krokun
aka Jesse VonJesserMcfacerSson is a 24.67 year old boy, has been a member since August 26, 2008, has scored 14056 submissions, giving an average score of 2.46.
I Support All Gift Receiving Holidays.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
Zombie Marathons Are Such A Drag.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
I Thought I Would Have Evil Minions By Now.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
This Sentance. Time Travel Messed Up
of 26 votes, 27% like it
I Believe In Free Lunches.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
This Shirt Is Currently Occupied.
of 34 votes, 47% like it
I Need A Change From The Need For Change.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
I Prefer Science Fiction To Science Fact.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
Fate Does All The Hard Work For Me.
of 30 votes, 47% like it
The Best Kept Secret Is Something I Don't Know About.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
Revenge Is Part Of A Complete Diet.
of 25 votes, 52% like it
Time Travel Got Me Where I Am Tomorrow.
of 36 votes, 69% like it
Kryptonite Is My Kryptonite.
of 29 votes, 62% like it
Death Is Always An Option, Just Not A Very Good One.
of 39 votes, 56% like it
Astrophysics Isn't Rocket Science, But It's Still Hard.
of 37 votes, 54% like it
This Is A Popular Culture Reference That You Know Nothing About.
of 46 votes, 67% like it
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do, Unless You're A Piñata.
of 43 votes, 58% like it
Piñatas Are Made To Be Broken.
of 38 votes, 50% like it
I'll Take You All On, In A Game of Tiddlywinks.
of 25 votes, 48% like it
If History Taught Me Anything I've Probably Forgotten It By Now.
of 41 votes, 54% like it
Its Never Easy To Say Goodbye In Klingon.
of 34 votes, 47% like it
I Don't Gamble, I Make Assumptions With Money.
of 42 votes, 62% like it
Science And Religion Agree, Magic Doesn't Exist.
of 34 votes, 59% like it
Confucius Says A Lot Of Things, But I Only Listen To Simon.
of 41 votes, 41% like it
Let Me Consult The TV Guide To See If I'm Free.
of 31 votes, 52% like it
I Am Invisible Under The Right Conditions.
of 32 votes, 56% like it
I Am Invisible Under The Right Circumstances.
of 32 votes, 63% like it
Full Of Pride, And Other Toxic Substances.
of 26 votes, 58% like it
The Secret To Immortality Is Well Kept.
of 34 votes, 53% like it
The Eventual Rise Of The Machines Makes Me Wary Of My Toaster.
of 41 votes, 68% like it
Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Impatient.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
The Story Of My Life Is Boring. I'm Waiting For The Movie.
of 37 votes, 49% like it
Technically We Are All On Top Of The World.
of 42 votes, 64% like it
I Blame All Of My Mistakes On History.
of 32 votes, 47% like it
The Art Of War Doesn't Exhibit Well.
of 33 votes, 55% like it
[uv]Proof That[/uv] The Invisible Spectrum Exists.
of 36 votes, 56% like it
All I'm Asking Is For A Little Respect. And Some Fries.
of 50 votes, 54% like it
World Domination Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry.
of 45 votes, 62% like it
Time Travel Is So Yesterday, Today And Tomorrow.
of 42 votes, 67% like it
My Recipe For Evil Uses Hell Raising Flour.
of 37 votes, 54% like it
I Read Books Verbatim.
of 42 votes, 57% like it
Currently 3,943,615,786th In The Human Race.
of 45 votes, 60% like it
I Insist On Being Submissive.
of 43 votes, 56% like it
I Liked Popularity Before Everyone Else Did.
of 41 votes, 71% like it
The World Is Round. Wrong Directions Get You There Eventually.
of 47 votes, 60% like it
Work Is My Excuse To Drink Coffee.
of 40 votes, 68% like it
All Great Stories Involve Magic.
of 35 votes, 51% like it
I Am An Accomplished Napper.
of 31 votes, 61% like it
The Battle Between Good And Evil Would Be More Fun With Waterguns
of 38 votes, 53% like it
Times Like This Call For A Well Placed 80's Pop Song Reference.
of 39 votes, 59% like it
Stop The Oppression. Silent Letters Need To Be Heard.
of 46 votes, 52% like it
Happy Endings Are Inversely Proportional To How Evil You Are.
of 34 votes, 65% like it
Apathy Is OK I guess.
