I Can See Through You Better Than A Lie Detector.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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I made you read this using the Law of Attraction.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I hate your guts and I don't even know you!
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I Can See Through You Better Than A Polygraph.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Love Has No Manners.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Did Someone Press Pause On Evolution?
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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Don't lie about your age, I ain't no club bouncer
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Don't lie about your age, I'm no club owner
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not going to wear a suit today
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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I’m on a quest for my imaginary soulmate.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I bought this in a galaxy far, far away…
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Tomorrow Is A New Day.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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If you are reading this, we are changing the world.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Don't hurt yourself. These are words.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Oh my God, you can read!
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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Love is my Art.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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I'm not a dreamer, I'm a visionary.
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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My name's not New Guy !
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I Am GREAT !
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Creative mind working.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I'm from a galaxy far, far away...
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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My phone number is 555-FAKE.
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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This t-shirt is cheap.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Sorry, I'm not single.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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If murder was legal my neighbor would already be dead.
of 52 votes, 40% like it
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If you think I'm hot just whistle.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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You are what you're not.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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I am what I'm not.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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