Cheese impression no.14
Brie
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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This Cokey seems a little Hokey...
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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The dictionary. For when you need to find meaning.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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winter of discontent. spring of annoyance. summer of crap.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Hooray for the bladder. Nature's alarm clock.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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aybeseedeeeefgeeaitcheyejaykayelemenohpikuarestiyuvedublyuexwyzed
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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822.96 cm ... the whole nine yards.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Big Elephants Can Always Usurp Small Elephants
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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(pic of big white rectangle with a pencil)
I'm drawing a blank
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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the emperor wants my new clothes
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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(wishbone pic) I've got a bone to pick with you.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Whatever you say, I'll just reply- "your mum."
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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ABC. Easy as 1,3,2... damn it.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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It's not what you do, it's the way that you do it.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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3 kinds of people in the world- rock, paper or scissors.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Rock, Paper, Scissors. Scissors. Always scissors.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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It's aitch, not haitch.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Brazilians don't like Bush
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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In a tower with stupidly long hair. A prince climbs up it. Great.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Bring on the mattresses - I'll still feel your pea.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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make the badge proud
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I'll huff and I'll puff- don't think I won't blow your house down
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Build a straw or stick home and I'll personally blow it down
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Hansel and Gretel ate her house- what choice did she have?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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heavyweight with a handbag
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Your mum jokes. For when all else fails.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Pope. House. Wednesday. Cynical. Karate. Lime. Edge.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Can I have the pleasure of this dance?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Can I have the pleasure of this dance?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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When sharks attack!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Why are Tudor houses the only ones we mock?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I wear my heart on my sleeve and my cuffs in my ribcage
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Jill pushed Jack down that hill, I'm tellin ya
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I killed Cock Robin. Sorry about that.
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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hopscotch is over. all the cool kids jumpvodka
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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say 'no' to one word answers.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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T-shirt slogans- for when reading a magazine is too taxing
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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When all else fails, a t-shirt slogan will see you through
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Keys cut, shoes mended, trophies engraved- ALL while you wait
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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As you read this, my friend is stealing your keys and shopping
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Imagine if this was the last thing you ever read
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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A pig with lipstick is still a pig, but it's disturbingly sexy
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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