of 40 votes, 65% like it
Oxymorons Make Life Boringly Interesting.
of 45 votes, 56% like it
Exorcisms Bring Out The Demon In Me.
of 43 votes, 51% like it
Simplicity Is Complicated.
of 40 votes, 60% like it
Everything Soundeth Better In Ye Olde English.
of 43 votes, 63% like it
BOLD STATEMENTS ARE MORE BELIEVABLE.
of 43 votes, 60% like it
I Defend The Space-Time Continuum.
of 41 votes, 51% like it
I Use A Stuntman For All Of My Emotional Scenes.
of 40 votes, 60% like it
Subtitles Are Beneath Me.
of 43 votes, 56% like it
Perfection Has Its Price: Narcissism.
of 30 votes, 47% like it
Alliteration Ais Aeasy.
of 39 votes, 59% like it
Staying Alive Is Working For Me So Far.
of 45 votes, 53% like it
I Do An Awesome First Impression.
of 52 votes, 79% like it
Chemistry Gives Me Gas.
of 49 votes, 59% like it
I Lack The Required Skills To Bust Moves.
of 49 votes, 67% like it
I Spent My 15 Minutes Of Fame In The Shower.
of 49 votes, 71% like it
Hypochondria: Gotta Catch 'Em All.
of 51 votes, 59% like it
This Is A Pre-Death Experience.
of 53 votes, 62% like it
Good Plumbing Is Just A Pipe Dream.
of 46 votes, 54% like it
Evolution Owes Me A Third Arm.
of 50 votes, 54% like it
Apathetics See The Glass As Half Whatever.
of 66 votes, 80% like it
Evil Never Sleeps, Which Explains The Crankiness.
of 52 votes, 63% like it
If A Rhetorical Question Falls In A Forest?
of 43 votes, 65% like it
P.S. There Is No Script.
of 39 votes, 54% like it
Its Easy To Sleep Your Way To The Top When You're On An Escalator
of 39 votes, 59% like it
Style Over Substance Depends On The Substance.
of 47 votes, 66% like it
Saturday Morning Cartoons Gave Me A False Sense Of Optimism.
of 55 votes, 73% like it
Mimes Make The Quietest Victims.
of 44 votes, 55% like it
Reality Isn't As Fun As It Is On TV.
of 62 votes, 73% like it
There Is A 0.27397% Chance That Today Is My Birthday.
of 54 votes, 57% like it
I Want To Be Stranded On A Desserted Island.
of 59 votes, 71% like it
I Don't Need Fame, I'd Just Settle For The Groupies.
of 55 votes, 65% like it
Philosophy Allows Us To All Be Wrong And Not Care.
of 60 votes, 55% like it
Side Effects Are Not The Same As Super Powers.
of 61 votes, 74% like it
Glasses Help Me See Smarter.
of 49 votes, 59% like it
I Believe In Theories.
of 45 votes, 56% like it
Inspiration Sometimes Gets In The Way Of My Writers Block.
of 55 votes, 73% like it
I Don't Believe Anything That Isn't On TV.
of 50 votes, 50% like it
In The Event Of Nuclear Disaster I Call Dibs On Mutant Powers.
of 57 votes, 65% like it
I'm Just Waiting For The Fight Music To Start.
of 51 votes, 65% like it
I Ran Out Of Time. Can I Waste Yours?
of 59 votes, 69% like it
I Know Everything. I Just Don't Want To Ruin The Surprise For You
of 50 votes, 54% like it
Couch Potatoes Eating Potato Chips: Cannibalism.
of 49 votes, 55% like it
Imagination Makes The World Go Around. It Also Makes Dragons.
of 60 votes, 60% like it
Side Effects Are Often More Interesting Than The Main Effects.
of 62 votes, 55% like it
They Sure Don't Make Cliches Like They Used To Anymore.
of 57 votes, 63% like it
Take Notes, I'm About To Do Something Awesome.
of 55 votes, 55% like it
With Great Power Comes Ridiculous Costumes.
of 84 votes, 74% like it
I Lost My Sense Of Humor In A Tragic Clowning Accident.
of 53 votes, 51% like it
Conformity Has Been Done Before.
of 55 votes, 55% like it
It's Good To Have Goals. I Have Three.
of 45 votes, 56% like it
Superstitions Are Better Than Normal Stitions.
of 63 votes, 63% like it
Modesty Only Works For Awesome People Like Me.
