I wish life were like an infomercial
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Redundancy is really, really, really, really annoying
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I wholeheartedly support apathy
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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The Brightest Tool in the Shed
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Religion: Mind Control
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Electricity: Organized lighting
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I'll stop procrastinating tomorrow
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Vwls ar vrrtd
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Jesus is Coming! (Look busy)
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I had a handle on life but it broke.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Hard Work Never Killed Anyone. But Why Risk It?
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Blessed Are The Flexible. They Never Get Bent Out of Shape.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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My 401-K is now a 101-K
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Where Have The Rock Gods Gone?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Beer: Now Cheaper Than Gasoline
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Gun Control Means Using Two Hands
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I Left My Members Only Jacket at Home
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I Design With KidPix
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't your sport.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Can you be scared to death twice?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Atheism: A non-profit organization
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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What does Cheese say when it gets it's picture taken?
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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How Can There Be a Self-Help Group?
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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I'm Freaking Out.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Jesus Ate Poprocks
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I Still Use My Nightlight.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I Usually Have Better Style
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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My Parents Push Me In The Shopping Cart
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I Wear Corny Shirts Because I'm Insecure
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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My Parents Had Sex.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I Like Rush
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I Won 200 Bucks For This Stupid Slogan
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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My Girlfriend Eats More Than Me
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Your Shirt is Tacky
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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They Call Me The Buffet King
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I Can't Do Laundry
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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My Other Shirt is Expensive.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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