Sex & the City: a very deceiving title.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Moonlighting as a ninja.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Scratch & Sniff
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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According to Freud I'm pretty messed up...in a fun sort of way.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Saver of Latin.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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The fun alter.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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You know the economy sucks when your dog eats better then you do.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Own it on DVD soon!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I've got a green thumb. And a clean nasal cavity.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I must be right because all of my other personalities agree.
of 17 votes, 47% like it
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"_______________" -me.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I can't taste blue.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Don't care if my glass is half full or empty.Who drank my water?
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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Roarshark
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Team Edward Blake.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Warning: Use may lead to sudden impregnation.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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If thought the 2nd coming was bad the 3rd one's going to be hell!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Off duty OBGYN.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Save a horse, ride a werewolf.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Robin, does my butt look big in this Bat-Thong?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Navi + Flyswatter = <3.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Wonky.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Honorary Avenger.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Vader has a posse.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Plummet Airlines employee.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Annoyed grunt!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Hell's bells, Trudy!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Republican Vampire:I follow Marilyn Manson,but I obey Rush Limbau
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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There is no Peter, only Zuul.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Jimmy smoked crack and I don't care!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Dont'cha wish your t-shirt was hot like mine?
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Born in the wrong century
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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I'm D*ck Dollars.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Are you a Jackie or a Marilyn?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Pete Campbell is my hero.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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WWTDD?: What would Tyler Durden do?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I hate f*ckin' pikeys!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Transporter.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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It's all the blanket.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Jaffe & Jaffe
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Remember that time we got locked in the freezer?
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I'm wearing my superhero costume under this outfit.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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*puttin' on the ritz*
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Infamous B-movie actor
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I don't care about your drama...but the people on MySpace do.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Mild mannered secret identity
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Christian Bale could kick your ass!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I'm wearing a chest hair toupée.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I killed a girl and I liked it.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Nobody f*cks with the Jesus!
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Careful man, there's a beverage here!
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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White Russian.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Gonzo journalism!
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Does the hole in my shirt make me look middle-class?
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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STFU Donny!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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F**k it dude, let's go bowling.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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"Why am I so short?" Because the shrink-ray malfunction
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I shrank in the drier.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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This is the most comfortable necklace I own.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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CEO by day. Storm Trooper by night.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Detective. (Don't blow my cover.)
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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CEO by day. Vigilante by night.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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CEO by day. Druid by night.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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CEO by day. Hunter by night.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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CEO by day. Warrior by night.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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CEO by day. Mage by night.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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CEO by day. Paladin by night.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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CEO by day. Warlock by night.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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CEO by day. Priest by night.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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CEO by day. Rogue by night.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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CEO by day. Shaman by night.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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CEO by day. Deathknight by night.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Somniloquist
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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CEO by day. Dungeon Master by night.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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The ladies call me Lando.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Antelope. (What, it's a fun word.)
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Busker.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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I do kids' parties, too.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I am not my tee-shirt.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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*Nerdgasm*
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Go ahead and laugh at my scooter, I get 110 MPG.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I tea-bagged your drum set!
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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We could have used you here an hour ago for Naked Hide-and-Seek.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I've traveled five hundred miles to deliver my seed.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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"So, how was rehab?" "Rehabs. Plural."
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I can derelict my own balls, thank you.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Orange mocha frappuccinos!!
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Pocket gay
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Fun sized.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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Brilliant secret. I ask, you tell. Well done.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Sorry I'm a tw@t.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Thank you for that Disney moment.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I may be short, but I prefer to call it "Boob Level".
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Hermits United
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Recorvering nudist.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Oooh drama, let me get the popcorn!
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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It’s the love child of Wayne Sleep and Godzilla.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Who put my stapler in Jell-o?!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Okay, we will be Voldemort.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Careful! Could be a Slytherin trick.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Stop right there, come back here - which? I'm confused.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Does my coat sweep when I go round corners?
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Damn my furry face!
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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You can't make me laugh by poking me.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I f*ckin' hate pikeys.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I'm a cockney nutjob!
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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I died and went to hell. This is suffering.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Minister of Silly Tops
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Concert nose flute musician.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Liar, liar, plants for hire.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Wobble Wars
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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What, do I have to flash a breast to make you go?
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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I can't turn off the naked people!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Beware the Giggle-Loop.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I'm an emotional vegetarian.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Like father, like clown.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Cheese: The devil's plaything.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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It's not a good argument. It's not an argument at all. I'm sorry.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Am I serious? If I was kidding, I'd be dressed like you.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I'm mute and communicate via tee-shirts.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Silent film escapee
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Fork. They forked. And then they spooned.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Why are you staring? Is the zipper showing on my human-suit?
