The word on the street is accident
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Morse Code: The Original Text Messaging
of 16 votes, 50% like it
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I was driving along, and I crashed into the word on the street
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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I was driving along, then I was hit by the word on the street
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I was driving along and I hit the word on the street.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Those guides in boxes of chocolate ruined Forrest's philosophy
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Why do violins instantly make something sound scary?
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Needles can really burst your bubble
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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The chicken crossed the road to hear a bad joke about a chicken
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Never eat dinner with a cannibal
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not sure if I'm indecisive
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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It's fun to make random noises to break awkward silences
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Consideration often takes reconsidering
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Considering to reconsider can often make you consider
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I'm not sure if I speak English
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I tend to never finish my sentences... Wait a second!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Knitting needles: Grandma's weapon of choice
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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Let's all hug a tree
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Robots need love too!Well not really but they might not kill you
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I know you don't understand my shirt, so go ahead, ask.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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My imagination got me here
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I'm confused only sometimes... or was that all the time?
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I always spill those darn beans!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Um, yeah, awkward
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Wait, what's amnesia again?
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Headaches make my head hurt
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Indecision makes me indecisive
of 15 votes, 47% like it
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Irony is sometimes ironic
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Well this has been sufficiently awkward
of 31 votes, 45% like it
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Air travel is like a vacuum cleaner; it sucks
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I considered reconsidering, but then I considered again
of 26 votes, 50% like it
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I'm bringing the bow-tie back
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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If your body eats itself, are you considered a cannibal?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I know you're staring because you're jealous of my sweet t-shirt
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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It was hard at first, but I have decided to stop being indecisive
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Pirates are great dancers they sure know how to shake their booty
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Shake it like an Etch-a-Sketch
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I know you're jealous of my sweet dance moves.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Artichokes have hearts too!
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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The hardest thing about becoming a procrastinator is starting
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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