Your stuff is awesome. I especially enjoy your colours and textures. Want to work on something together?
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Hi there,
If I could borrow your time for a few moments I seem to have some slogans that are doing, well, they arent doing that badly. However this could be down to the fact that my hardcore band of fans has been voting them up damn them. This leaves me with the quandry of not knowing if they actually are decent or not simply because there arent enough votes on them. Please go ahead and pass your judgement be it yay or nay. Some that may tickle your fancy in particular are: I Am An Accomplished Napper. Time Travel Got Me Where I Am Tomorrow. I Am Invisible Under The Right Circumstances. This Is A Popular Culture Reference That You Know Nothing About. I Liked Popularity Before Everyone Else Did. With Great Power Comes Ridiculous Costumes. I Do An Awesome First Impression. Thank you for your time.  What cho think?
I have Faesthetic issue #9 and Fray issue #1 magazines to give away.
Who wants them? Cos if you do, comment and guess the score for my subs!   Closest guess for each one wins (in the case of a tie I'll do a random drawing and the loser will get something else). When 'lost in translation' finishes the winner gets to chose the mag they want and the winner of 'the borrowers' gets the otherone. Also if they print winners get the shirt and one other of their choosing! Happy guessing! Lost in Translation ArikaGranger: 3.33 rossmat8: 3.21 mgill52: 2.96 EricDiaz: 2.86 evan3: 2.87 Stoma: 2.67 bhoomika: 2.62 tiffa34: 2.35 - WINS! Borrowers ArikaGranger: 3.33 rossmat8: 3.21 Stoma: 2.91 evan3: 2.87 mgill52: 2.82 EricDiaz: 2.77 tiffa34: 2.75 Haasbroek: 2.64 bhoomika: 2.43
So...FRICKINAWESOME now has
This is the petition to create a piece of history! The first slogan select tee ever! The way I see it, the slogan select would most effectively be a hand picked slogan by FA himself and liase with the designer to make it exactly how he wants it. Place your support now! Current signatures: 101 fictional signatures = 168 Collected signatures: Krokun Jeiji dacat jenraskopf HorsefaceDee alexmdc TheInfamousBaka Krakaboom Vindemiatrix EricDiaz Courtney pie SoulfumeInc wullagaru jess4002 Larlar midi-chlorinated Wonderlove davidfromdallas x 28 NiNTH WHEEL ISABOA garciagirl juliejeremiah x 2 Wa5hwa5h x 27 Krimson ginetteginette Goldendust cassiepaige spinnerMC Retroludo C Kid Maltzmania Simpletinrobot Shibby558899 x 19 TimScribble paniccia Bio-bot 9000 ivejustquitsmoking AlexMacDuff nintechno Mountain Gnome Mosquito88 x 2 J. Robert Snakeman againstbound Batty1980 SMarsell jublin spacesick2 Demented Chengui NGee DaniellesGarden twoonebee westicles seashellgigi Jellyes gtoast99 oJimo Livenow gumbolimbo x 3 jet approves Neon Samurai Pizazz drmtama2 wallstreet lunchboxbrain bcrider YtFeLMi V1ctorya Tess Fondie fat pigeon One Eyed Willy rhythmdev9 mz. kat-ii Gem1969 Fleck magichellride bsmana boysbeambitious rodrigobhz Twiggyhall radiomode ZombieToArt FlyingFries rbthatcher supertrooper74 GreenRabbit hippiekasey Chipmnk asdfghaya skinnyeddy igo2cairo MadIron ilss penguinjuggler ferfo stararmor Ginger_Snapz Tonteau Phiffer
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A slogan a day, I DID IT! Hurray! What an achievement, please feel free to browse over my long journey! Part of Martiandrivein's 365 Slogan Club Check out the others in the Club: Master List of 365 Sloganeers Click slogans and place votes please! SOCTOBER 23/10/09 I'm Old Enough To Know Better. 22/10/09 I'm So Excited, I'm Just Really Good At Hiding It. 21/10/09 This Shirt Is Currently Occupied. I Believe In Free Lunches. I Make My Living Out Of Money. This Shirt Is Self-Referencing. 20/10/09 Onwards, Upwards, Outerspacewards! 