evryone has a right to be stupid some people just abuse privilege
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Virus check complete. All viruses functioning normally
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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time without me is "ti"
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Not ugly, just a rare beauty
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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If kids are the future why arent they building my flying car?
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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At least I was cute when I was a baby
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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watch your step, you may fall
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Let´s make beautiful music for a sad world
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Don´t make a bet if you can´t write a check
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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better in time
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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about life and love and music and stuff
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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the objects in mirror are closer than they appear
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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"tee" is for tiger
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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superstition gives you bad luck
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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crime dont pay, that means my work is a crime
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Told you ten thousand times not to exagerate!
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Come to the shiny side of the force
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I believe in politicians and unicorns
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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stop and rewind
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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donate for a ferrari
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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adopt a stegosaurus
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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sleeping all day and living for the night
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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future sounds far away
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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If a bird told you that you are crazy, you must be
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Intelligence follows me, but I´m faster
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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This suicide obsession is killing me!
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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i don't support cloning. i don't support cloning
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I´m just wearing wool and ink
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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I used to listen to tapes
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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save pandas, stop eating bamboos
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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what a pleassure
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I tried to be nice
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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If life give you lemons, make a margarita
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Stick your hand out of the puppets. They have feelings too
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Chickety china the chinese chicken!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Chuck Norris kicked my ass
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I want a job and a ferrari
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Cool enough for me
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Welcome to the twilight zone
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I know where Wally is...
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Billie Jean´s lover
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Alcohol is cheaper than therapy
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Former Jedi looking for job
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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They took my freaking kidney
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Let´s go to candy mountain!
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Pimp in Rehab
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I was one of The Beatles
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Jerry Springer never found my father
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Buy me another shirt
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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leave me alone! Im not Emo!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I´m not fat, my muscles are resting
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Adopt me, my parents don´t give me money
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Dude
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I´ll vote for Tina Fey
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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S*perman
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Cute Outside, Evil Inside
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Darth Vader is my real father
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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