I AM THE DEVOURER OF ICECREAMS !
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I don't think the future is ever coming...
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I liked the balloons beter before they went pop!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I miss sepia.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I never liked the dinosaurs anyway.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I turn invisible when no one is watching.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I want to be the world's first black ninja turtle!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I was supposed to meet a dinosaur here, have you seen it?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I'd hate to burst your bubble but, no wait bursting bubbles rules
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I'll make you a millionaire! (If your'e a billionaire.)
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'll make you a millionaire. (Billionaire applicants only.)
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I'm a ninja worrier.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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i'm a samurai worrier.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I'm a vegetarian, but I do eat unicorn.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I'm disguised as a person with bad taste in t-shirts
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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I'm going to be a midget when i grow up.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I'm in a new york state of mime.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'm looking for my dinosaur have you seen it?
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I'm telling the truth when I say, I always lie.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I've been waiting for the future since for ever.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I've got a sixth sense! And it's not a sense of humor!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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If I can not have my cake and eat it. Why would I want cake?
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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If I'm laughing at your jokes im just being polite.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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If i'm lauging at your jokes, i'm just being politicly correct.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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If it looks like i'm dancing I just have to pee.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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If we're made in gods image, how come we are not invisible?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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If you can't beat 'em... throw things.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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If you feel like im standing to close, I'm playing space invader.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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If you really say "no" to drugs. You must be high.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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It's better to have loved and lost, then to have gotten maried.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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It’s hard to see things clearly through teary eyes.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Jesus could turn water into wine. I can turn wine into vinegar.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Little Miss WWW Dottey
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Love kills hate.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Nothing this shirt says is true.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Permafrost keeps it cool.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Permafrost: keeping it cool.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Polarbears are on top of the world!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Put your hands in the air and wave 'em like your'e a crazy person
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Roses are red, violets are, just that, violet.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Roses are red, Violets are, just that, vliolet.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Say 'o!' to the letter N!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Smoking is for quiters.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Stop naming things Avatar.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Talk to the hand, because there's a sockpuppet on it.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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The Opera was a big dissapointment, no free gift under my seat.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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The person wearing this shirt is an axe murderer, keep him happy.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Thinking and doing are friends. They get lonely without eachother
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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This is not a test, its a trick, to make you think this is a test
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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This t-shirt has got me in a headlock.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Vikings pillaged my village and all they left me was this shirt.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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When life hands you lemons, squeeze lemonjuice in its eyes.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Where did all the cavemen go?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Who are you calling a homosapien?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Who are you calling a peasant?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Whoever reads this is beautiful.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Whoever reads this is beautifull.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Women are from Venus, men are from earth.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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You must be a mime reader!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Your'e not big in Japan. Godzilla is.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Youtube is a series of tubes!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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