Haiku eludes me
Resurrected bird of fire
Charged on my Visa

After debating wants vs. needs for 3 weeks over a shirt for myself, I finally logged on to make the purchase. My 10 year old appeared behind me and said, "Look! The mythical Phoenix of Arabia! Legend has it that once it's released to sing it's firey song of death, it will be reborn from it's own ashes." Both impressed & crushed - all I could say was, "It glows in the dark, too!"