All that glitters is fleeting. (fleeting in gold foil)
of 47 votes, 36% like it
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mortality scares me to death
of 53 votes, 68% like it
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I sin all the time, I don't want Jesus to have died for nothing
of 67 votes, 72% like it
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I'd rather be a good liver than have one
of 47 votes, 60% like it
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Technology: best advancement in killing ourselves since weapons
of 51 votes, 49% like it
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Hipsters: making ugly cool since 1982
of 65 votes, 60% like it
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One day Native Americans will take their land back
of 48 votes, 38% like it
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how does the cut of my jib look?
of 50 votes, 42% like it
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hold on my favorite part of this song is coming up...
of 41 votes, 44% like it
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money and power, things we all want but dont know how to use
of 47 votes, 66% like it
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dear future self, if you are wearing this then it is too late...
of 68 votes, 76% like it
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I was raised in a barn, by wolfs
of 49 votes, 45% like it
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science: making religion look bad since forever
of 65 votes, 58% like it
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dear friction, thanks for holding me back
of 57 votes, 58% like it
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last laughs last longer
of 47 votes, 40% like it
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many men must make money milking moose
of 43 votes, 40% like it
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Victorious villains vacate the vicinity and vanish into the night
of 40 votes, 38% like it
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Time, the only thing worth killing
of 44 votes, 48% like it
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All of the cool kids have big words on their shirts.
of 47 votes, 51% like it
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I Survived 2012 and all I got was this lousy shirt.
of 48 votes, 42% like it
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DON'T HATE
CREATE
of 42 votes, 45% like it
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A Shirt called T
of 61 votes, 26% like it
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If everyone takes the road less traveled how is it less traveled?
of 66 votes, 52% like it
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when life gives you yellow just say it's gold
of 59 votes, 32% like it
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Jesus let the dogs out.
of 56 votes, 39% like it
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Why wont the Government just tell us about the Aliens?
of 54 votes, 37% like it
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2012, bring it on Mayans
of 60 votes, 47% like it
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plastic is the new gold
of 58 votes, 40% like it
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Debt makes the World go round
of 57 votes, 37% like it
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If 90% of me is empty space then why cant I walk through walls
of 67 votes, 48% like it
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Jesus buried the dinosaur bones
of 60 votes, 35% like it
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