of 67 votes, 69% like it
Science Killed My Imaginary Friend.
of 65 votes, 63% like it
First I Venge, Then I Revenge.
of 55 votes, 62% like it
Nostalgia Really Brings Back Memories.
of 63 votes, 59% like it
Quantum Physics Doesn't Cook My Breakfast. Thermokinesics Does.
of 56 votes, 52% like it
Don't Put All Your Cliches In One Basket.
of 55 votes, 62% like it
So Much For The Element Of Surprise...
of 59 votes, 51% like it
Photosynthesis Is Useful (In Situations Like This)(in uv).
of 61 votes, 62% like it
I Don't Believe In Non-Fiction.
of 71 votes, 66% like it
Dragons Make Every Sport Extreme.
of 60 votes, 67% like it
How Many Rhetorical Questions Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
of 89 votes, 63% like it
Stupid History, Stop Repeating.
of 78 votes, 55% like it
I'm Good At Sports That Involve Me Winning.
of 79 votes, 58% like it
Schrodinger's Nemesis - Zombie Cats.
of 78 votes, 51% like it
All The Good Cliches Are Taken.
of 77 votes, 56% like it
Getting Down Requires Skills I Don't Have.
of 79 votes, 61% like it
Sport: Helping Parents Relive Their Failed Dreams.
of 72 votes, 53% like it
I Am Displaying An Appropriate Level Of Awesome.
of 78 votes, 50% like it
I Induce Awkward Silences.
of 78 votes, 54% like it
I Preferred Science When It Was Magic.
of 102 votes, 72% like it
My Plans For World Domination Involve Monkeys.
of 57 votes, 53% like it
I Have Just Lost The Element Of Surprise.
of 70 votes, 57% like it
I'll Only Believe In Unicorns If They Believe In Me.
of 80 votes, 55% like it
I'm Sick And Tired Of Narcolepsy.
of 83 votes, 61% like it
Unicorns Do Exist, They're Just Hiding.
of 82 votes, 56% like it
I Suffer From Sporadic Hibernation.
of 79 votes, 52% like it
I Am Like A Unicorn, Except I Exist.
of 80 votes, 50% like it
Revolutions Leave Me Dizzy.
of 88 votes, 59% like it
I Am Very Talented At Something You Know Nothing About.
of 78 votes, 60% like it
I Sleep Best When I'm Not Awake.
of 81 votes, 53% like it
In A Parallel Universe This Shirt Is Wearing Me
of 76 votes, 59% like it
One Sided Conversations Are Great. Thanks. Bye.
of 79 votes, 56% like it
My Holiday Spirit Is 80 Proof.
of 82 votes, 54% like it
Some Dead Guy Said This Thing Once, And It Was Totally Awesome
of 81 votes, 64% like it
A "White Christmas" Is Racially Insensitive.
of 75 votes, 52% like it
My Career Plans Were Much More Exciting When I Was 5.
of 111 votes, 86% like it
Today Is Step 93 Of My Evil Plan.
of 78 votes, 63% like it
I Don't Accept Charity. Unless Its Money.
of 78 votes, 56% like it
I Tend To Agree With Myself.
of 83 votes, 59% like it
I Have Awesome Self Confidence Issues
of 73 votes, 53% like it
My Life Is One Big Long Obscure Pop Culture Reference
of 76 votes, 50% like it
If I Had To Pay For Vowels I Would Only Have Cheap Conversations
of 70 votes, 54% like it
I Hide My Clumsiness With Killer Freestyle Moves
of 73 votes, 56% like it
I Have Many Skills That Are Not Applicable In Real Life.
of 83 votes, 66% like it
I Used To Be An Atheist. Now I Believe In Unicorns.
of 93 votes, 55% like it
Art Critic. Will Work For Food.
of 78 votes, 56% like it
Believing In Unicorns Doesn't Pay the Rent, But Hunting Them Does
of 91 votes, 52% like it
I Prefer My Polariods Unshaken
of 87 votes, 54% like it
With Great Power Comes Great Costumes
of 96 votes, 60% like it
I Time Travel Like Everyone Else. One Second At A Time.
of 93 votes, 58% like it
Hard work has killed plenty of people
of 88 votes, 60% like it
Failing gets easier the less I try
of 85 votes, 56% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
5 Out Of 5 Yes-Men Agree.
of 59 votes, 49% like it
According To The Script, I Survive The Future.