19/10/09 I Need A Change From The Need For Change. 18/10/09 I Prefer Science Fiction To Science Fact. I Have The Energy Of A 5 Year Old... During Nap Time. Fate Does All The Hard Work For Me. The Best Kept Secret Is Something I Don't Know About. 17/10/09 Believing In Fate Means I Always Have An Excuse. Even I Don't Know What This Is About. 16/10/09 Revenge Is Part Of A Complete Diet. I Collaborated With My Wardrobe. This Is What We Came Up With. I'm Convinced I Have Hypochondria. I Have All The Symptoms. Compared To Apples, I'm An Orange. In My Past Nine Lives I Was A Stupid Cat. The Straw That Broke The Camel's Back Is A Jerk. Pushing Buttons Is Depressing. 15/10/09 Entertainment Is In The Eye Of The Camera Holder. 14/10/09 13/10/09 12/10/09 11/10/09 10/10/09 Time Travel Got Me Where I Am Tomorrow. 09/10/09 08/10/09 The Deeper Things In Life Are Usually Holes. 07/10/09 06/10/09 05/10/09 04/10/09 03/10/09 02/10/09 01/10/09 Kryptonite Is My Kryptonite. This Is Not An Exoskeleton. This Shirt Is Edible, Unless You Have Taste Buds. I Have Skills. Humanity Just Hasn't Evolved Enough For Them Yet. SEPTEMBER 30/09/09 Ask And You Shall Receive: Silence. Death Is Always An Option, Just Not A Very Good One. Do Or Die Moments Generally Don't Involve Death. Clowns Fighting Clowns: Observational Humor. Note To Self: Don't Gamble With Death. 29/09/09 Breaking Up Is Hard To Do, Unless You're A Piņata. 28/09/09 Even The Best Laid Plans Can Suffer From A Surprise Zombie Attack 27/09/09 This Is A Popular Culture Reference That You Know Nothing About. Astrophysics Isn't Rocket Science, But It's Still Hard. 26/09/09 My Self Image Is Usually Defined By A Mirror. 25/09/09 Piņatas Are Made To Be Broken. Kids, Try This At Home. My 10,000 Tastebuds Agree, Broccoli Is Yuck. I Majored In Exaggeration. 24/09/09 23/09/09 22/09/09 I'll Take You All On, In A Game of Tiddlywinks. Futility Is A Useless Skill. 21/09/09 If History Taught Me Anything I've Probably Forgotten It By Now. You Are All In My Head. 20/09/09 Its Never Easy To Say Goodbye In Klingon. So Late Its Early. 19/09/09 I Don't Gamble, I Make Assumptions With Money. 18/09/09 Crying Me A River Would Take A Very Long Time. 17/09/09 I Like All My Meals With A Side Of Revenge. Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold. With Icecream. 16/09/09 Science And Religion Agree, Magic Doesn't Exist. 15/09/09 My Ordinary Senses Are Tingling. Rearranged I Sentance. This 14/09/09 Daylight Savings Never Killed Anyone, Unless You Count Vampires. 13/09/09 Confusion Says Man Who Walk Tall Have Much Chance Of Trainwreck. 12/09/09 Confucius Says A Lot Of Things, But I Only Listen To Simon. 11/09/09 I Hate It When My Revenge Gets Cold. 10/09/09 I Confess, I'm Terrible At Interrogations. Espionage = Government Sanctioned Cheating. 09/09/09 The Breakfast Of Champions Is Also The Breakfast Of Losers. I Have Reached The Recommended Daily Dietary Intake Of Revenge. 08/09/09 Let Me Consult The TV Guide To See If I'm Free. I'm An Unrealist At Heart. Childhood Memories Form The Basis Of My Life Goals. Aiming For The Stars Is Easier With A Laser Scope. 07/09/09 I Am Definately In My Top 5. 06/09/09 Revenge Is Not An Appropriate Food Group. Revenge Is Only A Sometimes Food. 05/09/09 Back In The Day It Was The 80's 04/09/09 I Learnt The Laws Of Creation Through Plastic Building Blocks. 03/09/09 Philanthropy Is Great When I Am On The Receiving End. 02/09/09 I Am Invisible Under The Right Conditions. Old Skool Is Cool To A Certain Point. After That Its Just Old. 01/09/09 Full Of Pride, And Other Toxic Substances. I Am Invisible Under The Right Circumstances. AUGUST 31/08/09 The Simple Things In Life Are Often Easiest To Mass Produce. According To The Script, I Survive The Future. Cute Things With Deadly Fangs Appeal to Both Genders. 