I almost wish that there were something under that series of topics that I could file this away under, but I don't think it would be fair to mix the salt and the pepper when we all know there are designated containers for both.

And so, I write on, just because I need to, and just because LA is a really great place to make people feel really not special. Everyone has a qualm and then there is always someone else with the same qualm and the solution, but no one is willing to share. There is a giant pile of shit in the midst of a mountain of desperation and we are all climbing, forcing our way to the top, kicking the shit in one another's faces because helping your fellow man in this city would simply lead to both of your demise, or their success and your demise, as they step on your head and move on up, whilst blissfully ignoring the fact that in the end, it is just a giant pile of shit.

I'm not asking for handouts; not even asking for any interest, I am asking for some good faith, some common values; I am asking for my flakes to stay in my cereal and out of my friends, for my friends to find good things in all the right places as opposed to the contrary. This is all I ask LA, could this be possible?

I hate you LA, I hate you so much, and yet, I love you.

Sincerely,

Brittany Jayne Furlan

Check out my latest design sub- "Bang" Hand drawn, from mind to pen, to paper to you. Please try not to wipe your ass on it :)

Thanks!

ALright!!! Cheese Whiz didn't do so well, so here's the new type- tee slogan:

"Does this mean I can stare at your chest too?"

Thoughts?...

Oh and PS- I think it works for gals and guys. Hopefully you do too :/

"I Whiz, You Whiz, We All Whiz For Cheese Whiz"- by me.

Has this been done before, because I can only assume that it has.

Anyway, I haven't seen it anywhere before.

Let me know...

I was rejected by you guys for my "Herre's Ronnie" submission, but I am not giving up yet; as you can see, there are lots more oddities from this lady on the horizon! Hopefully Threadless will deem at least one of them worthy of your voting power. You may have gotten me this time threadlessians but I will NEVER GIVE UP!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh crap, I forgot to feed my hamster. Gotta go.

- Lurve,

Me

A Birfday POem:

Today there will be a time that comes but once a year,

For most people this is a day to spread such joy and cheer;

As for me, I think it not a grandeur of surprise,

I see it as a check point that marks how much time flies,

So before time gets away from me, I will do what I've not done yet,
(Please bare with me ladies and gents, some things I might forget):

Today I will do a dance, nude, in my backyard,

I will eat an entire cake made of fat and lard,

I will run down the street with a helmet on my head,

Screaming and chanting violently that I wet my bed!

I will count all the hairs that have fallen off my dog,

I will name and number them precociously and keep them in a log,

Today I will meet a stranger and offer out my hand,

Hopefully I won't get dissed and thrown into the sand,

I will make a giant tower, out of dirt and dust,

Then pretend that I am G.I. Jane and fighting in a bust!

I have so many ideas of things I have not done,

Maybe at some point I would have done them, if they seemed like fun.


EH.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEE!!!