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aznzoolander aka John Thai is a boy, has been a member since September 17, 2008, has scored 223 submissions, giving an average score of 1.94, helping 2 designs get printed.

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Sep 22 '08 by aznzoolander
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Wrong Answer...

I start by asking a question, you answer with a wrong answer and ask another question.

Why is the earth round?

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olie! on Sep 22 '08 at 3:24pm

It isn't; it's flat actually.

Why do people wear glasses?

EricDiaz on Sep 22 '08 at 3:25pm

Because i'm hungry.

Why is water wet?

tracerbullet on Sep 22 '08 at 3:26pm

because of string theory.

where did i put my wallet?

peterjanes on Sep 22 '08 at 3:26pm

its not.

why do bird fly south?

ladykat on Sep 22 '08 at 3:26pm

Because the molecules wanted a bath.

Why is my foot asleep?

Steve The Great on Sep 22 '08 at 3:26pm

I gave it a roofie.

Where's the beef

EricDiaz on Sep 22 '08 at 3:27pm

lol

Tess Fondie on Sep 22 '08 at 3:27pm

with your mom last night

how are babies born?

PuterBoy on Sep 22 '08 at 3:28pm

They aren't. People just find them.

What is Mars made of?

EricDiaz on Sep 22 '08 at 3:31pm

caramel.

Why have i never seen a baby pigeon?

SnakeMan on Sep 22 '08 at 3:31pm

applesauce and pinecones.

what's the first thing you do when you wake up?

SnakeMan on Sep 22 '08 at 3:32pm

because baby pigeons are invisible.

what's the first thing you do when you wake up?

PuterBoy on Sep 22 '08 at 3:32pm

Baby pigeons are invisible.

peterjanes on Sep 22 '08 at 3:34pm

your mom.

When did WW1 end?

SoulfumeInc on Sep 22 '08 at 3:40pm

It's still going on.

Where is my mind?

Tess Fondie on Sep 22 '08 at 3:41pm

in my pants

Why does it rain?

Torakamikaze on Sep 22 '08 at 3:42pm

Because the sky has an overactive bladder

What is soap made of?

EricDiaz on Sep 22 '08 at 3:42pm

clean.

What time is it?

peterjanes on Sep 22 '08 at 3:44pm

7:34

Whats up?

fatheed on Sep 22 '08 at 3:48pm

Dog.

When will I, will I be famous?

PuterBoy on Sep 22 '08 at 8:52pm

Once you are dead.

What is peanut butter made of?

Batty1980 on Sep 22 '08 at 8:59pm

Electric fans, duh.

Who was the first man on the moon?

PuterBoy on Sep 22 '08 at 9:00pm

Me.

What is a telephone?

jayrawz on Sep 22 '08 at 9:40pm

a new color.

why is the sky blue?

Sarcasticatbest on Sep 22 '08 at 9:44pm

Because green was already taken.

Why to elevators go up instead of across?

jayrawz on Sep 22 '08 at 9:45pm

because they have no coordination..

howcome pizza tastes so good?

PuterBoy on Sep 23 '08 at 6:44am

Because I make it.

Where is China?

trindli on Sep 23 '08 at 6:53am

On Mars

Why do plants have green leaves?

Mountain Gnome on Sep 23 '08 at 6:56am

because blue leaves don't look good.

why do we cry?

Goldendust on Sep 23 '08 at 7:13am

Because tomatoes are a fruit, not a vegetable.

What is the best way to clean my teeth?

trindli on Sep 23 '08 at 7:22am

Eat dirt

Why can we easily drink one liter of beer but have problems drinking one liter of water?

SoulfumeInc on Sep 23 '08 at 7:24am

cheeseburger.

where does oxygen come from?

bean12 on Sep 23 '08 at 7:28am

an oxygenerator.

what's your name?

David T on Sep 23 '08 at 7:29am

Costa Rica.

Why do birds suddenly appear?

aznzoolander on Sep 23 '08 at 8:40am

because duck toes are actually webbed feet

Why did the chicken cross the road?

hitman15 on Sep 23 '08 at 8:59am

because there were some hot swans saying "hey sexy, come over here". and they were showing off their breast and flapping their wings all slow and sexy like and giving him such an alluring eye that he could resist nor could he think clearly enough to look both ways when crossing the road. so just as he stepped out to cross the narrow road, a semi smacked him and his feathers flew higher than he ever could.

then the swans looked at each other with a look of accomplishment and laughed as they high fived each other, wing to wing. and one of the swans cheerfully exclaims, "we get em everytime!"

if heat rises, why is it colder the further you go up?

bean12 on Sep 23 '08 at 9:04am

because god is really just a very large air conditioning unit

who's your daddy?

squatterjohn on Sep 23 '08 at 9:07am

Your mum.

Why does the sun shine?

veggieveggie on Sep 23 '08 at 9:09am

because the envelope glue was old.

what's in vodka sauce?

bean12 on Sep 23 '08 at 9:14am

one large sweet onion, five cloves of garlic, three tablespoons of extra virgin olive oil, two cans of crushed tomatoes, one quarter cup of vodka, two cups of heavy cream, four tablespoons of fresh basil, five ounces of tomato paste, and MY ASS.

what is the circumference of a circle?

V1ctorya on Sep 23 '08 at 9:14am

The name is actually an acronym:

V- Viscera, preferably of free range rats

O - Olive Oil

D - Dog, Schnauzer is the best, though a daschaund can work in a pinch.

K - Kelp

A - While many might think Ass, it's actually Asiago Cheese

How do you move a cat off your bed?

hitman15 on Sep 23 '08 at 9:15am

muskateer urine and grapes

why cant i go home?

bean12 on Sep 23 '08 at 9:16am

because home can't come to you

what is the fckin' circumference of a circle dammit

rhythmdev9 on Sep 23 '08 at 9:25am

PIE x Ala MODE to the 67 power

what color is a cardinal?

andrewmundy on Sep 23 '08 at 9:28am

the color of god

why is steve jobs so skinny?

bean12 on Sep 23 '08 at 9:30am

opposite of the reason why everyone else is so fat

how much caffeine is in redbull?

andrewmundy on Sep 23 '08 at 9:37am

its relative to how much grain is in woodgrain

what makes water wet

bean12 on Sep 23 '08 at 9:38am

according to the third post in this blog, string theory (really, scroll up)

how big is big?

andrewmundy on Sep 23 '08 at 9:46am

big is as big as how your answers should be incorrect instead of the opposite

how are we conscience if there is no single point of observation in our brain?

psherman42 on Sep 23 '08 at 9:49am

zeus works in mysterious ways

why are the plastic ends of shoelaces called aglets?

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