i can function at any hour and on any day: just add starbucks
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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warning: no white out on computer screens
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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my brain has more memory than your computer
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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My Hard Drive can beat your Hard Drive!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Imagination encircles the world.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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leave a message my brain might get back to you
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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my other jobs on vacation
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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better online
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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its halloween : toothfairys in business
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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wanna see my lucky charms?
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I go NINJA TURTLE in less than 5 seconds!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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betty crocker sweet talker
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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ive got the "specialitis"
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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HAPPILY GAY
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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lesbian in disguise
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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wanted classifieds
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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you make time stand still
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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the zoo called they want the gorilla back
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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365 days a year
7 days a week
24 hours a day
Moms Job!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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when i went sleep walkin i stumbled on you in a dream
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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"lets swap emails"
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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what cave did u just crawl out from?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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give me a federal reserve note
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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stick post it notes here
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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catuion:you might get wet
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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when i burp its just my inner monster saying hello
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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buried treasure inquire inside
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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instruction manual required
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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"do you come with a remote"
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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im the newest latest greatest techie toy available
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Lets get funky!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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im the monster in your closet
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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ken was a GI Joe in another life
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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barbie might be plastic but im alive
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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your momma hiccups earthquakes and blows snowstorms out her nose
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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"your mirror lied"
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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DAM
Drunken
Alcoholic
Men
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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just an accessory
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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your dog is way cuter
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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you went to school for that?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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ha ha made you look dummy
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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the new strong is weak
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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ill melt your popsicle
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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dip my cookie in milk
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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success is failure
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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witches ride brooms
where is yours?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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my cars a hot wheel
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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cracker jack prize
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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to good home
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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im lost find me
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I went green and RECYCLED: I wore this shirt twice!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Cereal is a Killer?!?
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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My Other Shirts Doing My Laundry!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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THINK
Green
JellyBean
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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reality checks:
rents due
economys bad
step up!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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romeo and juliet did "it" so can we
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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dont get sherlock holmes on the matter just drop it like its hot
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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