Does this building have skateboard access?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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This is my break up t shirt
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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A dog never asks questions thats why he's mans best friend.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Dinosaurs and boomerangs disappear hacky sacs bounce back.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Sign my petition to stop slogan tees
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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If we all vote yes to each tee we all get $500
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Life aint easy its a roller coaster enjoy the ride
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Slogans are like a good relationship quick to the point then over
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Sceptics are like voters on threadless, bloody annoying
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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It was easy finding never never land, I just asked my wife 4 sex.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Donate your humour when you die its no laughing matter
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I gave blood in a bar fight fight, at least 2 ounces
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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The apple fell far from the tree so I took a cab.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I had a thumb war with an ambidextrious person, it was one sided.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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We have all the ideas yet we get paid like we are monkeys
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Designers: visionaries of tomorrow, homeless of today!
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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I only speak in tongues when I see the parents in law.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I'm too good for reality TV take me back to Hollywood.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I'd like to apologize for my t shirt its stealing the show
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Why do crude slogans never make it on t shirts?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I am wrong for so many reasons my t shirt can't begin to tell you
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Jungle music brings me back to my roots, sipping tea in Africa
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I was breast fed by an egyptian princess, strange fact hey!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I was raised by a pack of wolfs which explains my hairy ass.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I communicate through interperative dance, watch out sprinkler!
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I communicate through interperative dance, watch out sprinkler!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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The monkey may be my distant relative but I think yours is a dog
of 10 votes, 40% like it
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I've been divorced for three years and celebant for 10!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I never knew that you were my father what was my mom thinking
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Guess what I shaved a love heart in my pubic region just for you!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Let my t shirt break this silent moment... I don't know your name
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Raised hand, yes this is a bit awkward
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm the other person in the equation.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Boys will be boys...deal with it!
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Behind every great shirt is a great man!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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This is the new age hyper colour t shirt touch it and I turn red.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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A future me came back from the future to give me this tee.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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This t shirt tastes like snozberries.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Upside down, boy your turning me.. inside out...prints on front
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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EXPERT IN mind games
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt was found at the end of a rainbow...
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Warning: I am a compulsive liar and kleptomaniac.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Warning: I'm full of sugar and spice and all things nice!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Not the sharpest tool in the shed but expert at nailing things!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Buddha was bigger than Jesus and the Beatles.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Hear no evil, see no evil, but devilishly cute.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Dirty minds think alike, AGREED?
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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I am a blood donor, I also donate love gravy, interested?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Hand written letters, ooh the good ol days.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Hand written letters, ooh the good ol days.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I got a noble prize for inventing this great t shirt.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Remember baby never take your eye off the prize.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I speak many foreign languages but what planet are you from?
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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The music made me do it (twist and shout)
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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T.H.U.G- terrified human usually gay
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Twister brings together people and all colours
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Behind every great man is a great t shirt.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I wear this like I stole it.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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brainless, dense, dull, dumb, all words not to describe me.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The guy in the store told me this was a one off.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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This t shirt is so good I decided no pants could compete.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Great minds thinks alike, agreed?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Number 1 individual award
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Dressed to impress I wore my best t shirt.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Human tetris good at fitting into small places.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I like to collect numbers, what's yours...BINGO!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'm more colorful than a rubik's cube.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I am more puzzling than a rubik's cube.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm not easily fooled, try me.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I follow myself on twitter.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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My wife was like a slinky, i pushed her down the stairs, spring!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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The yo yo is like my life,up,down,round the world mainly in knots
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Penguin flu= 9-5 life waddling round in black suits deliriously.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I've got monkey flu I hang around in trees and scratch my bum
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Recession Gloom= Depression Boom
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I even twitter when I\\\'m on the sh*Ta.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Optimism
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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I facebooked my Myspace to tell everyone I was on Twitter.
of 17 votes, 53% like it
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T shirts say a lot about a person...
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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I see dead people(on front) suicide bomber(on back)
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Business at front(onfront) Party out back(on back ref:mullet)
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Butcher- That loves to carve it up on the dance floor.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Sushi chef- also fish lover.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Vegetarian Vampire- only eats vegetarians.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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If only I invested in Google-I would have found many new things.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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AVERAGE PERSON-(ON BACK) NOT.(borat style)
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Permanent Disability- Penile Gigantism.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Eject please!!!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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This is shirt-Found object-Installation art.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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All the colors of the PMS Rainbow.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Which PMS color are you?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Apple Z- meeting you...ROFL
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Coincidence or just stalker.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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My furby ate my gremlin then my ipod strangled my disc man.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Hemophiliac Vampire.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Blue suede shoes and a hound dog don't make you the king.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Super freaky,extra weird,little scary, quite hairy EXTRAORDINARY.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Mustering brain power for super slogan tee-Squeek, woops sorry.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Let me check my diary- can you do never, yeah never sounds good.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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If you sit at the barbers long enough your gonna get a haircut.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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If heaven is so good- why was being crucified so bad.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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No glass slipper will ever fit on these big feet... sorry love.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm the frog that didn't turn into a prince, instead gave u warts
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I'm the frog that got away!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I'm like a smoothie- fruity, all mixed up but have good taste.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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You are merely a technicality, simple glitch in the system delete
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Never bare arms in a muslim country-wear a burka.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Complicated yet simple.
