When There's A Chip On My Shoulder, I Eat It
of 68 votes, 34% like it
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Pencil fights usually result in a draw
of 42 votes, 62% like it
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Musicians Are Always Getting Into Treble
of 100 votes, 77% like it
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Sometimes Pencils Have Trouble Getting To The Point
of 101 votes, 64% like it
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Ping-Pong Would Be Difficult In Outer Space
of 112 votes, 67% like it
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During Lunch, I Sit At The Times Table
of 114 votes, 60% like it
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Measurements Rule!
of 123 votes, 65% like it
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As A Student, Elmer Found Himself In Sticky Situations
of 118 votes, 54% like it
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When I Hit The Books, They Usually Fight Back
of 121 votes, 70% like it
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Head Over Heels Would Be An Awkward Position
of 112 votes, 63% like it
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Golfers Tend To Pick Their Bogeys
of 83 votes, 57% like it
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Sorry Times New Roman, You're Just Not My Type
of 117 votes, 71% like it
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Sorry Comic Sans, You Are Just Not My Type
of 106 votes, 68% like it
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I Am Getting Older As Fast As I Can!
of 92 votes, 65% like it
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Actually, I Have An Arm Up My Sleeve
of 113 votes, 75% like it
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Actually, Words Can Break Bones When Thrown In Dictionary Form
of 123 votes, 69% like it
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When Pencils Fight, It Usually Results In A Draw
of 129 votes, 79% like it
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Butter And Hop Both Like Scotch
of 83 votes, 58% like it
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Rooftops Suffer From Shingles
of 85 votes, 54% like it
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I Throw Parties At People
of 137 votes, 72% like it
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Caution: Natural Selection In Progress
of 130 votes, 78% like it
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I Work Out...Crossword Puzzles
of 110 votes, 58% like it
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Why Can't We Be Like Jellyfish And Glow With The Flow?
of 102 votes, 55% like it
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Retinas Get Re-Hydrated In The Blink Of An Eye
of 101 votes, 65% like it
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Bunnies Are So Soft And Nice. Except In Dust Form.
of 91 votes, 60% like it
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When There Is A Chip On My Shoulder, I Eat It
of 141 votes, 71% like it
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Atom Lovers Cannot Afford To Split Up
of 102 votes, 60% like it
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Kites Prefer To Go With The Flow
of 96 votes, 50% like it
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How To Work A Drum...Beats Me
of 103 votes, 57% like it
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Stairs Always Step It Up
of 99 votes, 58% like it
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Stand Out!
Ignore Chameleons!
of 94 votes, 53% like it
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I think my alphabet soup is trying to tell me something
of 145 votes, 72% like it
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My Bruises Are From The Fruit Punch
of 95 votes, 53% like it
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When birds make a typo, they are left with egret
of 111 votes, 60% like it
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Sadly, Coffee Gets Mugged Everyday
of 147 votes, 76% like it
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Hopefully Sardines Aren't Claustrophobic
of 119 votes, 59% like it
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Pianists Know The Key To Success
of 133 votes, 66% like it
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Kings Always Seem To Excel At Checkers
of 105 votes, 52% like it
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(A safe place to hide a secret is inside a parentheses)
of 128 votes, 70% like it
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Screaming Won't Get You Ice Cream Any Faster
of 132 votes, 73% like it
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Peacocks Are Pigeons Zapped By Rainbows
of 122 votes, 68% like it
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Labyrinths Always Leave Me Amazed
of 134 votes, 70% like it
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Giraffes. Because We Need Something To Look Up To
of 147 votes, 63% like it
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Sandpaper Has It Rough
of 142 votes, 58% like it
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If Smurfs Are So Joyful, Then Why Are They So Blue?
of 135 votes, 56% like it
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Rock Climbers Tend To Be A Little Clingy
of 156 votes, 70% like it
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Sponges are so self-absorbed
of 168 votes, 68% like it
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An Innocent Game Of Red Rover Sometimes Ends In The Hospital
of 122 votes, 52% like it
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Mimes: Reigning Champions of Charades and The Silent Game
of 119 votes, 51% like it
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Ping-Pong: Easy But More Aggressive Form Of Tennis
of 120 votes, 50% like it
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It Takes A Lot Of Reaching To Actually Grab A Star
of 115 votes, 47% like it
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Take Risks!
Color Outside the Lines!
of 128 votes, 59% like it
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Kaleidoscopes allow me to travel to new dimensions!
of 128 votes, 54% like it
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Trees and radios agree they could care less about personification
of 128 votes, 50% like it
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Stick people have trouble getting 'round
of 150 votes, 45% like it
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I think my alphabet soup is trying to tell me something...
of 212 votes, 50% like it
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A clean room means a messy closet
of 210 votes, 49% like it
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I beat King Kong at Ping Pong
of 202 votes, 45% like it
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I know where Waldo is
of 197 votes, 41% like it
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