11.03.09
FACT: preceding anything with the word fact makes it a fact.


10.15.09
Whoa! I have the exact same air guitar


THESAURUS. don't leave home, abode, dwelling without it

I like to point out the obvious. Also, this is a shirt.


83% - My hidden talent must have found a really good hiding spot.

82% - I don't believe in stereotypes. People my age never do.

81% - Catching a falling star would actually be pretty unlucky.


77% - I've been around the block a few times. In other words, I am lost

77% - I'm so sneaky, even I don't know what I'm doing.

77% - Real bears don't care.

76% - Some people have experience under their belts. I have pants.

76% - In case I am cloned, this shirt proves I'm the real me.

76% - Chivalry isn't dead. It got stuck holding the door.

76% - Universal Remotes probably won't work in other galaxies.

76% - WORD PROBLEMS. nice try, math. we know it's you.

76% - Pirate stereotypes hurt me feelings.

75% - Whoever invented the parachute probably did it very quickly.

75% - Loners rule! Who's with me? Anybody?

74% - All my bodyguards are disguised as oblivious strangers.

74% - GRAVITY. that's how it all went down.

74% - I assume this is the long, silent phase of our secret handshake.

73% - ECHOES. Nature's way of mocking your loneliness.

73% - Due to economic concerns, the letter Y is discontinued. Thank ou.

71% - My mom said monsters aren't real. And now I'm lonely at night.


70% - METAPHYSICS. whatever happens may or may not happen.

70% - Maybe the day doesn't want to be seized.

67% - Let's make brief, awkward eye contact in 3..2..1..


65% - CURIOSITY TEST (front); Results: You are curious. (back)

63% - I throw my hands in the air, but when I wave them, I still care.








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8.30.2009

THESAURUS. don't leave home, abode, dwelling without it



8.23.2009

This shirt is awesome-activated. It turns red when I'm awesome.



8.16.2009

This shirt is awesome-activated. It turns red when I'm awesome.




8.13.2009

I like to point out the obvious. Also, this is a shirt.



8.12.2009

Can I read minds? I'm glad you were about to ask.



8.3.2009

I'm not immature. You are. Times infinity.



8.2.2009

BOOKS! they're like really long subtitles


7.21.2009

every year statistics kill 637 people


7.20.2009

INERTIA lets the good times roll.


7.16.2009

Three cheers for repetition!


7.13.2009

I sense your sarcasm, and I kindly reciprocate.


7.11.2009

Double negatives don't do no harm!



7.6.2009

PUSH ME. I talk!




7.3.2009

Forget gravity, I defy logic.




Current top 60 scoring slogans - as of the 1st week of July '09. Click to vote!
83% - My hidden talent must have found a really good hiding spot.

82% - I don't believe in stereotypes. People my age never do.

81% - Catching a falling star would actually be pretty unlucky.

79% - Clairvoyants unite! you know the place.

78% - Some say invisibility is the best superpower. I just don't see it

78% - Imaginary friends are better than fake ones.

77% - I've been around the block a few times. In other words, I am lost

77% - I'm so sneaky, even I don't know what I'm doing.

77% - Real bears don't care.

76% - Some people have experience under their belts. I have pants.

76% - In case I am cloned, this shirt proves I'm the real me.

76% - Chivalry isn't dead. It got stuck holding the door.

76% - Universal Remotes probably won't work in other galaxies.

76% - WORD PROBLEMS. nice try, math. we know it's you.

76% - Pirate stereotypes hurt me feelings.

75% - Whoever invented the parachute probably did it very quickly.

75% - Loners rule! Who's with me? Anybody?

75% - We all have hard choices to make. That's why God invented coins.

74% - All my bodyguards are disguised as oblivious strangers.

74% - If by 'push up' you mean a frozen treat then yes, I can do several

74% - GRAVITY. that's how it all went down.

74% - I assume this is the long, silent phase of our secret handshake.

73% - I am NOT defensive. Or redundant. Or defensive.

73% - ECHOES. Nature's way of mocking your loneliness.

73% - Due to economic concerns, the letter Y is discontinued. Thank ou.

