point taken.
don't buy it then.
it's not the end of the world.
smile.

so you're ugly, get over it.

hear hear!


*raises glass to toast*


-Chris

It's not just a girl shirt.

manboobs are awesome

would it kill you to accept that some people have a sense of humour or enjoy attention towards their figure or sometimes both? maybe threadless should print thier designs on a cardboard box with a neckhole so the human figure is totally hidden, would that make you happy?

Not acceptable? Sounds like you just got here from the 19th century.

I'm pretty conservative and I'm thinking of buying this shirt. It's not like it actually says "LOOK! I HAVE NICE BOOBS!!!" To most people, it's just 2 birds on a shirt.

what, exactly, is this topic that nobody gets? that girls are whores if they acknowledge having boobs? that any shirt besides a sack is slutty?

man boobs arnt cool.
haha.

Nobody gets to laugh if Becky doesn't laugh. New rule.

hahahahaha

It's meant to be an amusing shirt; there are many WORSE ways of drawing attention to oneself. As flourpower said, most people will probably understand it as 2 birds on a shirt, nothing more.

Relax, don't buy it, and you probably shouldn't tell other people what to do, especially about a simple graphic tee 8o)

if it was a shirt that had a picture of actual boobs on it i might see your point. but the whole point is, it's a lighthearted play on words, so like.. if the creepy old man at the bus stop is staring at them, he probably.. um.. well, i dont' know. nevermind.

they're just birds!

this shirt draws just as much attention to one's chest as any other graphic tee would.

Can't wait to see the photo submissions of this shirt!!! pics pics pics pics pics

pank, go to your room.

The creepy old man's gonna stare anyway....you should wear a heavy coat

so.. if a guy wears a shirt with a rooster on it. or i guess the equivalent example would be pants with a rooster on it. wait, that makes no sense... let's just say a shirt with a rooster. does that make him a manwhore?

:o

At least it's a shirt.


It could just be a bra.

Or no bra..

Yeah no bra..

and no underwear either..

Mmm yeah.

What were we talking about?

i want a shirt with actual breasts swooping out of the sky to pluck fish from the ocean!

lyke, i dnt get it, yall!

the birds are called "boobies" ....that's their name...."blue footed boobies"

you make a very good point. the only thing is that people like and buy it, you don't get supply without demand.

LOL, tabby. If they made pants with a rooster on them, they'd never have to make any other men's pants until the next ice age.

Old men stare at your boobs anyways. Just buy the shirt, so at least when they stare you can pretend its at the bird.

Wow. FREAKIN OUT!

I agree 90% of people who see this shirt will think it's just two birds - I have heard of boobies and tits but if you showed me a line up of birds and asked me to pick a boobie??
No where on this shirt does it say "I have nice boobs" - not even the tag. Get over yourself

Yeahhhhhh just go buy your stupid tree shirts already, Becky, because nobody cares about you OR your adolescent boobs.

i am with you. women make a big deal about showing off thier breasts, but then get offended when men refer to them as objects or just for thier looks. its so backward. i am not saying to wear a trench coat and hide everything, i am just saying be aware of what you are putting out there for the world. and dont be suprized about the reactions that come with it.

ok, what is wrong with drawing attention to your body: nothing.

breasts included. society really needs to get over it's obsession with breasts. they're there. who cares. back in the day your bare calves would draw scandelous remarks. frankly i think it's silly you can complement eyes or lips or most anything, but not breasts. why not?!

tits are not for censoring. by treating them differently, we make them taboo, we make them something full of shame and that's sad.

and also, people are gonna lust after other people. period. GET OVER IT. when i'm old and wrinkly and smell funny, i will be looking at the hot young thangs too. so will you if your crotch doesn't shrivel up and whither away. big deal.

if they harass/threaten you, that's different.

women, have a sense of humour over your own bodies. they are not pristine things. they are silly things that make funny noises and grow pimples. stop acting like we're all porcelin dolls or that we should strive to be that way.

i love this shirt because it's a simple pun on tits. it takes the polish away. just boobies. women, we need to have that attitude! just boobies. nuthin special here.

im naive and a dumbass, i still dont see how this portrays "nice boobies" all i see is two birds where the tits are supposed to be.

They're blue-footed BOOBIES (the birds).

OH ok now it makes sense. now i think im going to consider buying this.

This is one of the cleverest shirts I have ever seen on here, and I love the concept. But Becky's comments have pissed me off.