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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HEALER: come forward broken woman lend me your hand.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Horse bites can be fun until someone takes off a knee.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Recession-at least that will take my mind off swine flu.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Swine flu-at least that will take my mind off the recession.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Heavy heart, empty pockets, no house: must be divorced.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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DEEP THINKER...mmm thinking, thinking.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Narcissist, with a heart.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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The only people that are allowed to judge me are God and Santa.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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Easy life as a toilet; only deal with one bum at a time.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I may be left handed but I'm always right.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Two Stubbies short of a six pack.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Two sandwiches short of a picnic.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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SHS
SHIT HOT SHIRT
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Good people are hard to find so I hired this mirror.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Press my nipple its the ejector button.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Kamikaze shirt, I know when I'm going down.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Left side left, Right side right.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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All the cool kids are wearing this t shirt.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Today's Laundry day, obviously.
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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I'm complicated, plain and simple.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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The dog ate my excuse.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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This t shirt entitles the viewer to a free hug.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Press here to activate fart.
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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Give me a high five if you read my t shirt.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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SMILE if you read my t shirt.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Read this t shirt if you think I'm good looking.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Read this t shirt if your ugly.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Life is full of hurdles, your one i'd like to get a leg over.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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WALK
DMC
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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Leaf the trees out of this, what did they do to you.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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It's time to move over there is a new king in town.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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My t shirt says your a big sissy girl. I didn't say anything.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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If in doubt, shake and and shout!
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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TIMES ARE TOUGH...mummy!
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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Deception-The best of the performing arts.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Square Dancing- New olympic sport for geeks.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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Too Cool for School too unqualified for job!
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Economic downfall has lead me to this crappy bar and you, Hi I'm:
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Save petrol, don't date women.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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No I don't have spare change, no I don't have a spare cigarette.
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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I AM A CONSUMER.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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I wouldn't have done that if I were you.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Please step off my grass I just mowed it.
of 11 votes, 45% like it
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There's a bomb beneath this t shirt.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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No I'm the dirty uncle.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Cougars are on the rise- be careful young fella coming through.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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This is my poker face, I'm not bluffing.
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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Doing the shopping trolley, watch out for the sprinkler.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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Keep rollin rock with be with you later.
of 10 votes, 40% like it
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All good in da hood.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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Recycle bad thoughts and make them good!
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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The PALIN STRIKES BACK.
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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Catch the sarcasm wave, its really good.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Be seen in Green.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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Good type is hard to find, good types even harder.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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This t shirt is a window into my soul.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I lack basic inhibitions, excuse my hand it has a mind of its own
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Feel the hype for Type.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Speak now or forever hold your
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Level headed tipping, tipping
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Everybody repeat after me...we are all individuals.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Dog and wife have gone missing...Reward for dog!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Dark has to be faster than light otherwise we would all see it.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Crime doesn't pay- does that mean that my job is a crime.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a person.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Bury me upside so when my time comes the world can kiss my ass.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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The beatings will continue until morale improves at this camp.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Beat the 5 o clock rush- leave work at noon!
