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theleliamonster
theleliamonster aka Lelia is a 25.83 year old girl, has been a member since September 20, 2008, has scored 2,188 submissions, giving an average score of 3.09, helping 41 designs get printed.
I'd quit cold turkey if it weren't so darn delicious!
of 18 votes, 50% like it
Something tells me clams just aren't that happy.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
Nihilism doesn't mean a thing to me.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
Black, white, red, yellow, brown... we're all pink on the inside!
of 15 votes, 27% like it
My name is Bullet and I'm a son of a gun.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
Scapegoats take all the bla-a-a-ame.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
I'm on pins and needles. Ouch.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
It takes two to tango but only one to robot.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
I drink like a fish. (Consequently, I can't breathe very well.)
of 21 votes, 43% like it
A leopard can't change his spots, but he can eat you.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
If you can't beat 'em, you're not using a big enough stick.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
I masticate in public!
of 30 votes, 20% like it
I don't jest, and quit callin' me Shirley!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
I will love you for your dog.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
(frnt) let's put our heads together (back) and make squishy faces
of 21 votes, 10% like it
OH. EM. GEE. DUBYOO. TEE. EFF.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
Bte yuo cna raed tihs!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
This slogan used to be hidden under my beard.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
Not all who wander are lost. Sometimes they're zombies.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
I'll CMYK your RGB
of 28 votes, 29% like it
Another soul saved by Rock 'n' Roll.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
My shirt can kick your Honor student's butt.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
What were you expecting, a cardigan?
of 28 votes, 25% like it
What, you were expecting a cardigan?
of 27 votes, 30% like it
My other shirt is a stupid bunny suit.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
I smoke, but only when I'm on fire.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Onomatopoeias make me kaboom!
of 26 votes, 31% like it
And there was much rejoicing. Yay.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Not all who wander are lost... sometimes they're zombies.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
Pardon my French: Zut alors!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
You're perverted and that's de Sade.
of 26 votes, 4% like it

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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

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All about me

I'm currently studying in England towards my Masters of Design.

FAVORITES:

Music:
Led Zeppelin, The Cranberries, Tool, Mumford & Sons, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Avett Brothers, The Black Keys, The Decemberists, Band of Horses, OK Go, Yeasayer

Hobbies:
Painting, drawing, singing, poetry, design, typography, futbol, traditional archery, horseback riding, gardening, knitting, camping, traveling, mohawks, tattoos, piercings