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twoonebee aka Kyle Holloway is a 21.82 year old boy, has been a member since September 19, 2008, has scored 1011 submissions, giving an average score of 2.01.
  Feb 09 '09 by twoonebee        14 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
I'm back.
'sup bitches.
I've missed you all an unhealthy amount.
I have 3 new critiques up so please go do your thang.
also I will be in NY and Philly for a bit at the end of april, who's about?
  Jan 15 '09 by twoonebee        3 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
There was a picture taken of me wearing a tee today, and I'm trying to upload it but it just says

"Uh oh, there's a small problem!

You may only submit pictures of yourself wearing items that you have purchased. If you received this as a gift or weren't signed in when buying please enter in the Order Number and Zip Code associated with this product."

I've typed in my order number and post code but it says its not recognised...

I did order them.
honest.

what should I do?
  Dec 22 '08 by twoonebee        55 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
I don't understand how the slogan selection process works...
this was submitted over 2 and a half years ago... recieved an OK percentage.
According to his profile it's his only slogan in the running...
It's a good slogan but I just don't understand...
  Dec 19 '08 by twoonebee        13 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
all you have to do is tell me what TV series this picture is from...



first correct answer gets the points...
  Dec 18 '08 by twoonebee        10 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
AGH.

I've had this in my cart for a few weeks, I put it in when it was full price. I've just been waiting to get paid so I can place my order.
I get paid TOMORROW and YESTERDAY it was reduced to $5 and it sold out.
I can not believe this.
AND I didn't even get the "this is about to sell out" email or I would have scraped the money together!
needless to say I'm pretty pissed.
but life moves on.
and I was wondering if there's anyone out there who bought this yesterday just cos it was $5 who might be interested in sending it to meee when they get it?
and i'll buy you any regular threadless shirt at any price?
opportunity to get a great deal here!

if so just let me knooww.
  Dec 18 '08 by twoonebee        8 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
While I was sleeping last night some mystery offender completely unexpectedly gave me STP.

At first I felt so dirty. Then I blamed myself. But now, I would like them to step forward so I can thank them personally!

thank you!
  Dec 13 '08 by twoonebee        5 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
This is probably v. v. v. old but I only just stumbled across this game and it's freaking me out in all sorts of good ways:

I made this. You play this. We are enemies.
  Dec 11 '08 by twoonebee        7 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
I was wondering if anybody would maybe consider a collab with me for the Joy of Text comp?

I've got a couple of ideas but I don't know if I could make anything of them by myself, or if anyone else has an idea i'm open to suggestions...

I'm still trying to find my own style, I tend to lean towards the more life-like comic book style illustration but I really want to learn and develop new techniques and styles.

if you're interested either drop me an email at

harrygarret at hotmail dot com

or just give me a comment.

and when noone replies, I'll know what an epic loser I am hahaha... oh.
  Dec 11 '08 by twoonebee        4 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
I haven't done a mix for a while, so here is a slightly larger one than usual. BE WARNED it does have hip and/or hop on it so if that offends your sensibilities please download it anyway.
moving on.
There are a few of my favourite tracks on here, some gems including Bloc Party covering Nelly Furtado, an awesome remix of Muse - Muscle Museum and a grime reinvention of a coldplay classic i'm sure frickinawesome will hate haha and a few more.
SO
click on the tracklisting to download...

Super Rad Awesome Mega Megamix.



ALSO

For those of you who like your music a little heavier, I have done a mix especially for you. It's just a few of my favourite metal/hardcore tracks I'd like to share, including a couple from the UK you probably won't have heard before.
enjoy.

Some Music for the Heavier Gentleman.

  Dec 11 '08 by twoonebee        82 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Think it's about time I made one of these.

I was gonna last night...
but I fell asleep watching sabrina the teenage witch.
anyway...

In (belated) tribute to TypeTees.com, here's my offering to martiandrivein's 365 Slogan challenge.
I'd really appreciate all your votes and after you do make sure you check out the links at the bottom and support the others participating in this challenge!

click to vote!
Slogans like this got trashed so they've been deleted.

12/10/08

Long Live Methuselah
Photoshop: Making it ok to be ugly since 1987
Down with Submarines! Up with Periscopes!

12/11/08

The Pen *close tag* The Sword.
(this was meant to be "The Pen ≥ The Sword" but it didn't support the character)
Gateau Superstar.
do you call cake gateau in the US?


12/12/08

*open tag*SPOILER TAGS*close tag*
There is no bad music, only bad listeners.