30/08/09 I Dont Learn From My Mistakes, I'm Too Busy Enjoying Them. 29/08/09 Technical Support Is'nt There For Me. 28/08/09 The Secret To Immortality Is Well Kept. The Eventual Rise Of The Machines Makes Me Wary Of My Toaster. 27/08/09 I Do All My Personal Reflection In The Mirror. 26/08/09 The Story Of My Life Is Boring. I'm Waiting For The Movie. I Liked Old School Back When It Was New School. If History Repeats Itself Then History Repeats Itself. Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Impatient. Time Increases The Awesomeness Of My Memories. I Wonder If People Can Hear Me Talking To Myself? 25/08/09 I Never Got The Hang Of Questions? 24/08/09 23/08/09 I'm A Cautious Rebel In A Dangerous World. 22/08/09 I Believe In Imaginary Numbers. 21/08/09 Improper Fractions Don't Belong In High Society. 20/08/09 19/08/09 I Kick Routine In The Face Once A Week. 18/08/09 17/08/09 16/08/09 15/08/09 Improper Use Of The English Language Is Pants. Plastic Surgery Makes My Ass Look Big. 14/08/09 This Shirt Covers The Hole In My Self Esteem. I Prefer The Term Housing Challenged. Opposites Attract So I'm Ok With Being Average Looking. I Just Made Fun Of You In My Head. Its Not Cool To Be Hot. I'm Lukewarm: Both Hot And Cool. Finnish Line: "Hey Baby I'm From Finland". 13/08/09 Technically We Are All On Top Of The World. Comedy Gets Me Every Time. Success Was Out Of My Reach Until I Got Leg Extensions. I Was Bad To The Bone Until The Doctors Cured Me. I Judge A Book By Its Reviews As Well As Its Cover. 12/08/09 I Blame All Of My Mistakes On History. I Am Also Wearing Pants Today. People Who I Have Made An Emotional Bond With Are My Friends. I'm Only Figuratively Awesome. Pessimism Is Underrated. Impatience Is A Virtue Compared To Extreme Impatience. I Am Walking Forwards Through Time. Things That Are Trying To Be Funny: Me. I Am An Alien When I Am On Mars. I Bully My Inner Child. Laziness Is Finish My Sentence Please. 11/08/09 The Art Of War Doesn't Exhibit Well. 10/08/09 09/08/09 08/08/09 07/08/09 06/08/09 05/08/09 My Life Is An Allegory In The Making. 04/08/09 03/08/09 02/08/09 01/08/09 JULY 31/07/09 [uv]Proof That[/uv] The Invisible Spectrum Exists. I'm Not A Swede. I'm Just Swede-ish. Smart People Kill Without Warning. 30/07/09 I Follow Procedure. 29/07/09 28/07/09 Teachers Make The Grade. Clown School Is A Laughing Matter. 27/07/09 That Current Celebrity Is So Current Cool Word. 26/07/09 All I'm Asking Is For A Little Respect. And Some Fries. Writers Block Is My Best Excuse. I'm Awesome At Humility. 25/07/09 Class Clowns Never Seem To Join The Circus. Education Needs More Unicorns. I Was First In My Class. I Was First Out Too. 24/07/09 Teach Me A Lesson. Preferably Math. I Got Top Marks In Kindergarten. Self Referencing Reminds Me That I Love Myself. 23/07/09 World Domination Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry. 22/07/09 Flights Of Fancy Only Work In First Class. 21/07/09 I Unexpect The Expected To Keep All My Bases Covered. Actually A Sphincter Doesn't Say Anything. 20/07/09 Time Travel Is So Yesterday, Today And Tomorrow. I Run On Treadmills. 19/07/09 My Recipe For Evil Uses Hell Raising Flour. 18/07/09 I Read Books Verbatim. 17/07/09 Currently 3,943,615,786th In The Human Race. The Ability To Dance Increases The Value Of My Soul. 16/07/09 I Can Sell Your Soul For A 3% Commission. Evil Is A Necessary Evil. The Future Is Soo Tomorrow. 15/07/09 I Made My Name With Letters. Laziness Is A Socially Acceptable Disease. I Submit To Being Domineering. 14/07/09 I Liked Popularity Before Everyone Else Did. I Insist On Being Submissive. 13/07/09 The World Is Round. Wrong Directions Get You There Eventually. 12/07/09 Inanimate Friends Are Better Than Imaginary Friends. Plants Do Not Make Good Friends. 