Becky, get off your "feminist" high horse and open your fucking mind. Honestly, if you have hott boobs, show them the eff off. If you have a hott anything, show it off, because it will make you feel good. I think you need to get over your fucking self. Feminism is about accepting and embracing the female form - and flaunting it. I love my breasts, I celebrate them, and when I dress, I embellish them, because they are a part of my body and they are beautiful. They are part of what makes me beautiful - my eyes, my hair, my hands, my sense of humor, my brain, and my J-Lo ass. Maybe a man looks at my chest, or any other physical part of me, and thinks I'm easy, but the second I open my mouth and he hears how fucking intelligent I am, he understands that I'm more than just a set of T and A, and he realizes he's got a seriously well-rounded woman, inside and out. And he better accept that or back the fuck out of my way.

And honestly, Becky, I take serious fucking offense to you calling me a whore just because I love my breasts. I love my breasts, I wear clothing that makes it easy for people to see that I have them, but that doesn't mean I spread my legs for everyone. How DARE you stereotype women who celebrate their figures? Something tells me the type of intelligent, witty people who would buy and actually understand this shirt are above behaving in a whorish manner. I know I certainly am.

You probably also have a rack so hideous it would curdle milk.* Hence your animosity.

*Pun intended? Ain't tellin'

I can't imagine that this girl doesn't have at least one tight fitted shirt. Oh! Guess what! Draws attention to your breasts!

I wear low cut stuff all the time. Clevage is power. I'm such a slut, obviously.

"i love this shirt because it's a simple pun on tits. it takes the polish away. just boobies. women, we need to have that attitude! just boobies. nuthin special here."


this is pretty much my mindset. i dont really get the fascination with boobs. probably because i have them, but i don't see why men like to look at them. i don't know. they're just deposits of fat. right?
am i right?

*crickets chirping*

i actually dont have naything tight fitted. i wear mens tshirts because girls shorts dont fit me. i dont want to show myself off, but then again, im nothing to look at.

i may not like to look at people that are almost naked, but when theyre adults, they can wear whatever they damn well please.

im not offended by this shirt at all. i wont buy it simply because i dont have any strong feelings for it. but i cant bring myself to insult anyone that wears it.

what i meant to say was, i think this shirt is funny.

yeah, tabby. i pretty much agree. in my opinion, my boobs are here to serve as food dispensers for whatever children i may have. but if someone loves their boobs, i really dont care.

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i love this shirt because it's a simple pun on tits. it takes the polish away. just boobies. women, we need to have that attitude! just boobies. nuthin special here."


this is pretty much my mindset. i dont really get the fascination with boobs. probably because i have them, but i don't see why men like to look at them. i don't know. they're just deposits of fat. right?
am i right?

*crickets chirping*
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you are so not a man......

I try... generally sucessfully not to be a pig about it... but I will usually take the time to visually appricate a nice looking woman walking by... personally I am usually more of an "ass man" myself but I certainly appricate a nice set of breasts.

my experience is that girls do also seem to "appricate" a nice looking man in their proximity.

Boobs aren't that bad. I mean come on, those tribes in Africa run around with no tops on. But their boobs flap around like pancakes so I'm not complaining. I love my boobs. :>

i love your boobs too :)

oh i love all threadless boobs. yes lordy!

"you are so not a man...... "


haha! well, you got me there ;)
anywho, i just don't think this shirt draws attention to the boobs in a way that a low cut shir t might ANYWAY, since people will be looking at the birds. and seeing as its a JOKE. it's not like it's a shirt with two strategically cut holes

" two strategically cut holes"
sweet jesus, are you trying to make me cum in my pants .
oh god, not again *eurgh!

tabbycat742

that your so not a man line ...is a inside joke between myself and my fiance.... whenever she fails to be properly excited about some car or computer part.... movie w/ car chases and splosions'....etc.

I tell her she is so not a man ;)

Mummy... Somebody thre sand at me in Kindergarten!

I SUCK boobies. Does that make me a bad person?

hahaha! I forgot how stupid 15-year-old are.

maddingo i think you and i need to go to a monster truck rally and send my wife and your fiance shoe shopping.

i agree with everyone who's said "boobs, meh, they're just fat", but you can't deny they're the prettiest damn fat ever to bounce across this great green earth. boobs can be awesome at any size. the guys that really bother me are the ones who're obsessed with size. it strikes me as a hangup dating back to breastfeeding. i bet some psychologist would tell you these guys are really insecure and the last time they actually felt happy and safe was nuzzled between breasts larger than thier own infant heads. the problem is they want to recapture it which means even a DD breast is inadequate.

lol @ skurk here

get over youself.

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d3d, at 6:15am on Oct 25, 2005
maddingo i think you and i need to go to a monster truck rally and send my wife and your fiance shoe shopping.
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sounds like a plan to me.. MonsterTruck Rallies are pretty badass funny really.

my fiance would be pleased to because god knows she likes shopping for shoes.....