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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As previously stated, I never repeat myself.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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An unbreakable toy is always useful in breaking other toys.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Always remember your unique, just like everybody else.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Anyone who believes in psychokinesis raise my hand.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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A recession can't get me down.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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ADMIRATION-recognizing another's resemblance to ourselves.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Access denied-nah nah na nah nah!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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A single fact can ruin a good argument.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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A closed hand wont open any doors.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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3 kinds of people, those who can count and those who cant.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Not a morning person, doesn't begin to cover it.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Good times ahead
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Who invented mosquitoes?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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The monsters beneath my bed are real.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I probe aliens.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The test results came back positive-happy days!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I Heart cardiologists.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Would you like some cheese with that whine.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm taking donations, no, not that kind.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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The t shirt made me do it.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Sorry if I'm staring, I have two glass eyes.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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This spells disaster. DISASTER.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Directions please to the nearest info both.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Smurfs were the original blue group.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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LARGE LETTERS ON T SHIRT.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Best quote of all time.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I move at two speeds: expert and strut.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Specifically I'm a writer, according to this tee.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Is the boogie monster afraid of the dance police.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Are clowns scared of other clowns.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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The only wars I believe in are thumb wars.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Before moving home practice tetris.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Osama always won hide and seek as a young boy.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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This garment is organic, sorry I meant orgasmic.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Dreams can come true, come this way.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Substance abuse can be tricky when someone has no substance.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I sent away for a friend and they gave me this complimentary tee.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Sticks and stones were never called herpie head.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Sprinkle fairy dust on me and we will fly to never never land.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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A moment of your time please.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I swapped my shirt for this shirt.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Historical moment in time...now...now... now...before.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Funny T shirt minus the gag.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Checked out of the library 1985
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I get crazy when I lose my meds.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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DO NOT READ THIS STATEMENT-MAY CAUSE HARM.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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My sexual preference is all the time
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Apple Z meeting you
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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If you watch me long enough I might do a trick.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Expert in sarcasm
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I come with steak knives.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Necrophiliac
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Fight crime, shoot back
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Chess, not the only one with moves.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I'm like a good wine, full bodied and very expensive.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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This is how I roll, said the rock.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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The definition of happiness you and me baby!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Beautiful people have it easy, at least I'm told that.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Yes officer, but can you hold my beer while I get it.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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This is me... totally awesome
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule or the cook
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention ever.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Most dangerous position to sleep. Feet on desk
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Lost Boys Found Girls 80's movies revenge of the weird science
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Look at that strange person walking behind me... he is your dad
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Sometimes I think you look at me strangely I know we just met ok
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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There is a rebel in you baby so rebel against everything now
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Eich Sprichen ein help!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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To ah is to human to er is to pirate, to oh is to your mum
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Drinking is fun done alone in a quiet place...thats all
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Technicality, that's what my parents called me after valentines.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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BEWARE OF PEOPLE.NO FEEDING THE HUMANS!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Dinosaurs, Dragons, Magic, Science who really cares how bout me!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Making money is easy keeping it is the hard thing.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I dialed 911 not 9funcome.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Move before movement moves to far and you can't move anymore.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Time is of the essence until essence is of the time.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Springtime isn't far so how bout you spring on out of here!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I looked up and saw a light I thought it was jesus but it was you
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Help me I'm melting said the butter to the pan.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Australia is best left down under
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Give me a hand. I am going to milk the cows.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Get killed and get noticed. All the artist do it!
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Young Muslim Christian Athiest.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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This is not here nor there.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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What kind of world is this? It's kind of crap!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Carefully slip and fall down.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Try winning the slogan comp no one votes for any1 else blah
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Speak to that little voice inside you, the one inside your clam
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I don't think were in Kansas anymore toto I think its the mall.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Looks like were in for a long ride bah dadum.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Looks like were in for a long ride bahdadum.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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There was an Irishman and an Indianman who knows where this leads
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Speaking of coincidences does your mother have blond hair.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Endless pleasure in luck and leisure.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Make it happen...do it
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I said god damn wat a rush
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Jesus Mary Joseph
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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It was a great discovery. Lucky person to have such a friend
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Please use anyone
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Continued unmeasured endless despair However alive
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Having fun prohibited.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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If your friend said jump off a bridge he's not really your friend
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Being nice never got me anywhere but here with you.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I asked for chopsticks and they gave me a farkinspoon.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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This slogan traveled the seas to tell you YOU SUCK!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Look carefully you can read the fine print which specifies nudity
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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Put another shrimp on the barbie then shove it up your ass.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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It's better to be dirty on this tee than dirty in these pants.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I used to love playing ball when I was young its now a plural.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Fishing for compliments no sinkers.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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The best job I ever had was a blow job.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Take a number and get in line, jackass!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Lets just say the chicken came first. (nervous look)
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Do I look like I care.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Frankly my dear, I just don't give a supercatcharajalishus.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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He's got the bill.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Retrospect was better before.
of 10 votes, 40% like it
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Wonder woman ain't you darling!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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The hulk must have been jealous most of the time.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Space the final front here.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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This t shirt is painted on, rub it and see.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm the little surprise inside your cereal box.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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SHIRT NO: 364
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Spinach for popeye steroids for me.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I'm taking donations for the unattractive association of myself.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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COME TO THE DARK SIDE, and bring a torch.
of 12 votes, 50% like it
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The person next to me was sent back in time to give you this mess
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Look behind Me. I think this person is following me.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Let's skip the chit chat I'm not your friend.