72% - There's no time like the present.Except right now which is similar

72% Sorry to hear you were vaporized. You will be mist.

72% - NOBODY tells me what to do. Which is why I'm so confused.

71% - My mom said monsters aren't real. And now I'm lonely at night.

71% OUR BORDERS ARE INSECURE. And our coasts are socially awkward

71% - PLEASE REMEMBER ME. I may need an alibi.

71% - Sometimes I forget to turn off the irony.

71% - Math taught me to divide. World history taught me to conquer.

71% - CAREERS. everyone's least favorite after-school activity.

70% - Word order matters. Believe me you.

70% - Narcissism is the only thing I don't like about me.

70% - METAPHYSICS. whatever happens may or may not happen.

70% - Maybe the day doesn't want to be seized.

70% - Sometimes I let my guard down. Other times he stays in the tower.

69% - Everyone should stand for something. I stand for 8 hours a day.

69% - :**#()% some emotions are too complex for emoticons

69% - PUT AND END TO VIOLENCE. Or at least seriously injure it.

69% - I have no 'best friend forever.' They all compete on a daily basis.

69% - Money problems' implies having money. I just have problems.

68% - Spoiler alert: everybody dies. eventually.

68% - Animal testing is cruel. Because animals can't read.

68% - Variety is the spice of life! Monotony is the bland, chewy part.

68% - I make good money. But the police keep calling it 'counterfeit.

67% - Llamas: Nature's most lovable typo.

67% - Let's make brief, awkward eye contact in 3..2..1..

67% - You're more likely to be struck by a shark than eaten by lightning

67% - To quote my favorite mime: '' ''

67% - ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. also, I dented your car.

67% - Cannot be held liable for accidents that occur while reading this.

66% - I wouldn't call myself a superhero. I prefer to keep it a secret.

66% - silence is golden. and by golden I mean awkward.

66% - If I were you, I'd think about not calling me passive aggressive

66% - I don't mean to be forward. I just tend to walk that way.

65% - being immortal never gets old.

65% - I'm not afraid of the future.I'm afraid of ROBOTS from the future

65% - CURIOSITY TEST (front); Results: You are curious. (back)

65% - I'm accurate 24/7/365.25

65% - Liquid nitrogen is cool. If that's what you're N2 (subscript)

64% - PIONEERS. They never settle.

64% - It's hard to say goodbye. It's even harder to say rural.

64% - I threw caution to the wind and it blew into my eyes. It stings.

63% - Me, skeptical? Psssh.

63% - I have issues with personal space. Let's keep it between us.

63% - I throw my hands in the air, but when I wave them, I still care.

63% - I often eat some of the bacon as I'm bringing it home.

63% - There is nothing supreme about covering a pizza with vegetables.

63% - DRAMATIC PAUSES MAKE EVERYTHING THAT. MUCH. BETTER.

62% - When I was a kid, I dreamed of owning this shirt.

62% - Sometimes I get out of line. If that happens, save my spot.

62% - IT'S OK TO TALK TO YOURSELF. at least that's what I tell myself.

62% - DESTINY CALLS. Fate usually sends an email.

62% - Mountains are inclined to make it harder for climbers.

61% - So far today, I have 1. Started a list

60% - Sometimes I gallop, just for a change of pace.

60% - THE MOON. it's a nice place but it lacks atmosphere.

60% - Here's someone who hates it when people talk in third person.

59% - If 90º angles are wrong, I don't want to be right.






7.1.2009

HUMAN INTERACTION. this is the part where I always mess up



6.30.2009

BRIDGES. I'm so over them.




6.29.2009

coming up next... The Person Behind Me





6.24.2009

Approximately a lot of people don't remember statistics very well



6.23.2009

If my friends could see me now..I'd wonder where they're hiding


6.20.2009

You know what they say: you can't believe what people say.




6.19.2009

I'm not clumsy, everything is just in the wrong place.


6.18.2009

squirrel chauffeurs drive me nuts


6.17.2009

I had to choose between a watch and a shirt. So..what time is it?


6.15.2009

being immortal never gets old.


6.13.2009

Simon says you have unhealthy dependence issues.


6.11.2009

I challenge you to a duel of subtle gestures.