11/07/09 I Liked Everything Before It Was Popular. 10/07/09 All Great Stories Involve Magic. Work Is My Excuse To Drink Coffee. Listen To Imperative Statements! Shirts Don't Need To Know How To Spel. 09/07/09 08/07/09 07/07/09 I Study Inferior Design. 06/07/09 I Got Out Of Jail Free, But Don't Tell Anyone. 05/07/09 04/07/09 03/07/09 02/07/09 I Am An Accomplished Napper. I Listen To Everything I Say. Sometimes I Like To Go For Quantity Over Quality. 01/07/09 The Battle Between Good And Evil Would Be More Fun With Waterguns JUNE 30/06/09 Times Like This Call For A Well Placed 80's Pop Song Reference. Living In A Shoe Grossly Overestimates The Size Of Peoples Feet. 29/06/09 Stop The Oppression. Silent Letters Need To Be Heard. I Save Umbrellas For Rainy Days. Subtlety Is. I See Dead Syntax. 28/06/09 27/06/09 I Prefer The Fictions Of Life. 26/06/09 I'm Practicing My Helplessness For Old Age. 25/06/09 Once Upon A Time There Was A Moral Who Lived Happily Ever After. 24/06/09 Attention Seeker Seeks Attention. 23/06/09 22/06/09 Happy Endings Are Inversely Proportional To How Evil You Are. 21/06/09 Apathy Is OK I guess. 20/06/09 19/06/09 18/06/09 17/06/09 16/06/09 15/06/09 14/06/09 13/06/09 12/06/09 11/06/09 I Verb Lots Of Nouns. Royalty Is Hereditary. Purple Is Not My Favourite Color. (on purple) I Similie Metaphors. 10/06/09 09/06/09 08/06/09 Oxymorons Make Life Boringly Interesting. 07/06/09 I'm Irregular Kind Of Person. I'm An Idle Worshiper. 06/06/09 Exorcisms Bring Out The Demon In Me. 05/06/09 Simplicity Is Complicated. 04/06/09 03/06/09 Suspense ... 02/06/09 01/06/09 MAY 31/05/09 Humanity Is Contagious. 30/05/09 Filth Is Relative, Relatives Are Filth. 29/05/09 I Have My Own Agenda And Chair My Own Meetings. 28/05/09 I Vote For Survival Of The Semi-Fittest. I Have Charisma, I Just Choose Not To Use It. I Had A Math Problem But I Sorted It Out. 27/05/09 26/05/09 25/05/09 24/05/09 23/05/09 22/05/09 BOLD STATEMENTS ARE MORE BELIEVABLE. 21/05/09 I Defend The Space-Time Continuum. 20/05/09 I Use A Stuntman For All Of My Emotional Scenes. 19/05/09 Ambiguity Loves Me, I'm Sure Of It. 18/05/09 17/05/09 Subtitles Are Beneath Me. 16/05/09 Perfection Has Its Price: Narcissism. 15/05/09 14/05/09 Scat. Shoobydoobydowagettouttahere. 13/05/09 12/05/09 11/05/09 10/05/09 09/05/09 08/05/09 My Worst Nightmares Always Involve Talking Fruit 07/05/09 06/05/09 Alliteration Ais Aeasy. 05/05/09 I'm A Pathetic About Grammar. 04/05/09 03/05/09 02/05/09 Staying Alive Is Working For Me So Far. 01/05/09 APRIL 30/04/09 29/04/09 28/04/09 I Like Your Favourite Band Better Than You Do. 27/04/09 I Use Words But They Don't Mind. 26/04/09 25/04/09 24/04/09 My Hyperdrive Runs On Ritalin. I Wish Great Responsibility Came With Great Power. 23/04/09 I Do An Awesome First Impression. 22/04/09 21/04/09 Chemistry Gives Me Gas. 20/04/09 19/04/09 18/04/09 I Lack The Required Skills To Bust Moves. 17/04/09 I Spent My 15 Mintes Of Fame In The Shower. 16/04/09 Comatose And Living The Dream. 15/04/09 I Play The Game But I Don't Keep Score. Insanity Makes The World Go Banana. 14/04/09 Sometimes I'm Not Funny. I Transcend Most Boundaries. 13/04/09 Hypochondria: Gotta Catch 'Em All. This Is A Pre-Death Experience. 12/04/09 11/04/09 Good Plumbing Is Just A Pipe Dream. 10/04/09 I Am Generally Not Quick On Making Assumptions. 09/04/09 08/04/09 Underground Music Needs More Moles. 07/04/09 Evolution Owes Me A Third Arm 06/04/09 Apathetics See The Glass As Half Whatever. 05/04/09 04/04/09 03/04/09 Evil Never Sleeps, Which Explains The Crankiness. 02/04/09 01/04/09 MARCH 31/03/09 Its Easy To Sleep Your Way To The Top When You're On An Escalator P.S. There Is No Script. If A Rhetorical Question Falls In A Forest? When No-one Is Looking I Dont Exist. 