I wear my heart on my sleeve. And my pancreas on my collar.
I can read you like a book (the butler did it).
This t shirt needs additional citations for verification.
Children have no right to music.
yeah this bombed but I still believe it, it was inspired from overhearing some 11 year olds talking about "the sugarhead gang" and their song rappers delight... hmmm.

12/13/08

I'm one of the good guys.
I bought a t shirt and all I got was this lousy Cliché.
Trust me, I know a doctor
yeah, this is dumb. it was supposed to be a play on the old trust me i'm a doctor line but blah. I'll delete it when I can be bothered. - This has done a lot better than I expected!

12/14/08

Brace Yourself for the DIY Orthodontist!
I laugh in public.

12/15/08

Give Quiche a chance.
THE INVESTMENT BANKING CLUB (closed due to lack of interest)
Reduce, Reuse, Reprogram.
This shirt has been brought to you by the letter T

12/16/08

Camping Holidays: The fun way to let your kids know you're poor!
Today I am mainly AN ASTRONAUT.
I think, therefore I amuse myself.

12/17/08

4 out of 5 people agree that surveys are annoying.
Christmas every day would cause havok for the calendar industry.

12/18/08

86.73% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Macaulay Culkin is my home security.

12/19/08

Time is a great healer. But a plastic surgeon might help...
He who laughs last, probably didn't get the joke.

12/20/08

Photographers are only in it for the image.
I may be dyslexic but at least Satan answers my Xmas list.

12/21/08

I believed until santa sat me down to tell me my dad isn't real.
Why thankyou very much officer, my driving was erotic.

12/22/08

The Onomatopoeia business is booming.

12/23/08

Free economy? In that case i'll take two...

12/24/08

I Put the APATHY in fr... actually, just forget about it.

12/25/08

I am Higgs Boson.
I'm the reason they put warning labels on things.

12/26/08

I am VHS. You are Beta.

12/27/08

I fell in love once, they have a warning sign up now.

12/28/08

I could kick your ass at pogs.

12/29/08

Monopoly: The fun way to ruin your family's evening.

12/30/08

Jobs are for the weak.

12/31/08

Compasses have no bearing these days.

01/01/09

I have a Viral inflection.
Having fans makes you cool.

01/02/09

Abortion, it's the Pro's choice.
(yeah, people will hate this bacause it says abortion on it but I don't care. And for the record I am extremely pro-life)

01/03/09

Drop shadow, not bombs.

01/04/09

You are the human equivalent of comic sans.

01/05/09

Yes officer, my driving was very erotic.

01/06/09

Fans are cool.

01/07/09

I'd rather be kicking your ass at pogs.

01/08/09

Time is great healer, but plastic surgery might help a bit more.

01/09/09

Bored like wood

01/10/09

I'm one of your 5 a day!

01/11/09

I'm the one who started those rumours about you on the internet.

01/12/09

This shirt says everything I have to say about myself.

01/13/09

Make me tomorrow's regret... today!

01/14/09

I was the kid from ET.
You're looking at an example of a Pro-Creation.

01/15/09
When in rome, do as the romans do... so who's up for an orgy?
Play me at 33.

This is when I was sans internet.

02/09/09
On the brightside, sunglasses are a must.
I'm not deaf, you're just not that interesting.
Elf-harming only leads to bad hobbits.

02/10/09
I break for the repairman.
I used to use horse chatrooms, till a man started grooming me.
If I were YOU, yoi woild fund ut hard readung thus.

02/11/09
Reading Festival '09 (bring your own books)

02/12/09
I'm like an abacus cos' you can count on me!


Help out the others in the 365 Club by voting on their Slogans NOW!!

Maltzmania
ivejustquitsmoking
FRICKINAWESOME
Lunchboxbrain
TimScribble
davidfromdallas
bean12
Larlar
Courtney Pie
Jess4002
Retroludo
5napple
Bio-Bot 9000
Krokun
theBESTIALninja
ofthecoast
Paniccia
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TWOONEBEE(pronounced 2-1b)
HI. I'm Kyle and I don't have a whole load to say about myself. I love Photoshop, Star wars,
my cat William "it was really nothing" who I don't get to see anymore :(



I'm just treading water.

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My First (and highest scoring) Sub:

Happiness - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Highest Scoring Slogan So Far:



I wish this had done better:

Trick or Treat - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

I Suck:

That's all Folks! - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Be right back... - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

lol. I am teh slogan don.