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krokun aka Jesse VonJesserMcfacerSson is a 24.64 year old boy, has been a member since August 26, 2008, has scored 13549 submissions, giving an average score of 2.48.
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  Oct 04 '08 by krokun        53 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Ok so this is here to start a petition, nay, a call to arms to create the most awesomest uv ink utilizing slogan so that we finally have a tee that tells people what we are alls about in that sunshine (don't worry, I'm aware that I make no sense at all).

So come one and all, let's create a UV slogan and make it print.
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ivejustquitsmoking
   ivejustquitsmoking on Oct 04 '08 at 5:52am
"Go out and shine bright" :)
krokun
krokun on Oct 04 '08 at 4:05pm
Nice one, but would it all be in uv ?
krokun
krokun on Oct 04 '08 at 4:06pm
Oooh, how about "Ready, Set, (Photosynthesise)"

- Photosynthesise would be in uv ink...
againstbound
   againstbound on Oct 04 '08 at 4:06pm
Maybe Maltzmania or Frickinawesome already have one, have you checked?
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Oct 04 '08 at 6:14pm
hahaha, I don't think I have come up with a decent UV type tee yet, but krokun's photosynthesize slogan is a good idea. Something to do with sunlight is a good one.
krokun
krokun on Oct 04 '08 at 7:17pm
The main problem, as FA has pointed out before is that it needs to be decent when indoors as well...
krokun
krokun on Oct 05 '08 at 2:08pm
Burmp?
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Oct 05 '08 at 2:17pm
Three things cannot be long hidden (the sun, the moon, and the truth)

( )-symbolizes the UV ink




its a quote by buddha
krokun
krokun on Oct 05 '08 at 6:54pm
Thats not bad, mayhaps a little inspirational for me (and threadless)
krokun
krokun on Oct 06 '08 at 2:06pm
..Drumming up a bump...
2 days later
krokun
krokun on Oct 08 '08 at 2:55pm
How about " UV is my friend (my evil sadistic friend)"

(in UV ink)
V1ctorya
V1ctorya on Oct 08 '08 at 3:02pm
I Don't Have Cancer (yet)
krokun
krokun on Oct 08 '08 at 3:04pm
"I love the sun but this will hurt in the morning"
krokun
krokun on Oct 09 '08 at 7:58pm
(bump)
2 days later
krokun
krokun on Oct 12 '08 at 2:45pm
Any new UV slogans out there?
krokun
krokun on Oct 13 '08 at 2:52pm
bump?
2 days later
krokun
krokun on Oct 16 '08 at 2:28pm
One last effort to revive this, where is FA when you need him?
3 days later
krokun
krokun on Oct 19 '08 at 10:43pm
Ok so I think I may have come up with a potiential dinner:

"I run on solar power. currently charging"

vote on it here please?
Jellyes
Jellyes on Oct 20 '08 at 1:01am
V1ctorya on Oct 08 '08 at 3:02pm
I Don't Have Cancer (yet)


ahahaha that one's good, except it probably crosses a boundary.
Jellyes
Jellyes on Oct 20 '08 at 1:02am
also the premise of this blog is pretty funny.

'help me come up with a slogan so I can submit it?'

if someone had a UV ink slogan that was good, they'd have sub'd it them self.
Jellyes
Jellyes on Oct 20 '08 at 1:02am
if someone had...he'd have...*

poor grammar.
krokun
krokun on Oct 20 '08 at 2:36pm
The premise was to actually get a UV type tee printed by giving a bit more exposure to possible winners. But hey if noone want to submit them of course I will be most happy to oblige.

I wonder if you could do something about that cancer slogan along the lines of when in teh sun saying something like I am now gaining skin cancer.?
krokun
krokun on Oct 20 '08 at 2:37pm
Oh and grammar sucks.
V1ctorya
V1ctorya on Oct 20 '08 at 2:54pm
Jellyes on Oct 20 '08 at 1:01am V1ctorya on Oct 08 '08 at 3:02pm
I Don't Have Cancer (yet)

ahahaha that one's good, except it probably crosses a boundary.