30/03/09 Revenge Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry. 29/03/09 28/03/09 Style Over Substance Depends On The Substance. 27/03/09 Saturday Morning Cartoons Gave Me A False Sense Of Optimism. 26/03/09 I Only Use Retro Cliches. 25/03/09 Mimes Make The Quietest Victims. I.ve G'ot A Ba'd. Ca.se O'f Pun'ctua.tio'n. I Am A Viable Form Of Entertainment. I'm Acting Right Now. If I Had A Horn I Would Probably Toot It. 24/03/09 23/03/09 Reality Isn't As Fun As It Is On TV. He Was Killing Me Softly, Like A Mime. 22/03/09 This Is Not A Reality Tv Show. My Best Friends Live In A Box. 21/03/09 20/03/09 CRAP ITS MY BIRTHDAY! There Is A 0.27397% Chance That Today Is My Birthday. I Want To Be Stranded On A Desserted Island. If I Wasn't A Survivor I Would Be Dead. 19/03/09 I Would Blame It On The Benjamins But I Don't Have Any. 18/03/09 Philosophy Allows Us To All Be Wrong And Not Care. I Don't Need Fame, I'd Just Settle For The Groupies. 17/03/09 I Believe In Theories. Glasses Help Me See Smarter. Side Effects Are Not The Same As Super Powers. My Shadow Army Is Right Behind Me. 16/03/09 This Is Not A Scathing Commentary On The State Of The World Today 15/03/09 The Best Theories Prove Nothing. This Is Just A Theoretical Shirt. Telling Midgets To Grow Up Is Insensitive. I Attribute All My Failures In Life To Poorly Developed Morals. I'd Blame My Parents Too. 14/03/09 I Decided To Be Serious Today. Geology Rocks (And Stuff). 13/03/09 Inspiration Sometimes Gets In The Way Of My Writers Block. 12/03/09 I Don't Believe Anything That Isn't On TV. 11/03/09 10/03/09 There Is No Such Thing As A Healthy Dose Of Danger 09/03/09 In The Event Of Nuclear Disaster I Call Dibs On Mutant Powers. 08/03/09 I'm Just Waiting For The Fight Music To Start. 07/03/09 06/03/09 I Ran Out Of Time. Can I Waste Yours? 05/03/09 04/03/09 I Know Everything. I Just Don't Want To Ruin The Surprise For You 03/03/09 02/03/09 01/03/09 Couch Potatoes Eating Potato Chips: Cannibalism. FEBRUARY 28/02/09 Imagination Makes The World Go Around. It Also Makes Dragons. I Like My Piggy Backs In The Form of Bacon. I've Never Actually Seen A Gift Horse. The Human Race Is Over. Jesus Won. I Enjoy Big City Life On A Small Town Budget. I Have A Time Machine. Vader Is My Father Too. In An Alternate Universe I Am Not Wearing This Shirt. I'm Older Than I Was Yesterday. 27/02/09 Side Effects Are Often More Interesting Than The Main Effects. The Universe Told Me To Try Harder. 26/02/09 They Sure Don't Make Cliches Like They Used To Anymore. Take Notes, I'm About To Do Something Awesome. 25/02/09 With Great Power Comes Ridiculous Costumes. 24/02/09 I Lost My Sense Of Humor In A Tragic Clowning Accident. Don't Ask Me Where I'm From. I Only Know Where I've Been. You Remind Me Of That Person Who Did That Thing With That Guy. Dont Ask Me Where I'm Going. I Only Know Where I've Been. 23/02/09 Conformity Has Been Done Before. This Demonstrates The Theory Of Parrallel Universes(on front/back) 22/02/09 21/02/09 20/02/09 It's Good To Have Goals. I Have Three. Goals In Life Are Good And All, But What If You Dont Play Soccer? 19/02/09 This Is My Fancy Dress. I Came As Myself. 18/02/09 65 Million Years Ago A Dinosaur Ate My Homework. Sometimes I Make Myself Feel Awkward. Emergency Napkin. Money May Grow On Trees, But So Do Bills. I Am Fashion Unconscious. 17/02/09 This Is A Cleverly Crafted Marketing Ploy. I'll Believe In Anything, As Long As You Pay Me For It. 16/02/09 This Is My Inside Shirt [uv]AND ALSO MY OUTSIDE SHIRT[uv] 15/02/09 Superstitions Are Better Than Normal Stitions. 14/02/09 I Ate An Onion. I'm Crying On The Inside. 13/02/09 Firemen With Flamethrowers: Fighting Fire With Fire. 12/02/09 First I Venge, Then I Revenge. Science Killed My Imaginary Friend. Modesty Only Works For Awesome People Like Me. Fortune Cookies Give Me Future Indigestion. 