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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Just smile and nod and keep on walking.
of 11 votes, 55% like it
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If you meet the owner of this t shirt run he's a serial killer.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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My specialty is magic tricks poof watch me disappear.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Pimp my t shirt.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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If the past is in the past what just came past.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Stalking can be love from a distance.
of 12 votes, 50% like it
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I got the looks in the family my brother got the house.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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This is my friend mike he'll be the red dot in the corner.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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This is your dance space.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Take care not to care.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I come with instructions take care.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Is wearing pants optional with this tee.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Jesus...I'm your father.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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(Slogan Nazi)-NO SLOGAN FOR YOU!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Simon says: THIS IS A HOLD UP!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Goodnight guys its late in Australia.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Connect four, or three, two, come on guys.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I sank your battleship!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Slogan Bogan
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Arm wrestling is for weak people I prefer stare competitions.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Snap champion read it and weep!SNAP!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I used to be a model can't you tell by the way I wear this tee.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I planted a money tree and the government took half of it.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Office work sucks boring inexpressive thank god for casual Friday
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Big foot exists, she lives at my place.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Bond had it easy with the ladies till he met me.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Paranoia one hell of a time
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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The right pace makes you feel ace.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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This t shirt is pre shrunk, just like me.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I come with care instructions.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I'm a trend setter, people will wear this tee all over the world.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Hey ho lets go!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I lost 105 pounds... it was in a pub in london.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Smile like you mean it God is watching
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I find it hard to read long slogan tees that is why I have kept t
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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In 3D glasses I look a lot cooler, some would say vintage.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Property of this guy wearing it... he's names on my tag (tee).
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Take care of body inside if found unattended and inattentive.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Wanna learn how to satisfy your partner? Send them my way.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Specialty dish...up to you, your cooking!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'm recruiting for my air band.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Feeling uneasy in this tee, everyone keeps looking at my chest.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Slogans are good... if you can read.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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DANCE is my middle name Movements my last, I go by confused.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Art of war-Section A War Journal: 1,2,3,4 I declare a thumb war.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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UFO's are real its the government thats fake.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Cave men caved in that's why they no longer exist.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I'm as fit as a butchers dog.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Proof read carefully to see if you any words out.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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When in doubt mumble, then break dance.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Money talks mine usually says nice knowing you.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Money talks mine usually says I'm taking off now.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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The problem with tree hugging is the splinters and paper cuts.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Life without love is like chocolate without chip.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I've got a face like a bulldog thats swallowed a wasp.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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To pee or not to pee famous last words before a road trip.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Apples might be good for teachers but they messed it up for eve.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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We all make choices, get involved.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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King of positive thinking, except for Mondays.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Tickle me emo, but no laughing!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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The only job where you start on the top is digging a hole.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Why is it that spanking gets better with age?
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Lost Dog: Missing ear, one leg, cataract, goes by the name Lucky.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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There's only minutes left so take time to watch the clock.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Can anyone see the pink elephant in the corner?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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You destroyed my dream...snooze life.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Investors...possibly you?
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I'm following your lead.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Stay golden pony boy.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Can you feel the feeling.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I feel like I'm walking on a cloud, fluffy and foreboding.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Invest in me, I'm a bank of ideas with no money.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Life is a beach, and sometimes you get sand in your bottom.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'm a love rat, its ok though I'm the disney kind.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Yes I have chocolate, its over there in my big black van.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Yeah I'm a boxer, (really) yeah I box eggs.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Best Smile.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Beauty is skin deep, thats why I'm thick skinned.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Follow the sunshine, but remember sunscreen.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Chances are I'm right.
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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Underpants constrict my creativity.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Make pizza not war.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Get psyched for the 1980's radical fantasy camp.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Have fun in the sun, get laid in the shade.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Conservation is no monkey business.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Good ol' fashion dance off
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Those weren't porcini mushrooms
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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even yoda played mind games
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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beer bellies are sexy...aren't they?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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if you can read this your in my personal space
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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they say the darnedest things on t shirts
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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the housing shortage allows me to bring more girls home with me
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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SMOKING causes peripheral vascular disease
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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It was a level playing field until I stepped on it
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Pillows were meant for pillow fights...
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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my nickname is the submarine: i like to go down
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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my friends call me coolguy09...
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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i yodel for jesus
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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It aint easy being sleezy!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Being unemployed is fun!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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My grandma made this shirt.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Sorry son I'm not your dad... Happy fathers day.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Lining up for nightclubs is fun!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Mary was a meat lover.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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