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I'm auditioning for my own music video.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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What do you mean "I LOOK like an art student"?
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Professional wedding crasher
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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<- That guy is a furry.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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eBay sniper.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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I'm not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Gone jellyfishing, be back in 40 minutes.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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The second-to-last AirBender
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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That girl from YouTube.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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That guy from YouTube.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Excuse me, I have to go to hell now.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Excuse me, I have to go to jail now.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Dent/Obama '08
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Coming up with all these slogans gave me carpal tunnel syndrome.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Half Squat
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Don't go towards the light! You'll fall and break your hip.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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You do know you can't pierce me with your stares?
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Okay, next procedure: we sneak in, turn back the clock.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Suck my unit.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Anticipation
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Oh,God.Are you pregnant? 'Cause I really wanna finish high school
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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We got Death Star.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Sorry, up late. Internet porn.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Wanna see my sittin' muscle?
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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That guy who designs all the ugly tissue boxes in the world.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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There is a rabbit in my shirt.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Siamese unicorns make great coat racks.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Not my real shirt, I'm under the witness protection program.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Your inner light is in desperate need of a new fixture.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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Excuse me, you're standing on my tail.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Buddha is my homeboy.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a farmer of lead.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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A really hoopy frood.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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You m-m-m-make my pee-pee maker t-t-tingle.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Bambi, don't talk to me until after the hunter shoots your mother
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Why so serious(ly) bandwagon?
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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I loved it BEFORE it was a movie.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Okay, you've got 30 of my f*ck*ng seconds. Thrill me.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a rooster illusion.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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This is every shade of wrong.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Make Pretty Skin Clinic success story
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Will that be all, Mr. Wayne?
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Will that be all, Mr. Stark?
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Don't quit your gay job.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Never go full retard.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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This is the funvee. (The humdrumvee is back there.)
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Take a step back, and literally f*ck your own face!
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I saved Latin! What did you ever do?!
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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No uterus, no opinion.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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"Beep boop boop beep bzzt" - R2D2
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Tony Stark's drinking buddy.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I'm retired. I invented dice as a kid.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Adventure!!
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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It's because I don't have a pen*s...isn't it?!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Needle in the hay.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum...
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Excuse me, is that an uzi?
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Glasses = sexy
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I wear glasses...but we're not supposed to talk about Sight Club.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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The existential detectives.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I follow Marilyn Manson, but I obey Rush Limbaugh.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Folex
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Italian Leather Sofa
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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My city screams...I wish she'd STFU so I could get some shuteye.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Are you trying to seduce me...?
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Wanna come back to my place and play with my Wii?
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I'm blind, can you please tell me what color this shirt is?
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Go home and make soap.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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*wombat noise*
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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You are just mad I won't make a slogan the mainstream likes.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Stocky Jesus. He's like Jesus, but fatter.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Welcome to the Zooniverse where all yer dreams come true..niverse
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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My shaman senses are tingling!
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Note to self: Pocket cup....
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Made from the tears of Robert Smith.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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There's a simple truth to me.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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They call me the genre spanner.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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You know nothing of The Crunch.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I am electro girl
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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I am electro boy
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Mogli in flares
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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RDJ = adorkable
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I've got something on my face, don't I?
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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'Bout to get f***ed up b**ch beetle!
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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'Ello, gimpy!
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Sterling Cooper turned me down.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Steampunk technology isn't helping global warming.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Look into my nipples of the future.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I'm wearing European Style Undergarments!
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Garbage and dogs are not part of a balanced diet.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Spoot!
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I like my humping like I like my martini's...dry.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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It's just not snowflake day without a lamb taco.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I hate you, you nasty crap-eating monkey.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Girls...you both put your bras on one-leg-at-a-time.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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If life gives ya lemons,ya clone those lemons & make SUPER le
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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"Get off my dinghy...not you." -JFK
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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NOT Desu. No. Stop it, really.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I carry my Bat-Shark Repellent, do you?
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Quick! To the Bat-toilet!
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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She was my Rushmore.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Kafkaesque.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt is really profound.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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What's written here is a haiku. Aha! I saw ya counting syllables!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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*likes watching your mom play Wii Fit*
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Yeah, I play Guitar Hero behind my head. On expert. So what?
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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I don't feel good about myself.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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My name is Sheldon, but my goth buds call me Obsidian.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I know who I am! I'm the dude wearin' the shirt!
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Croutons: Crunchy friends in a liquid broth.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Come with us now on a journey through time and space...
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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They were eaten in a horrible car accident.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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I am the needle to society's haystack.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Holy (insert noun here), Batman!
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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If Bruce Campbell was a flamer, his name would be Chuck Norris.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Vegans: raping our land & pillaging our crops...stop the madn
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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