11/02/09 Nostalgia Really Brings Back Memories. My Other Shirt Has A Much Better Slogan On It. 10/02/09 Quantum Physics Doesn't Cook My Breakfast. Thermokinesics Does. Quantum Physics Doesn't Get My Breakfast Cooked. 09/02/09 08/02/09 07/02/09 So Much For The Element Of Surprise... Until Now, The Element Of Surprise Was A Possibility. I Run On Solar-Power. [uv]Charging...[/uv]Sugar Highs Just Aren't Worth It Anymore. 06/02/09 Creatures Of The Night (Dont) Look (So) Good (In The Daytime)(uv) 05/02/09 I Feel Comfortable (When I'm Not In Natural Light)(in uv) 04/02/09 Photosynthesis Is Useful (In Situations Like This)(in uv). Awkward Silences Are The Best Form Of Entertainment. I Was An Individual But Then I Decided To Try Something Different Funny Things Make Me Laugh. Movie Quotes And Song Lyrics Are My Best Friends. 03/02/09 Bringing Myself Down From The Inside. 02/02/09 Dragons Make Every Sport Extreme. Common Sense Has No Sense Of Fashion. I Wish I Had A Lot Of Wishes. 01/02/09 I Don't Believe In Non-Fiction. JANUARY 31/01/09 I Am Secretly Not Very Good At Keeping Secrets. 30/01/09 29/01/09 28/01/09 27/01/09 Sarcasm Is My Default Setting. Press Here For Alternate Options. 26/01/09 Exaggeration Is An Extreme Sport. 25/01/09 Here's A Shirt I Prepared Earlier. 24/01/09 23/01/09 I Digress. Sailboat? I Foresee The Future One Second At A Time. I'd Slogan That. 22/01/09 How Many Rhetorical Questions Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Stupid History, Stop Repeating. 21/01/09 I'm Good At Sports That Involve Me Winning. Videogames As An Olympic Sport : 2020 20/01/09 Schrodinger's Nemesis - Zombie Cats. But Who Coaches The Coaches? Sports Jackets Don't Increase My Athletic Ability. I Have Athletic Inability. 19/01/09 18/01/09 I Drive Rally Style, In My Mind. 17/01/09 I Tried Football Once, But I Didn't Like The Taste. 16/01/09 15/01/09 All The Good Cliches Are Taken. 14/01/09 Sport: Helping Parents Relive Their Failed Dreams. Getting Down Requires Skills I Don't Have. 13/01/09 12/01/09 I Am Displaying The Appropriate Level Of Emotion. 11/01/09 10/01/09 09/01/09 08/01/09 I Preferred Science When It Was Magic. My Theme Music Needs A Remix. 07/01/09 Official Non-Conformist Army Uniform. In 5 Minutes This Will Be Retro. My Plans For World Domination Involve Monkeys. Working With Numbers Often Leaves Me Outnumbered. Electric Shocks Leave Me Ecstatic. 06/01/09 Forget Peace. Give Unicorns A Chance. English Gives Bad Things A Bad Name. My Potential Isnt What It Used To Be. Narcolepsy Is Like... ... ... zzz. 05/01/09 04/01/09 03/01/09 02/01/09 01/01/09 DECEMBER 31/12/08 I Have A Unicorn Problem. I Make Believe Daily. I Make All My Best Decisions Inebriated. 30/12/08 I'll Only Believe In Unicorns If They Believe In Me. I'm Sick And Tired Of Narcolepsy. 29/12/08 Unicorns Do Exist, They're Just Hiding. I Suffer From Sporadic Hibernation. 28/12/08 I Am Like A Unicorn, Except I Exist. 27/12/08 Science Killed The Unicorn. 26/128/08 Merry Christmas 24/12/08 I Prefer My Pie All Filler, No Killer. 23/12/08 I Am Very Talented At Something You Know Nothing About. Revolutions Leave Me Dizzy. Witty Yet Generic Ironic Statement #74 Pie Is Not A Piece Of Cake, It Is Pie. 22/12/08 I Sleep Best When I'm Not Awake. Don't Listen To Me, I'm Just A T-Shirt. /21/12/08 20/12/08 In A Parallel Universe This Shirt Is Wearing Me. 19/12/08 One Sided Conversations Are Great. Thanks. Bye. I Bet On One Horse Races. Competing Is More Fun When I Am My Only Opposition. 18/12/08 It's Hard To Subtly Eavesdrop While Wearing This Shirt Some Dead Guy Said This Thing Once, And It Was Totally Awesome My Holiday Spirit Is 80 Proof. God Mode Is Ineffective At My Work. This Shirt Was Relevant Once. 17/12/08 A "White Christmas" Is Racially Insensitive. 