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Sep 01 '06 by MysteriousPete
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5 seconds of awesome!

I went to my local cd/video game store today and saw a guy down one of these in five seconds.
There was a crowd of people standing around cheering him on and a guy with a stopwatch.
IIt was amazing he just tilted his head back and it was gone, I would have had it coming out my nose or possibly thrown up if I tried that.

kayceislost on Sep 01 '06 at 4:48pm

oh damn!

Noodlegirl on Sep 01 '06 at 4:48pm

the picture isn't loading for me. because my comptuer is being a bitch.

deboraborialis on Sep 01 '06 at 4:49pm

Did he have a pig under one arm?

MysteriousPete on Sep 01 '06 at 4:50pm

no pig, but he did have man boobs.

But I would expect no less from someone who could do that.

MysteriousPete on Sep 01 '06 at 4:51pm

I shrunk the pic down a bit to help out

Noodlegirl on Sep 01 '06 at 4:51pm

what is he 'downing'? since it isn't loading.

MysteriousPete on Sep 01 '06 at 4:52pm

A giant can of jolt red, a new energy drink from the caffine crazy jolt company

iPear on Sep 01 '06 at 4:52pm

impossible, the speed of falling liquid is 9.8 m/s with neglect to the fact that your throat consists of a small pipe that cannot withhold the large ammount of ...liquid going down it...it would varily take much longer then 5 seconds, plus he's a bitch. I can do it in half of that time.

MysteriousPete on Sep 01 '06 at 4:54pm

Pear I dont know how he did it, but he did I am a witness.

My mind was blown. If he were here right nowIm sure he'd tell you to "bring it sucka!" and then unleash a belch tha could shake God himself from the heavens.

MysteriousPete on Sep 01 '06 at 4:55pm

It was 5.5 seconds to be exact, so Pear your target time is 2.75 seconds...GO!!!

whisper in water on Sep 01 '06 at 4:55pm

Hahah, wow.

I'm actually proud of the fact that I can't do that.

MysteriousPete on Sep 01 '06 at 4:55pm

I mean 2.25, I am a great typist

MysteriousPete on Sep 01 '06 at 4:56pm

yeah me too, Deanna.

I could only drink a fourth of the can I got before putting it in the refridgerator.

whisper in water on Sep 01 '06 at 4:58pm

Psst, 2.75 was actually correct. :)

whisper in water on Sep 01 '06 at 4:58pm

You're a great thinkist! :P

tracerbullet on Sep 01 '06 at 4:59pm

That must've hurt like hell with all the carbonation

goldensara on Sep 01 '06 at 5:01pm

So I dun get it...did you happen to have a Jolt drink in your fridge or did you just buy one for the sole purpose of posting this blog?

MysteriousPete on Sep 01 '06 at 5:01pm

yeah it would have killed me.

Im kinda weak to carbonation, I shake my sodas up to kill a little of it.

MysteriousPete on Sep 01 '06 at 5:02pm

I got one after witnessing the feat, to see what it tasted like.

MysteriousPete on Sep 01 '06 at 5:13pm

apparently I am not so good at math though, oh well my reading comprehension is excellent.

whisper in water on Sep 01 '06 at 5:14pm

Math isn't important, anyway.

MysteriousPete on Sep 01 '06 at 5:15pm

Thats what I tell myself too.

staffell on Sep 01 '06 at 5:16pm

gullet gullet

MysteriousPete on Sep 01 '06 at 5:17pm

but chugging a highly caffinated carbonated beverage now that is a necessity.

haruhi on Sep 01 '06 at 5:19pm

Yeah, I'm really weak to carbonation too T_T My mom however, is not, so it's not a family thing and it's not an Asian thing xD

MysteriousPete on Sep 01 '06 at 5:22pm

Carbonation only gets me every once in a while, but when it does...man it sucks.

Feels like someone is reachng inside me and squeezing the life out my stomach.

I only drink carbonated stuff every once in a while though.

deboraborialis on Sep 01 '06 at 6:10pm

Was it definitely full? Did you see him open it?

MysteriousPete on Sep 01 '06 at 9:44pm

it was definatly full.

it sounds kinda like a miniature sonic boom when you crack the seal, and the sonic boom was present.

whisper in water on Sep 01 '06 at 9:45pm

Miniature Sonic Boom would be a good band name.

lookpolish on Sep 01 '06 at 9:45pm

Gross.

MysteriousPete on Sep 01 '06 at 9:48pm

Deann you can use it, it will be my gift to you.

MysteriousPete on Sep 01 '06 at 9:49pm

Deann + a = the correct name.

as I said before...I am the typist supreme.

whisper in water on Sep 01 '06 at 9:52pm

Heheh, you can call me Deann if you want, but if it catches on I'ma punch ya.

If I'm ever in a band, I've already decided that we'll be called "Watchman Incestuous," named after the title of a spam e-mail I got once. :)

MysteriousPete on Sep 01 '06 at 9:58pm

Thats a lot better anyway, My band will be called Intergalactic Triangles, we will have a song that will only have triangles for the backing music, it will be awesome.

whisper in water on Sep 01 '06 at 9:59pm

It will be! Let me know when it's out, I'll be sure to pick up a copy! :)

MysteriousPete on Sep 01 '06 at 10:05pm

it will be worldwide...all will know...but you will be the first, Im practicing on my silver triangle right now. (Only I will get the silver one)

iPear on Sep 01 '06 at 10:33pm

Pete, do not underestimate the power of the Pear. if you think I'm bad without any influences of energizing drinks, you should see me down a 4 pack of redbull.

chelly on Sep 01 '06 at 10:34pm

this makes me laugh because i thought jolt wasn't around anymore. i even remember my brothers telling me urban legends of people who died because they drank too much or *gasp* too fast. what happened after? did he implode?

iPear on Sep 01 '06 at 10:40pm

I'm gonna go back to drinking energy drinks now, I love me some buffallo enzymes.

MysteriousPete on Sep 02 '06 at 2:47am

pear yo should enbrace the power of youtube and show that sucka up!

and chelly he didnt inplode but he did let forth a belch that could set off a car alarm, raised his hands in the air and exited the building.

MysteriousPete on Sep 02 '06 at 2:48am

implode that is...man I need sleep.

DaddyDom on Sep 02 '06 at 2:55am

I thought this might have something to do with Maddingo's blog.

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