twitter, happier, less productive
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I like my kisses like I like my toast, frenched.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I wanna get you in the sack race.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Toast is the best thing since sliced bread.
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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I might not be able to dance, but I can totally hand jive.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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You're never too old for action figures.
of 35 votes, 37% like it
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Bake me some cookies and we'll talk.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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Grammar police arrest this sentence
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I never met a cookie I didn't like
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I take pride in my squalor
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I live with my parents and they said you could totally sleep over
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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PB and J is my life force
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Good sir, you may force me to fisticuffs
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Some might say I'm the cat's pajamas
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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I've been told I'm the bees knees
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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This shirt is mine NACHOS
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt likes to cuddle.
of 38 votes, 32% like it
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cookie depository
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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What? This is me dressed up.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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