Danke, I like it. Of course, I work in cancer care :) The more you guys play in the sun, the more secure my job becomes.
krokun
krokun on Oct 20 '08 at 4:21pm
Especially down here in NZ
krokun
krokun on Oct 21 '08 at 5:24pm
"I am not a sundial (text shadow in UV ink)"
Jellyes
Jellyes on Oct 21 '08 at 9:20pm
HAHA V1ctorya.
One of my friend's mom got cancer, and like, when it hits you personally like that, it sort of isn't as funny.
like, if he saw someone with that shirt he'd probably just think you're an inconsiderate a-hole.

which sucks, because it's really a grade-A UV type tee, otherwise.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Oct 22 '08 at 12:11am
(Regular Ink) I Never Get Any.... (UV Ink) Bright Ideas

i'm trying..it's hard tho
V1ctorya
V1ctorya on Oct 22 '08 at 8:20am
Oh Jells, a friend of mine is dealing with a secondary cancer caused by treatment from the first, a neighbor is in chemo, my best friend's mother is going through treatment, my cat's cancer ate through her so fast. . .

But you still gotta laugh, and still gotta realize that it is big business.

But, yeah, I think a lot would find it distasteful :)

On another note, I remember when I worked in Transplant and this one incredibly crass nurse was thinking of a way to break it to her patient that the cancer returned:

Nurse: Knock Knock
Patient: Who's There
Nurse: Not you in three months.

Some things you never forget. . .

Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Oct 22 '08 at 12:51pm

(regular ink)This Shirt is Deep(UV INK)ly in love with the sun

second attempt
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Oct 22 '08 at 12:52pm
so basically it would say

This Shirt is Deep

when the sun came out it would say

This Shirt is Deeply in Love with the Sun
V1ctorya
V1ctorya on Oct 22 '08 at 1:35pm
This shirt protects (UV) my pasty chest from the sun
krokun
krokun on Oct 22 '08 at 2:07pm
Loving the bright ideas one Maltz.

Man, that knock knock joke is harsh...did she actually go through with it?
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FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Oct 24 '08 at 3:06pm
Krokun, you just gave me an idea for a UV type tee!

I've Got Plenty Of (Bright) Ideas.

The "bright" would be in UV and maybe have a light bulb as well or be in a light bulb that says "bright".


Also, this blog is now hot linked from the OSC, sorry it took so long bud!
krokun
krokun on Oct 25 '08 at 5:55pm
Cheers, dude. Liking the bright ideas slogan. Finally this blog is working its magic of giving people ideas :P
krokun
krokun on Oct 25 '08 at 5:56pm
How about - "Weather forecaster in training. is it sunny?"

or - "Weather forecaster in training. it is sunny?"
ivejustquitsmoking
   ivejustquitsmoking on Oct 26 '08 at 11:19am
SOLAR POWERED. (I told you so.)

maybe some uv effects on 'solar powered' too :))
krokun
krokun on Oct 27 '08 at 1:48am
Nice one. I had an idea for solar power too. Man I just feel there is so much potential awsomeness for a UV type tee out there, we just need to find it.
krokun
krokun on Oct 27 '08 at 1:49am
"All Natural. Solar powered"
krokun
krokun on Oct 28 '08 at 12:55pm
"This is a bump"
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krokun
krokun on Oct 30 '08 at 4:26pm
Huccubump...
vinnylo
vinnylo on Oct 30 '08 at 4:31pm
(Powered by the sun) screw electricity
krokun
krokun on Oct 30 '08 at 6:46pm
Or perhaps even the other way around? So that it says screw electricity in uv situations!
vinnylo
vinnylo on Oct 31 '08 at 10:32am
yeah thats cool. you makin a design?
krokun
krokun on Nov 01 '08 at 2:11am
erm what sort of design should I be making?
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krokun
krokun on Nov 05 '08 at 6:32pm
Revival!
8 days later
krokun
krokun on Nov 14 '08 at 4:38pm
I think I might just try to revive this one more time.

Any new UV slogans out there?
30 days later
Jeiji
Jeiji on Dec 14 '08 at 6:58pm
Yeah, I have some on my profile...
But...

"An albino would (not) be comfortable here"
"The sun brings out my true (colors)"
"You should see this shirt in the (sun)"
"(You con only see this shirt in the sun)"
krokun
krokun on Dec 14 '08 at 7:20pm
Nice efforts dude, but the biggest problem is the shirt still has to make sense and be god enough when not in the sun. I cant really imagine walking around in a shirt that says half a sentance... Keep trying though!
Jeiji
Jeiji on Dec 14 '08 at 10:37pm
Oh, I see. But the albino one would work! I'll think up some more, though.

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