I came out of the closet! (where I was neatly pressed and folded)
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I'm just dying to join the 27 club!
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Hell is other Sartre parodies.
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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People who mock predictive text can go to heel.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I failed math more times than I can count.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I'm like an abacus cos' you can count on me!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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READING FESTIVAL '09 (bring your own books)
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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If I were you, yoi woild fund ut hard readung thus.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I used to use horse chatrooms, till a man started grooming me.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I break for the repairman.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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elf-harming only leads to bad hobbits.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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On the brightside, sunglasses are a must.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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I'm not deaf, you're just not that interesting.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Play me at 33.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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When in rome, do as the romans do... so who's up for an orgy?
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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You're looking at an example of a Pro-Creation.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I was the kid from ET.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Make me tomorrow's regret... today!
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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This shirt says everything I have to say about myself.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I'm the one who started those rumours about you on the internet.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I'm one of your 5 a day!
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Bored like wood.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Time is a great healer, but plastic surgery might help a bit more
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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I'd rather be kicking your ass at pogs.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Fans are cool.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Thankyou officer, my driving was very erotic.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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You are the human equivalent of comic sans.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Drop Shadow, not Bombs.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Abortion: It's the Pro's choice.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Having fans makes you cool.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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I don't believe in astrology, but that's just me; typical pisces.
of 44 votes, 39% like it
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Jobs are for the weak.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Monopoly: The fun way to ruin your family's evening.
of 38 votes, 68% like it
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I could kick your ass at pogs.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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I fell in love once, they have a warning sign up now.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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I am VHS. You are Beta.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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I'm the reason they put warning labels on things.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Free economy? In that case i'll take two...
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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The Onomatopoeia business is booming.
of 47 votes, 55% like it
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Why thankyou very much officer, my driving was erotic.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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I believed until santa sat me down to tell me my dad isn't real.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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I may be dyslexic, but at least Satan answers my Xmas list.
of 31 votes, 58% like it
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Photographers are only in it for the image.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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Time is a great healer. But a plastic surgeon might help...
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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He who laughs last, probably didn't get the joke.
of 31 votes, 48% like it
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I think, therefore I amuse myself.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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Camping Holidays: The fun way to let your kids know you're poor!
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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This shirt has been brought to you by the letter T.
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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THE INVESTMENT BANKING CLUB (closed due to lack of interest)
of 34 votes, 38% like it
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Give Quiche a chance.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Trust me, I know a doctor.
of 41 votes, 37% like it
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I bought a t shirt and all I got was this lousy Cliché.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I'm one of the good guys.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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This t shirt needs additional citations for verification.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I wear my heart on my sleeve. and my pancreas on my collar.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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The Pen > The Sword
of 40 votes, 45% like it
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Down with Submarines! Up with Periscopes!
of 48 votes, 60% like it
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Photoshop: Making it OK to be Ugly since 1987
of 54 votes, 65% like it
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Long live Methuselah
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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I could solve all the worlds problems... if I cared.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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I'd kick your ass if we were on the internet.
of 46 votes, 39% like it
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I prefer my personality expressed in t shirt format.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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My other t-shirt is on your mom.
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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My other T-Shirt is on my girlfriend (who is totally hot)
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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Revolving Restaurants - Drink until the room stops spinning.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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<wit>SLOGAN</wit>
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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