of 28 votes, 43% like it
Aiming For The Stars Is Easier With A Laser Scope.
of 29 votes, 41% like it
Believing In Fate Means I Always Have An Excuse.
of 36 votes, 33% like it
Captain Obvious Is A Useless Superhero.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
Class Clowns Never Seem To Join The Circus.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
Coffee Is Liquid Awesome
of 52 votes, 44% like it
Comatose And Living The Dream.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
Daylight Savings Never Killed Anyone, Unless You Count Vampires.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
Don't Listen To Imperative Statements.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
Don't Listen To Me, I'm Just A T-Shirt.
of 51 votes, 43% like it
English Gives Bad Things A Bad Name.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
Even The Best Laid Plans Can Suffer From A Surprise Zombie Attack
of 35 votes, 49% like it
Exaggeration Is An Extreme Sport.
of 63 votes, 48% like it
Firemen With Flamethrowers: Fighting Fire With Fire.
of 59 votes, 47% like it
Flattery Is Actually The Best Form Of Flattery.
of 40 votes, 33% like it
Forget Peace. Give Unicorns A Chance.
of 58 votes, 47% like it
Forget scissors, don't run with alligators.
of 40 votes, 35% like it
Free Lunches Are Out There.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Funny business is the best kind of business ever!
of 19 votes, 32% like it
Get Out Of Jail Free Cards Don't Actually Work.
of 40 votes, 43% like it
Heebies Give Me The Jeebies.
of 59 votes, 47% like it
Hilarious Is A Funny Word.
of 50 votes, 38% like it
Humanity Is Contagious.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
I Agree With Pretty Much Everything I Say
of 49 votes, 33% like it
I Always Try To Think Outside Of Pandora's Box.
of 55 votes, 45% like it
I Am A Viable Form Of Entertainment.
of 29 votes, 48% like it
I Am Also Wearing Pants Today.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
I Am Awesome In 5 Different Languages.
of 39 votes, 33% like it
I Am Not A Crook, I Am More Of A Petty Gangster
of 20 votes, 30% like it
I Am Secretly A Dragon.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
I Am Secretly Not Very Good At Keeping Secrets.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
I Attack Without Warning. Unless You Are Warned By Reading This.
of 58 votes, 41% like it
I Color Outside The Lines On Purpose.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
I Digress About As Much As That One Time That Cat Did That Thing.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
I Don't Beleive In Non-Fiction.
of 9 votes, 44% like it
I Hate It When My Revenge Gets Cold.
of 24 votes, 46% like it
I Have A Simplicity Complex.
of 39 votes, 44% like it
I Have A Sixth Sense Of Humour
of 33 votes, 30% like it
I Have A Unicorn Problem.
of 54 votes, 37% like it
I Have Athletic Inability.
of 54 votes, 37% like it
I Have My Own Agenda And Chair My Own Meetings.
of 25 votes, 44% like it
I Have Skills. Humanity Just Hasn't Evolved Enough For Them Yet.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
I Have The Energy Of A 5 Year Old... During Nap Time.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
I have to cut back on my vicarious living, for health reasons.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
I Like My Piggy Backs In The Form of Bacon.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
I Like Your Favourite Band Better Than You Do.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
I Liked Old School Back When It Was New School.
of 36 votes, 42% like it
I Make My Living Out Of Money.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I Only Believe Proven Conspiracy Theories.
of 55 votes, 38% like it
I Only Use Retro Cliches.
of 29 votes, 48% like it
I Practice My Self Degredation On Others.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
I Returned From The Dead, But Now I Want To Go Back.
of 61 votes, 41% like it
I Run On Solar-Power. [uv]Charging...[/uv]
of 45 votes, 42% like it
I stole this idea on the internet
of 33 votes, 30% like it
I Think Far More Often Than I Should.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
I time travel like everyone else. one second at a time
of 2 votes, 50% like it
I transform into laundry
of 33 votes, 33% like it
I Tried Football Once, But I Didn't Like The Taste
of 72 votes, 49% like it
I Verb Lots Of Nouns.
of 43 votes, 49% like it
I Was An Individual But Then I Decided To Try Something Different
of 50 votes, 48% like it
I Wasted My 15 Seconds Of Fame.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
I Wish Great Responsibility Came With Great Power.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
I Wonder If People Can Hear Me Talking To Myself?
