristic.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Santa Didn't Come To House Since I Kicked His Butt Last Christmas
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I Didn't Realize Santa Could Be A Pedophile.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Parenthoodwise, Santa Clause Is A Bad Ass. What A Huge Deception
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I Saw Santa With Bag Full Of Chocolates After A Supermarket Hiest
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I Saw Santa Making Out With A Gypsy Last Night.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I Kicked Santa Claus' Ass When I Saw Him Kissing My Mom.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I Kick Santa Claus' Ass When I Saw Him Kissing My Mom.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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My Train Of Thought Is At Top Speed.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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My Train Of Thought Was Robbed.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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My Train Of Thought Was Lightning Fast. Gone In A Wink Of An Eye.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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My Train Of Thought Met An Accident Halfway. Where Were We Now?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I Don't Wanna Give You A Free Ride For Just A Simple Thank You.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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My Desire Is Burning 24/7.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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My Desire Has Been Burning Until 911 Arrived.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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My Desire Is Burning So I Give 911 A Call
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Faith And Destiny Are Just Fictions Until You See Them Unfolding.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I Love Zeros. I Can Make A Million Out Of One.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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My Definite Past Overlaps My Infinite Future.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Miracles Are Overrated. That's Why There Are Many Saints.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I Embrace Khalil Gibran's Teachings. I Am Hypocrite No More.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Run Out Of Gigs? Memory Upgrade Needed.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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My Memory Has Just Been Upgraded. But I Crave For Some Extra Gigs
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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My Memory Has Just Been Upgraded. But I Crave For More Gigs!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I Don't See Shadows Of My Past. It's Partly Cloudy.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I Am Better Than Freud.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Yesterday, Today, & Tomorrow Conspired To Unleash The Future
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Yesterday, Today, & Tomorrow Conspired To Unleash The Future
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Apes Hate To Think They Didn't Become Humans. Darwin Is Wrong.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Apes Hate To Think Evolution Has Stopped On Them.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Judas Is More Holy Than Present Day Priests.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I Asked Bill Gates To Unlock The Encrypted Keys To Salvation.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I Saw You On Top Of Me In My Dream. I Didn't Think I'd Peed.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I'll Drink Beer With Jesus Tonight. See You In Vegas.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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My Cum Is Sweeter Than Your Juice.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Your Lips Make Me Melt. Your Tounge Reduces Me To Fluid.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Insanity Was The Last Word I Remember When I Was Still Sane
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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My Blood Is Thicker Than Beer
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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You Squeeze Your Balls For Nothing?
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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My Body Contains 50% Beer, 20% Blood.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Justice Is Blind. But Judges Are Not.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I Don't Wear Shirt For Nothing.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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You Are Just Like A Tiny Hole On My Shirt.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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This Is My Winning Shirt. Buy One At Threadless.com
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Babe, Please Shave It's Hard To Get Down There.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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This Shirt And I Are Inseparable.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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My Story: I Just Slipped Through My Mom's Slit And Cried.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I Have Never Worn A Shirt Like This Before.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I Play My Bird Every Time You're Gone.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I See Yesterday Marrying Today. They Both Die In The Future.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Where Have I Gone. My Soul And Spirits Have All Gone.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Where Have I Gone. My Soul And Spirits Have All Gone.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Where Have I Gone. My Soul And Spirits Have All Gone.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Don't Disturb Me. I Am In A Profound Soul-searching.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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My Yesterday Has Yet To Come Today From The Future.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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My Tongue Will Make You Scream A The Top Of Your Lungs.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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When My Bird Spits, A New Life Is Conceived.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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You Have All Swallowed My Future Kids. Leave 1 For Your Daughter
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I Have All My Future Generations Scattered All Over Your Face!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Touch Me There. Ah.. Ah.. Ah.. More.. More..! Nice Scratch.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Teach Me How To Fish Or I Won't Give You A Bait.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Your Theory: Wishful Thinking
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Sorry, I Don't See A Brighter Future For You. We're Not There Yet
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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New World Order: A Prelude To Chaotic Disorder.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I Have An Idea. I Don't Wanna Tell That To Chinese.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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You're Like A Cocaine To Me No More.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Before You, These Fingers Used To Strum Guitars.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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You're Like A Cocaine To Me. You're Making Me Wild.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Fast Forward, I Have Ten Wives. Pause, And Try Play With Them.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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You Don't Like This Slogan? I Don't Need Your Opinion.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Bring Me My Future Today, Like It Was Yesterday.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I Know What It Smells. I've Been There During Birth.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I Told You, This Would Be The Last Time You See Me Naked.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I Can Resist Temptation Until I Saw You Naked.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I Can't Wait For Today Like There's No Tomorrow.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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My Word Holds Water. I Can Stop Floods.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I Just Don't Give A Damn To Someone. I'm Selfish!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Now I Know, Mary Was Not Virgin After All.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I Asked God To Wear This Shirt, For Christ's Sake.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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We Are Just A Speck In The Universe. What Are We To Aliens?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Before God, Can You Define Space Versus Matter?
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Human Race Is Manipulated Since Divine Creation.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Obama Is My Hero. I Love America!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Arrogant America Is Trampled By Sweet Hope For Change.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I Am Black. That's Why I Love America.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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No White Lies In Black WhiteHouse.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Black For The WhiteHouse. I Am Proud To Be American.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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The World Loves America Again. Obama's Hope For Change Has Began.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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My Heart Is Big Enough To Drown You With My Blood.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Vampires Would Drink Jesus' Blood Like Wine.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I Haven't Lied All My Life, Until I Said I Love You.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I Haven't Lied Yet, Until I Said You're Pretty.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I Love Threadless. That's Why I Wear This Shirt.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Insanity is a bliss. Truth hurts.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Do Unto Me What You Can't Do To Yourself.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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In Same Sex Marriage Everyone Is United.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Creation is divine until Darwin was born.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Oh!bama to White House, finally!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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This is the last time I tell you I'm dead.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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If I were you, you wear this Tee.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I am insensitive nonsense person like you. Makes sense.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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If you can't make love, wage war.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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You are funny. Where's the joke?
