I am Lazy and I was born Naked.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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MJ was Smooth, but not a criminal.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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I changed. People change.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarrass easily.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Greatest education in the world is watching the masters at work
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm ready to go here, all right? It's like R. Kelly at recess.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Despite the current economic downturn, I'm still a HOT item!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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'Cool' like the other side of The Pillow.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Youth And Talent Are No Match For Age And Treachery
of 30 votes, 47% like it
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IF YOU'RE AWESOME AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOU'RE HANDS
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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CAUGHT YOU LOOKING
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I like poetry,long walks,beach & poking DEAD thing with stick
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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The police never think it's as funny as we do!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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There is no Cheat Code to make you look Cooler
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Your skill in Reading has increased by 0ne point
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Social Engineering Specialist
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not lazy I just don't give a damn!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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When life hands you lemons, squeeze them in someones eyes!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Prove to me how money can't make me happy.
of 23 votes, 57% like it
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1 Casino, 2 Casino, 3 Casino 'POOR!!'
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Note to self: it's not cheating if no one knows.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Party tonight at my crib 3 a.m (bring your own bottle!)
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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RETIRED now give me my damn discount!
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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This is not the life I ordered.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Club Nights one of the reason I <3 life...
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I don't have a drinking problem... I'm just really thirsty!
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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OH.HELL.NO
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Friends come in all shapes & sizes!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Constant Supervision Needed
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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I was abducted by Aliens and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Breathe In, Breathe Out. Repeat If Necessary.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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School Of Hard Knocks. Graduate of Who's There.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I'm A Virgin
(this is an old t-shirt)
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Audacious Hoper
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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But officer there's no blood in my Alcohol
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Evil Dictator
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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'The Delicious Generation'
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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FACT:
Leprechauns are cooler than midgets
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Get a life? Where can I download one?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Don't Wait! Procrastinate!
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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The following sentence is true. The preceding sentence was false.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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More Reading , Less Breeding
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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Easily Amused. Rarely Impressed.
of 52 votes, 31% like it
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Cultivate Your Addiction
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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You read my t-shirt that's enough social interaction for one day.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Please Don't Interrupt Me When I'm Ignoring You
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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