Indifference is that thing I don't care about
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Summer makes the sun look cool.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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The world used to revolve around me.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I had to slay a dragon for this shirt
of 15 votes, 60% like it
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I slay dragons with my keyboard and mouse.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Being OUT is so IN
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Stop putting me down, Gravity!
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I'm fueled by grape soda
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I look better in technicolor
of 13 votes, 54% like it
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The High Five: Because shaking hands got boring
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun'!
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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If it's not love, then it's heartburn.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Romeo and Juliet: They never saw it coming.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I used to make sense. Now I just make pancakes.
of 16 votes, 69% like it
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Wigs: Hats made of hair.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Needles make sense. They always seem to have a point.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Being a person is the best thing that has ever happened to me
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Roads: They take you places
of 15 votes, 53% like it
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Stairs: Always uplifting
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Exclamation Points: Still surprising
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Jack In The Box:
Over 800 years and still surprising!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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This unit has finished downloading human upgrade 2.0
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Reminiscing: a sign of getting old.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I fight world hunger. I make sure I'm one less starving person.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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When all else fails, just remember, i before e except after c.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt fights world hunger. It's made of chocolate.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Life's no picnic, it's a party!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I used to have a hole in my heart, now it's just in my stomach.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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My days don't last longer, I just sleep less.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Disclaimers just keep making excuses
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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It would be so awkward if I could literary jump out of my skin
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I don't stare. I watch intently.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Space: The only place a geek can truly be at home.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Money isn’t everything. But it sure means a lot.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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In the beginning... The end seemed so far.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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I like to talk about popular topics
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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You say "Nay!" I say "Yay!"
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Dictionaries put words right into my mouth
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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In everything ye do, keep score
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Staring at a piece of paper is a great way to look busy.
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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Don't you know how to be rhetoric?
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Live life everyday as if you just won free donuts
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I like to tell short stories. The End.
of 32 votes, 41% like it
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Caution: I spontaneously break out in song.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Life was easier on level 1.
of 15 votes, 60% like it
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Reading minds was easier before the internet turned them into goo
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Extreme violence must only be used when in Level 10 or higher
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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LIFE made more sense when it was just a magazine
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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It's only noise when it's not my music
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I use my body as a place to hang clothes
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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I used to jump for joy. Now I just hop for happiness.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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If I could fly I'd give everyone free rides
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Rain would be better if it was grape flavored
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Dance, because it beats walking
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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There'd be less fighting if we were all singing
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Watermelons: It's like eating and drinking at the same time!
of 20 votes, 45% like it
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Help! Idiots are looking at me!
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Happily ever afters are so over-rated
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Bananas are the only fruits that smile
of 23 votes, 52% like it
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I don't faint. I achieve a spontaneous leave of consciousness.
of 17 votes, 65% like it
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I only cause laughter with a feather
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I can't grasp the concept of slippery
of 18 votes, 56% like it
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Ice-cream makes my tummy smile
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I only waste movement for dancing
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Smile and the world bakes cupcakes
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Electricity is my dance partner
of 13 votes, 54% like it
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Illiteracy would've prevented you from getting this.
of 12 votes, 50% like it
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I like to snack on mind candy.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I hate rich people. Probably because I'm not one of them.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Stop, Drop, & Rock and Roll!
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Making people happy makes me happy
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Someday I'll invent a time machine, my future self said so.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Time flies faster when I'm moving in slow motion
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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I feel weak. There must be kryptonite near by.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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New memo: Love is mandatory.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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