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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You are funny. Which one is a joke?
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Don't label me like that. I'm not for sale.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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This Tshirt is hot. Strip me off. I'm yours.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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This Tshirt makes me hot. Make me wet.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Many are CULLED, Few are chosen.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I can't take Sorry for an answer. Sorry.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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You can run but you can't never ride.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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You can run but you can't never ride. Damn, traffic!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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May God forgive me. I have kissed 100 women today.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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What's underneath my shirt is reserved for my BF.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Are you really looking at my shirt? Or my boobs?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Keep looking at me. This is your last time to see a pretty face.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I am rumor mongerer. Keep it secret.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Tiger plays his bird in the Woods. No doubt he's the best.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Hell doesn't accept firemen. I go straight to Heaven.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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While you're reading this, goodluck is on your way.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I don't blame you. I told you once you're stupid.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I knew what you did last night. Why did you shave?
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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This? Right, enough to cover your face. So keep your eyes off.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Believe me, you can't get more prettier by just looking at me.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Want this shirt? Undress me.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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You can't go to hell if you're a fireman. I'm lucky I'm one.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Heaven needs ITs. Send your resume online.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Blame it to Darwin. You look like an ape.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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You bring out the best in me. Nice beer.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Two heads are better than one. That's why I'm the best.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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I heard a girl calling you dad. Did she also call a nun mom?
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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I don't think I'll bring my umbrella. There's Rihanna.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I can't believe you can crack your balls that worst.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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A bit of my gig is damaged. F1!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Should Obama rewrite history, I'd wish to be his dummy.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I agree. You can blow yourself up anytime. Allah!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Secondly, I see Christ coming. You knew what the first was?
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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If Frank did it My Way, so were you.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Got a pee-nut? Don't be nuts. See your doc.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Judas is a victim of spiritual conspiracy. Amen.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I am your guardian angel. I saw you naked everytime.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I believe in miracles. Magic is my trick.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Money is the root of all evil. I am the tree.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I am your knight in a shining armour. You are my sunshine.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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The truth is out there. Lie's everywhere.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I am a lawyer. Prayer is part of my profession.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I don't see your point. I'm blind.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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You're the first guy to take a peek at my new boobs today.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Even Goliath can't pin me down. Where's David?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I love Kitty. Meooooooowwwwwwwww
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Blind Curve? Wear Brail.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I don't wear Prada just for the devil.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I'm straight to becoming bi.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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My girl needs something BIG... just a little.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Theoritically, You Can Create Your Own Evolution
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Like Crab, What's Your Mentality?
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Literally, You Are Verbatim
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Don't Judge Me, I'm Not A Book!
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Don't Bark At Me, I'm Not A Tree!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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"O" needs "U" for change.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Life is boring. Lucky you're dead.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Why Angels love their wings? Ask the Wright Borthers.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Why God is white? He doesn't eat nor drink.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Why Satan is dark? He gets roasted in Hell.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Hey, don't smile at me. Are you Monalisa?
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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We are in the middle of AME recession RICA.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Want Finland? Buy China.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Stop it. Don't play forward and rewind.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Pirates made it to space... Hey, I don't understand Mandarin.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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A dollar is worth a thousand sweats...
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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McCain is cookin' somethin' behind (d') Bush.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I am human. I only drink Mama's milk.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Penguins need your ref, icebergs gone.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Can't bear a child? Go to China.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Don't get me wrong. You're right.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Recession will never happen. I bet my life.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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WANNA DIE YOUNG? DRINK CHINA MILK.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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HELEN LOVES MY STIFF HORSE
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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DRINK COW'S MILK? GET STRONG AS A BULL, RUDE AS ANIMAL
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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BE MY HELEN OF TROY. RIDE MY HORSE.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Can't Read This?: IDIOT
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Don't stare at me, you're funny.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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U LUV MY X?.... Y?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I love Jesus. To hell with Satan!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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U'll Eat Your Words, Mark My Word.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Run Obama Run, McCain is Comin'
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Hold your breath, Jesus is coming!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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SOS: Same Old Story
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Earth is on fire. Call Mars 911.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Today is my tomorrow until yesterday
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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POLITICAL McCainERIES
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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WHEN LOVE SPEAKS, EVERYBODY MELTS.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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GOD BLESS AMERICA. THANKS OBAMA.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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America is proud of you. Keep the faith.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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KISS ME OR I'LL KICK YOU
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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LIVE A YEAR. DIE FOREVER.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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SAVE AMERICA. VOTE OBAMA.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BLIND...
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I LIKE O. WHO DOESN'T?
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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OBAMA: Only Black American Men Association
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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FBI: FREEDOM BUSTING, INC.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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CREDIT CRISIS. BAIL OUT. BUSH ACT. BULL SH*T.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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BAIL OUT: Bush Administration Is Lying On Us, Terrific!
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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BAIL OUT. BUSH OUT.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Between the 2, I go for the 1 with O, OBSESSION to serve!
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Iraq War: The US K9 unit smells oil. Where's the WMD?
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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The "O" between the 2 can speak for U.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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American people want to see it Black or White
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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What a white can do that a black can't? Answer: "O"
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Can the "O" alter history? It's in U!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Iraqi oil stinks with American blood
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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