There's More To Life Than Comparisons.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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If an atheist falls in a forest + no one's there, does God care?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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It's as if I only speak in weak analogies...
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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The difference between you & she is you know how to use prono
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I Visited That T-Shirt Store And All I Got Was This Stupid Shirt.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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The Fonz recites the alphabet: Aaayyyy, Beeeeeee, Seeeeeee...
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I'm Friends With the Girl Who Keeps Making Sexual Innuendo.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I am sick and tired of describing myself with two adjectives.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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The spider that spun the world wide web must have been huge.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I am present progressiving.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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You never know which analogy you're gonna get.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Life is like a box of metaphors.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I have a crush on infatuation.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Cockatwo, cockathree, cockafour, cockafive.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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What's another word for "synonym"?
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 2, 1, unbuckle my shoe.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Little people are really good at small talk.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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When push comes to shove, it's usually to seek advice from shove
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I am cooler than the other side of the igloo.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Lions and tigers and bears, OMG
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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If a quiz is a quizzicle, a test is a more difficult quizzicle
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Time flies when you throw clocks.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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On the 8th day, God said "Oops!" and he erased that day
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Lost: sleeves to this shirt
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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When life gives you lemons, make a slogan.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'm pretty good with a bow staff.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Shirts: because chest hair just isn't warm enough
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Put on 3-d glasses now for maximum effect.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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This shirt is inside-out-the text on the outside is much funnier.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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"On the other hand... you have different fingers."
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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I want an Oompa Loompa NOW!
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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There's a hidden message in here. You have 1 minute. Good luck.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Life lesson #2755: Everybody poops, but only some people pee.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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I'm the one who keeps taking all of your socks.
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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