16/12/08 My Career Plans Were Much More Exciting When I Was 5. Heebies Give Me The Jeebies. 15/12/08 I Don't Accept Charity. Unless Its Money. Today Is Step 93 Of My Evil Plan. I Speak All Languages. I Just Have A Horrible Speech Impediment. I Don't Do Riddles. I Do Nonsense. 14/12/08 Committing Freud Is Much Worse Than Committing Fraud. In Soviet Russia, T-Shirt Slogan Talk Like This. Screw Jesus, I'm Waiting For Elvis To Return. 13/12/08 12/12/08 Icecubes Are Not So Hot Right Now. Enlightenment Takes More Than Just A Bright Bulb. 11/12/08 I'm AweSmoe At Anagrams. Multiple Appendages Would Make This Shirt Obsolete. Building Blocks Are The Building Blocks Of Most Buildings. Pig Latin Died Around The Same Time Bacon Was Invented. I Won The Lottery, Unfortunately It Was The Figurative Lottery. 10/12/08 I Attack Without Warning. Unless You Are Warned By Reading This. I Stole This Idea From The Internet 09/12/08 I Tend To Agree With Myself. I Hear The Kiss Of Death Smells Minty. 08/12/08 The Circle Of Life Does Not Account For Zombies Reincarnation Is Not As Much Fun As Reanimation. I Have A History Of Awesomeness. If I Were A T-shirt I Would Want To Be This One. 07/12/08 06/12/08 05/12/08 5 Out Of 5 Yes-Men Agree. I Have Awesome Self Confidence Issues. Please Walk Around Me, Not Into Me. Funny business is the best kind of business ever! 04/12/08 My Life Is One Big Long Obscure Pop Culture Reference I Am Not A Weasel Because I Don't Have A Tail 03/12/08 If I Had To Pay For Vowels I Would Only Have Cheap Conversations 02/12/08 I Have Many Skills That Are Not Applicable In Real Life. I Hide My Clumsiness With Killer Freestyle Moves 01/12/08 Winning Was Easier When I Was The Only Competitor I Fail At An A Grade Level This Has No Relevance Whatsoever. NOVEMBER 30/11/08 The Universe Told Me Not To Listen To You I Humor Easily 29/11/08 I Lost My Luck In A Game Of Chance 28/11/08 I Sold My Soul To The Devil For A Wicked Profit. This Show Is On The Road To Nowhere. 27/11/08 I Prefer Not To Toot Other Peoples Horns Due To Hygiene Issues Satisfaction Is Just A Zombie Massacre Away Spicy Food Gets Me Hot This Will Make You Like Me 26/11/08 If You Can Read This I Am Not Currently A Ninja 25/11/08 I Used To Be An Atheist. Now I Believe In Unicorns I Returned From The Dead, But Now I Want To Go Back This Would Be Funnier If You Knew The Backstory Coffee Is Liquid Awesome 24/11/08 Self Employed Yes Man 23/11/08 Hibernation Is A Good Idea I Tried Once...But That Was A long Time Ago 22/11/08 Obscure Pop Culture References Improve My Self Esteem 42 Is More Of A Guideline Than A Meaning Of Life 21/11/08 Yesterday Was A Good Day To Die. Today... Not So Much. 20/11/08 Non-Conformity Is The New Conformity I Have A Day Job. I Just Wish I Didnt. My Drug Of Choice Is Cookies 19/11/08 Art Critic. Will Work For Food. I'm More Productive When I'm Not Working If Art Is Subjective, SUBJECT THIS! 18/11/08 Non-Commitment May Just Be The Best Excuse Ever, Maybe Assimilation Is Borging. 17/11/08 Believing In Unicorns Doesn't Pay The Rent. But Hunting Them Does 16/11/08 15/11/08 There Is No Cure For Awesome. I Have A Robot Who Does All My Stunts 14/11/08 13/11/08 With Great Power Comes Great Costumes I Prefer My Polaroids Unshaken 12/11/08 I'm Not A Hypochondriac. I Just Want To Keep My Options Open. Cholesterol Is Just Misunderstood Match Books Are Not Very Educational Flying Pigs Would Be Awesome Everything I Say Is A Pop Culture Reference. 11/11/08 Hard work has killed plenty of people I Time Travel Like Everyone Else. One Second At A Time. 10/11/08 Failing gets easier the less I try My shadow is a ninja 09/11/08 Forget scissors, don't run with alligators. 