member of my own gender
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Bathing in city fountains is prohibited in Alabama.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Hi! Can you stop looking at me now, I'm shy....
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a word worth?
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Someone spilt one to many drinks on this shirt.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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I can do something you can't...
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I can do something you can't... like wear this shirt!
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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You have 3 sec to ask me anything. 3-2-1 times up, good bye.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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9:59
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I'm special, I wear shirts with words on them.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I'm so ninja, I just controled your mind for 5 seconds!
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Lemings have mass transmigration down...
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I like to play the classics. Do you want to play Pong with me?
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Do you have an apple? This princesses is bugging me....
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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i cup (spell it out loud slowly)
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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My other t-shirt is clean...
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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(fill in the blank) your mother
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Warning: I jump when poked!
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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My dog wouldn't eat my homework, so I did...
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Duct tape fixes all...
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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My mother droped me when I was young...
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I'm on the 100% Ramen Diet!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I ate one bite of a whale, then gave up...
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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I just ate a dollar. Can you give me another one?
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I'm taking the day off, try asking again tomorrow...
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Stop looking at me in that tone of voice!
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Hug Me! <(^_^)>
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Hello Officer, I swear my doctor told me to take it...
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Feed Me!?!
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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You wish you were wearing this shirt...
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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