6.9.2009

THE MOON. it's a nice place but it lacks atmosphere.



6.7.2009

:**#()% some emotions are too complex for emoticons



6.6.2009

My hidden talent must have found a really good hiding spot.


6.5.2009

From now on, everything I do is abstract performance art.


everyone starts out as a nudist.


If everyone jumped off a cliff, I would do it better.



6.4.2009

GRAVITY. that's how it all went down.


I've come from the future to warn you about that expired cheese.


6.3.2009

You had a 1 in six billion chance of meeting me today. Lucky.


what happens in quicksand, stays in quicksand.



6.2.2009

I AM A GIANT TALKING BABY.



5.30.2009

Sticks and stones may break my bones. That's why I stay indoors.


5.28.2009

I refuse to answer any questions about my evasiveness.



5.26.2009

I don't take myself too seriously. details at the press conference.


5.25.2009

Oh, I'm sorry. Is there a law against being melodramatic?



5.24.2009

silence is golden. and by golden I mean awkward.



5.23.2009

They say good things come to those who wait. Well. Here I am.




5.22.2009

Math taught me to divide. World history taught me to conquer.


5.21.2009


Animal testing is cruel. Because animals can't read.






5.20.2009


The good news is I've forgotten the bad news.



Hindsight is 20/20. Peripheral vision is bear/tree/not sure.



5.19.2009

Some people have experience under their belts. I have pants.



5.18.2009



I believe people of every race should play that funky music.


5.17.2009

Having a big vocabulary is really...um.. nice.



Spoiler alert: everybody dies. eventually.


5.16.2009

ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. also, I dented your car.


I believe people of every race should play that funky music.



5.15.2009

IT'S OK TO TALK TO YOURSELF. at least that's what I tell myself.



5.14.2009
Clairvoyants unite! you know the place.



I MAKE MY OWN CLICHES like a fox swimmin' underwater.




Sorry, my back story is not that interesting. (ON BACK)





5.13.2009
I'm so sneaky, even I don't know what I'm doing.


5.12.2009
Forests are shady.


I got cut from the Knife Fighting Team.


5.11.2009
DON'T BE TRIPPIN'. tie your shoes.


5.10.2009
lazy people unite! no hurry.


5.9.2009
One day we'll look back at this moment and not remember it.


5.8.2009
CONTROVERSY! discuss.


5.7.2009
Sometimes I get out of line. If that happens, save my spot.



5.6.2009
Loners rule! Who's with me? Anybody?


5.5.2009
TORNADOES. the natural pick-me-up!


5.4.2009
It's less than 365 days till my birthday!


5.3.2009
MURPHY'S LOL. whatever can go wrong will be fun to watch.


5.2.2009
follow me to the secret hideout


4.29.2009:
THIS IS A DREAM. In real life, I wear pants.

Let's play a game. Whoever's shirt is read first wins.

CURIOSITY TEST (front); Results: You are curious. (back)

I don't know what a rhetorical question is. So what?


4.28.2009:
Sometimes I gallop, just for a change of pace.



4.27.2009:
ECHOES. Nature's way of mocking your loneliness.



4.26.2009:
When I was a kid, I dreamed of owning this shirt.

Me, skeptical? Psssh.

Hey temporal and frontal lobes, thanks for the memories.

Everyone should stand for something. I stand for 8 hours a day.

I make good money. But the police keep calling it 'counterfeit.


4.25.2009:
Needles to say, I'm a pretty sharp speller.



4.24.2009:
mixing languages is uber-cool


4.23.2009:
I manage my anger pretty well. I always have enough.



4.22.2009:
STATIC ELECTRICITY. The best way to conduct yourself.



4.21.2009:
BEEKEEPING. I do it for the honeys.

I'd like to propose a toast to buttered bread.





4.20.2009
Sometimes I forget to turn off the irony.



4.19.2009:
Commence the secret handshake



4.18.2009:
Everything I know I learned from clever t-shirts.







4.17.2009:
I don't believe in stereotypes. People my age never do.

Please don't move.I really like this spatial relationship we have.


4.16.2009:
Due to economic concerns, the letter Y is discontinued. Thank ou.