of 29 votes, 31% like it
I'm A Cautious Rebel In A Dangerous World.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
I'm A Pathetic About Grammar.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
I'm A Real Pirate. (I Copy DVD's)
of 34 votes, 35% like it
I'm Acting Right Now.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
I'm An Unrealist At Heart.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
I'm More Productive When I'm Not Working
of 54 votes, 48% like it
I'm Not A Hypochondriac. I Just Want To Keep My Options Open.
of 53 votes, 43% like it
I'm Not A Swede. I'm Just Swede-ish.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
I'm Not Here. Please Leave A Message After I Leave.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
I'm Old Enough To Know Better.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
I'm Right 100% Of The Times That I'm Not Wrong.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
I'm So Excited, I'm Just Really Good At Hiding It.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
I've Never Actually Seen A Gift Horse.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
I.ve G'ot A Ba'd. Ca.se O'f Pun'ctua.tio'n.
of 30 votes, 40% like it
If History Repeats Itself Then History Repeats Itself.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
If I Wasn't A Survivor I Would Be Dead.
of 43 votes, 49% like it
If you can read this I am outside of my comfort zone (uv ink)
of 42 votes, 33% like it
In 5 Minutes This Will Be Retro.
of 33 votes, 42% like it
Inanimate Friends Are Better Than Imaginary Friends.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
Inanimate Friends Are Better Than Imaginary Friends.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
Is there a merit badge for zombie slaying?
of 40 votes, 35% like it
It's Hard To Make A Living So I Choose To Borrow One.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
It's Hard To Subtly Eavesdrop While Wearing This Shirt
of 28 votes, 36% like it
Iv'e G'ot A' Ba'd Cas'e O'f Punc'tuat'ion.
of 30 votes, 40% like it
Jerks are people too. They just aren't very nice
of 37 votes, 35% like it
Kids, Try This At Home.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
Literally metaphorical
of 64 votes, 42% like it
Living In A Shoe Grossly Overestimates The Size Of Peoples Feet.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
Living The Dream On A Lumpy Mattress.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
Music To My Ears Is Probably Music To Your Ears Too.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
My Glass Is Half Full Of Empty.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
My Ordinary Senses Are Tingling.
of 27 votes, 48% like it
My Other Shirt Has A Much Better Slogan On It.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
My Plans For World Domination Involve Monkies.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
My School Spirit Was Vodka.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
My Self Image Is Usually Defined By A Mirror.
of 36 votes, 42% like it
My Stream Of Consciousness Flows Into The Sewer Of Humanity.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
My Theme Music Needs A Remix.
of 59 votes, 49% like it
Narcolepsy Is Like... ... ... zzz.
of 32 votes, 41% like it
Non-Conformity Is The New Conformity
of 52 votes, 38% like it
Obscure Pop Culture References Improve My Self Esteem
of 57 votes, 42% like it
Of course you can't see the ninjas, stupid.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
Official Non-Conformist Army Uniform.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
Once Upon A Time There Was A Moral Who Lived Happily Ever After.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
Onwards, Upwards, Outerspacewards!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
Philanthropy Is Great When I Am On The Receiving End.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
Pictures And Words Actually Have No Inherrant Fiscal Value
of 25 votes, 32% like it
Proverbs Are Better Than Normal Verbs
of 57 votes, 33% like it
Reaching For The Sky Is Easier With Long Arms.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
Revenge Is Not An Appropriate Food Group.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
Revenge Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry.
of 33 votes, 48% like it
Royalty Is Hereditary.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
Sarcasm Is My Default Setting. Press Here For Alternate Options.
of 51 votes, 37% like it
Scat. Shoobydoobydowagettouttahere.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
Science Killed The Unicorn.
of 51 votes, 39% like it
Scrabble Sorts The Men (6pts) From The Juveniles (69pts).
of 30 votes, 33% like it
Some Dead Guy Said This Thing Once, And It Is Totally Awesome
of 15 votes, 33% like it
Sports Jackets Don't Increase My Athletic Ability.
of 38 votes, 34% like it
Stand Up Comedy Is More Comfortable Sitting Down.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
The Best Theories Prove Nothing.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
The Circle Of Life Does Not Account For Zombies
of 46 votes, 39% like it
The Deeper Things In Life Are Usually Holes.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
The Human Race Is Over. Jesus Won.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
The Universe Told Me Not To Listen To You
of 41 votes, 41% like it
There Is No Cure For Awesome.
