Talk to the shirt, the hand doesn't feel like talking
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Quick let's start a musical number
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Quick let's start a musical number
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Raisins, the seniors of the fruit world
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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I don't have money, do you take LOVE?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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If your slightly depressed and you know it your not cool da da da
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a one man band but if you want i'll let you in
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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To think is to mesh gears of ancient wisdom into a everlasting...
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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I can so rhym
Cause i am devine
and just like a orenge...
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt makes me look importent
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Try me, I'm Delicious
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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You know you don't have to be in the army to go commando
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Old Mcdonald old fashioned smoked meat
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'm so cold that I have HYPOTHERMIA
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Hating is so overated, infact i hate people that hate
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Shhhhh! I'm sleeping
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Don't look now but people are watching you read my shirt
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I'm not paranoid if everything really is a conspiracy
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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It's survival of the fittest so please don't hurt me!!
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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The world is full of myths lucky for you I'm not
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I'm one of those people you stop in the hall to read their shirts
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I bet you 5 dollars your reading this shirt right now
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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The words awesome and me just seem to go together so well
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Mummy and Mommy a difference you can't afford to forget
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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If i can't see you you cant see this shirt
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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To be or not to be THAT is a boring question
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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CAUTION Mouth works faster then brain
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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Rockstars dont have to do there homework
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Im a superhero this is just my disguise
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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I only act weird to make other people feel better
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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Peanut Butter and Jelly: Love at first sight
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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I LOVE working, between the hours of 1am-3am every other tuesday
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Warning Blond Crossing
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Kittens, fuzzy on the outside, red in the inside
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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You just got rejected by a shirt
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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YOU stole the cookie from the cookie jar!!!
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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You say potatoe i say dead kittens
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Pinky Promise, cross your heart hope to die...
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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When in doubt run and scream
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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It's time for change
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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The difference been video games and life is it hurts when you die
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Money is like Youth once its been spent its never coming back
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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When running in the olympics don't wave
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Don't run with scissors they are sharp (trust me i know)
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Why Phone when you can scream?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Why walk up to somebody when they can walk up to you
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Pop Stars taught me how to spell T-A-S-T-Y B-A-N-A-N-A
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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want to travel in many diffrent directions at once, try terrorism
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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If you're this close, you didn't read the restraining order
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Don't make me mad, im running out of places do hide the bodies
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I swear i had my homework, but i got hungry and...
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Stop asking the chicken crossed the road cause i told it too
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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If this was on a shirt would you laugh
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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