I feel the magic between your thighs!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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POP is an onomatopoeia
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Between you and me... Rock my hard place.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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My dump trumps your clumps.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Learn to spell before you submit slogans, please.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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RPG: Rocket-Propelled Gonads
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Multi-Functional
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Multi-Use
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I have the body of a Greek God.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Take a dip in my gene pool.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Chips! Milk! Yeah!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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El-Falcon Puncho
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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El-Falcon Poncho
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Falcon Poncho
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Falcon Paunch!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Grapefruit SMASH!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Peacelocks > Warlocks
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Wizarder
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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lv. 99 Badass
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Antagonist Character
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Antagonist Role
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Protagonist Role
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Protagonist Character
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Lead Character
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Supporting Character
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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boy next-door
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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NO FRIEND ZONE
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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A Democrat does what a Republican't
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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> POKE HERE <
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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ARE YOU HOUSE
THIS IS FATHER
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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[iPwn]
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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You're upside-down.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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*Goes back in time*
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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*Content*
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Blarg!!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Official Experience Giver
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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When you see it, you'll poop bricks.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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My attention span's up.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I won't accuse you of sexual harassment if you compliment me.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I play bass. Bass drum, that is.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Sharp as a Marble?
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Shave? I use Occam's razor... The simplest solution is a beard.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Fashion Consultant
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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It's alright. I'm from the internet.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Too cold to swim outside? My gene pool is self-heated.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Too cold to swim outside? My gene pool has indoor heating.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I go to college...
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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If you can't fix it with tape, it's broke.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Sliced bread isn't so great.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I'm determined to be free.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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My vacuum sucks.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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DATES WITH ME ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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[front]Other side is the back. [back]Other side is the front.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I can see where you're coming from. It's that way >
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Are we enemies? Why are you reading my shirt? Where's Buttercup?
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Be nice to me. I'm a registered orgasm donor!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Don't ask me my name. Then I'll be expected to remember yours.
of 20 votes, 50% like it
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Only hands washed with soap may fiercely grope this sacred body.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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Homosexuals are totally gay
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Musicians made from tires would be a rubber band.
of 18 votes, 50% like it
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Read this if you are looking for sex today
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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[L]Let's make babies! [s](Without the babies)
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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[L]T-SHIRT [s]I'm wearing one.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If you have a problem with this shirt, getting it off is easy.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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+1 shirt of visibility
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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If we ignore the environment, maybe it will just go away...
of 17 votes, 47% like it
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Ignore the environment. It will go away.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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This would be much more exciting if we were naked.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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I have a reputation to uphold.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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[L]Have ye what it takes? [s]It takes cash. Lots of it.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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This is me smiling.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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You raff you ruse.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Let's stop God killing any more kittens. Think of the kittens.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Redundancy is redundant.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I'm not rich. Look, I can't even afford a button-up shirt.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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You may remember this shirt from such websites as typetees.com
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Why, yes, I am single!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm quite the cunning linguist.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Joe Six-pack
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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*Not offended by the female body*
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Sex is my preferred method of exercise.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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The DARK is afraid of ME!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Rabbit's foot? Pshaw, I've got WHOLE rabbits.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'm older than I look. I've just held onto my youth quite well.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Girls with glasses are hot.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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My other shirt has a collar...
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I know a cool trick. First, I'll need a warm bra...
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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[L]I'm not a programmer. [s]But let's call those C++.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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[L]I'm not a zombie. [s]But I was officially dead for a bit once.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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My other shirt has beer on it.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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[L]I'm not a pirate. [s]But I'll show you my booty if you like.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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[L]I'm not a ninja. [s]If I were, you wouldn't be able to see me.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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