of 73 votes, 47% like it
There Is No Such Thing As A Healthy Dose Of Danger.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
Thinking Is Just One Of My Many Talents.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
This Demonstrates The Theory Of Parallel Universes (on front&
of 3 votes, 33% like it
This Is My Fancy Dress. I Came As Myself.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
This Is Not A Drill, It Is A T-Shirt.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
This Shirt Covers The Hole In My Self Esteem.
of 37 votes, 43% like it
This Shirt Is Edible, Unless You Have Taste Buds.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
This Shirt Is Self-Referencing.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
This Shirt Was Relevant Once.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
This Would Be Funnier If You Knew The Backstory.
of 73 votes, 49% like it
To Be Completely Honest, I'm Not That Honest. And I Am A Centaur.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
Underground Music Needs More Moles.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
Until Now, The Element Of Surprise Was A Possibility.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
We All Have A Little Animal Inside Us. Mine Is A Teddy.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
Where Have All The Dragons Gone?
of 23 votes, 35% like it
Winning Makes Everything Ok, Including Rioting.
of 51 votes, 35% like it
http://threadless.com/profile/790553/krokun
I am Krokun. I live in New Zealand. I like Slogans. Please be my friend.
I have a design up!
VOTE NOW
My two highest scoring designs OMG!
If you like my style you can reach me at krokun @ gmail . com
Lovely.
Also:
jess4002 on Dec 22 '08 at 2:32pm hahaha, krokun, you're hilarious! :)
Maltzmania on Dec 24 '08 at 8:11am
YOU ARE STRONG WITH SLOGANPOWER
iPear on Feb 26 '09 at 10:37am
Krokun I think you would be a Killer Whale. Some call this animal the Panda of the sea, cuz it's black and white, like a panda, and it's pretty freaking cute. You'd just swim in the arctic and get hunted by Eskimos, because they like to use your blubber to power their teepees. But you're still pretty chill about it, because you know if they tried to mess with you for real for real, you'd probably just open your mouth and inhale them right into your stomach acids, and they'd get pwnt so hard. For food, you usually eat penguins, and I mean, you totally annihilate them, you could probably take like 10 penguins out just by screaming at them really hard. Your skin is soft and smooth as fuck, so all the women like to rub on you sexually. But your life isn't all cake and blowjobs, your worst and mortal enemy forever is the Sea Lion, whenever you sea each other you usually flash each other really mean looks, they're always messing up your life with hairbrained schemes. Sea Lions are pretty dumb, so i can see why you'd hate them.
Its official.
I own:
Mister Mittens' Big Adventure
Stalagmite vs Stalactite
Braaains!
Identity Crisis
Clouds Within The Thunder
Lions Are Smarter Than I Am
Battle For Centaurus A
You Don't Have To Know Beforehand
When The Sun Explodes
Music Business Remastered
Destroy NYC
Roughin' It
My career plans...when I was five.
The Bermuda Pyramid
The Grand Escape
I would rather play records than break them.
Mr. Roboto Goes Sightseeing
I Heart Threadless
Animals with Eyepatches! Yes!
Average Bear
I listen to bands...
Jump
Angry Kid
Rise And Raise
Consumption
On the way:
Music Snob
Its All Fun And Games..Briefcase
I have purchased for others:
Its So Simple
Graphite For Your Right
Video games ruined my life... two extra lives.
My career plans...when I was five.
I listen to bands...
Stupid raisins...
Nerds 2² Ever
Shirts I have seen in Auckland, New Zealand:
Rainbow Worrier
Music Box
Skip Dessert
Flowers In The Attic
Fake Pandas Have More Fun
Stone Jungle
Complimentary Colors
Easy Steps
Cold Blooded Ocean
I'm With..
Perennials & Innards
Satan's Little Helper
SublimI'mAwesomeinal (possibly not t'less)
Infinity MPG
Sally Finds A Stray
I Listen To Bands That Don't Even Exist Yet
As Day Is Swallowed Up By Night
You've Got Some Splaining To Do
Labour Day
Hairwolves
Nuts!
What Makes It Go?
The Big Catch
We Are Made of Carbon
Allow Me To Explain Through Interpretive Dance.
Bye Bye Apocalypse
Search And Rescue
The Optical Illusion Kid
Damn Scientists