08/11/08 07/11/08 I don't "get" a lot of things Purposely avoiding you The only fans I have are made of metal I transform into laundry Illiteracy makes me teh coolz 06/11/08 This is a symbiotic relationship I am a political shirt and yet I say nothing Lyrical waxing is not as effective as normal waxing Conversation destabilisers, engage! 05/11/08 Waterskiing is such a drag 04/11/08 Waxing lyrical is not as attractive as it used to be Gravy trains are sloppy 03/11/08 Will do math for game tokens Level 12 Mage with 160 friends 02/11/08 Of course you can't see the ninjas, stupid. !? !? You're dead 01/11/08 OCTOBER 31/10/08 Space for rent. Enquire inside. (Upside down) Remember, socks go on feet. 30/10/08 I am the illuminati. Shhhh. 29/10/08 Little Bo Peep Was Incompetent 28/10/08 Kneecapping is not a hobby, it's a passion 27/10/08 26/10/08 25/10/08 24/10/08 Uncertainty follows me like a lost kitten 23/10/08 Vote on all of my slogans please! |
                 
I am Krokun. I live in New Zealand. I like Slogans. Please be my friend.
I have a design up! VOTE NOW My two highest scoring designs OMG!  If you like my style you can reach me at krokun @ gmail . com Lovely. Also: jess4002 on Dec 22 '08 at 2:32pm hahaha, krokun, you're hilarious! :) Maltzmania on Dec 24 '08 at 8:11am YOU ARE STRONG WITH SLOGANPOWER iPear on Feb 26 '09 at 10:37am Krokun I think you would be a Killer Whale. Some call this animal the Panda of the sea, cuz it's black and white, like a panda, and it's pretty freaking cute. You'd just swim in the arctic and get hunted by Eskimos, because they like to use your blubber to power their teepees. But you're still pretty chill about it, because you know if they tried to mess with you for real for real, you'd probably just open your mouth and inhale them right into your stomach acids, and they'd get pwnt so hard. For food, you usually eat penguins, and I mean, you totally annihilate them, you could probably take like 10 penguins out just by screaming at them really hard. Your skin is soft and smooth as fuck, so all the women like to rub on you sexually. But your life isn't all cake and blowjobs, your worst and mortal enemy forever is the Sea Lion, whenever you sea each other you usually flash each other really mean looks, they're always messing up your life with hairbrained schemes. Sea Lions are pretty dumb, so i can see why you'd hate them. Its official. I own: Mister Mittens' Big Adventure Stalagmite vs Stalactite Braaains! Identity Crisis Clouds Within The Thunder Lions Are Smarter Than I Am Battle For Centaurus A You Don't Have To Know Beforehand When The Sun Explodes Music Business Remastered Destroy NYC Roughin' It My career plans...when I was five. The Bermuda Pyramid The Grand Escape I would rather play records than break them. Mr. Roboto Goes Sightseeing I Heart Threadless Animals with Eyepatches! Yes! Average Bear I listen to bands... Jump Angry Kid Rise And Raise Consumption On the way: Music Snob Its All Fun And Games..Briefcase I have purchased for others: Its So Simple Graphite For Your Right Video games ruined my life... two extra lives. My career plans...when I was five. I listen to bands... Stupid raisins... Nerds 2˛ Ever Shirts I have seen in Auckland, New Zealand: Rainbow Worrier Music Box Skip Dessert Flowers In The Attic Fake Pandas Have More Fun Stone Jungle Complimentary Colors Easy Steps Cold Blooded Ocean I'm With.. Perennials & Innards Satan's Little Helper SublimI'mAwesomeinal (possibly not t'less) Infinity MPG Sally Finds A Stray I Listen To Bands That Don't Even Exist Yet As Day Is Swallowed Up By Night You've Got Some Splaining To Do Labour Day Hairwolves Nuts! What Makes It Go? The Big Catch We Are Made of Carbon Allow Me To Explain Through Interpretive Dance. Bye Bye Apocalypse Search And Rescue The Optical Illusion Kid Damn Scientists |
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