METAPHYSICS. whatever happens may or may not happen.


4.15.2009:
I'm not afraid of the future.I'm afraid of ROBOTS from the future

I am NOT defensive. Or redundant. Or defensive.

When I have time on my hands, I lick it off. I hate wasting time.





4.14.2009: Whoa, this is JUST like my dream. Minus the flying koalas.



A journey of 1,000 miles begins with one awesome mix tape.


4.13.2009: Word order matters. Believe me you.


4.10.2009: used crayons are pointless.


4.07.2009: To quote my favorite mime: '' ''



4.06.2009: I don't mean to be forward. I just tend to walk that way.



4.05.2009: I have no 'best friend forever.' They all compete on a daily basis.


4.02.2009: A pair of spurs would have made my entrance a lot more epic.




4.01.2009: I can recognize Japanese characters. Like Mr. Miyagi.


3.31.2009: Narcissism is the only thing I don't like about me.


3.30.2009: Whoever invented the parachute probably did it very quickly.


3.29.2009: Imaginary friends are better than fake ones.


3.23.2009: I often eat some of the bacon as I'm bringing it home.


3.22.2009: Maybe the day doesn't want to be seized.


3.21.2009: Pirate stereotypes hurt me feelings..




3.20.2009: Life is a charade. And the mimes are winning.


3.19.2009: Time travel is possible. You'll understand when you're younger.


3.18.2009: I wouldn't call myself a superhero. I prefer to keep it a secret.


3.17.2009: We all have hard choices to make. That's why God invented coins.


3.16.2009: PIONEERS. They never settle.


3.15.2009: NOBODY tells me what to do. Which is why I'm so confused.


3.14.2009: In case I am cloned, this shirt proves I'm the real me.


3.13.2009: TODAY'S ITINERARY: 1. Shenanigans. 2. Hijinks. 3. Tomfoolery.


3.12.2009: PUT AND END TO VIOLENCE. Or at least seriously injure it.


3.11.2009: PERSONAL SPACE. Let's keep it between us.

I have issues with personal space. Let's keep it between us.


3.10.2009: Stand back, I audited a course in this.


3.9.2009: There's a healthy eater inside of me. I ate him.


3.8.2009: You can't always believe your eyes. But you can count on your hands.


3.7.2009: Einstein was a formula baby.


3.6.2009: Hello, acquaintance!


3.5.2009: Sorry to hear you were vaporized. You will be mist.


3.4.2009: PLEASE REMEMBER ME. I may need an alibi.



3.3.2009: Prepare for the worst. Hope for the best. Settle for average.



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I selected one of my favorites for each one. Good stuff all around...

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martiandrivein- I bet I can make things awkward between us.

Maltzmania- Think Of One Crazy Memory Involving A Chase. Now Add Banjo Music.

krokun- Some Dead Guy Said This Thing Once, And It Was Totally Awesome

ivejustquitsmoking- T is the last letter of alphabet.

FRICKINAWESOME- That Reminds Me of a Boring Story I Take Forever To Tell.

lunchboxbrain- Wearing your underwear on the outside gives you super powers

TimScribble- Actually, Medicine is the best Medicine.

davidfromdallas- Vegetarians: Eating The Stuff That Food Eats

bean12- Mathematics: The first step is admitting that you have a problem.

Larlar- A joke without a punchline is like

Retroludo- Forget Science, I'm donating my body to Magic.

Bio-bot 9000- If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur.

courtney pie- Santa Claus: The Original Stranger With Candy.

5napple- I'm in my own little world. But that's okay, they know me here.

theBESTIALninja- Hide and seek is fun until someone is forgotten.

ofthecoast- If the roof was really on fire, the party would probably be over.

twoonebee- Monopoly: The fun way to ruin your family's evening.

paniccia- Don't be a jerk

brentendo-throw parties not punches

Jeiji- I never thought it was butter, anyways...

Krimson- Helvetica is a life style

rbthatcher- I thought it was custom to hide stuff but Customs didn't think so

confused3242- Sadly, we will die from a life experience.

CallMeSteven- Doors: Knock 'em Before You Try 'em