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May 20 '07 by MysteriousPete

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disgusting work horror stories anyone?

I was talking to one of my buddies I used to work with when I was a janitor at a truck stop a few years ago. We drank and exchanged horror stories from the olden day.
A few of mine where pretty painful, but hilarious to dredge up.
Once I had to go into a stall and clean some graffiti off of the wall.
It said, "I just wrote some sh@t on this wall." written with you guessed it a piece of doodie.
There where also shower rooms at the truck stop, and truckers with lady friends I can assume they found in the parking lot. There where a few times I had to clean.....ummm.....man chowder off of the mirrors and once the ceiling, there had to be some amazing yet vomit enducing trejectory one that man missle.
So now that Ive shared a couple, what you guys got?

Im in the mood for some horrible grossouts.
Hellz yeah!

taz-pie on May 20 '07 at 9:55am

ewwwww grosssss :P

MysteriousPete on May 20 '07 at 9:58am

yeah it was, I had to wear a little sars mask, and use lye to scrub it off, definatly not worth minimum wage.

wotto on May 20 '07 at 10:00am

And u actually cleaned it up??? Respect my friend u must have needed the cash!
I once found a shitty pair of pants in the mens toilets at work. I was wiping my hands on one of those towels on a roll when out plopped a pair of shatty Y fronts - nice!!!!

MysteriousPete on May 20 '07 at 10:01am

oh my god, sneak attack undies!!

yeah it was a dark day in the time of my finances.

flourpower on May 20 '07 at 11:05am

Augh!! That's horrible! The grossest thing that happened at my job last summer was when someone found two petrified hotdogs behind the little hotdog roller. Who knows how long they'd been there...

MysteriousPete on May 20 '07 at 11:11am

petrified hotdogs are a daily free late night cuisine at our local 66 gas station.
Free gas station food, is never a good idea.
Not even taquitos, especially not taquitos.
That was a very bad work night experience.

little g on May 20 '07 at 11:12am

a little part of me curled up and died reading that.

MysteriousPete on May 20 '07 at 11:14am

does it now look like a petrified hotdog?

MrDomino on May 20 '07 at 11:15am

Three days ago one of our maintenance guys walked into our front wash room and found a naked homeless guy "showering" in the sink. I guess he was sitting in one sink using a cup to rinse from the next sink.

MysteriousPete on May 20 '07 at 11:18am

wow, homeless guy taking a a sink bath.
Im glad I didnt have to see that.
Someone at the same truck stop job did rip a urinal off of the wall somehow, it flooded the whole place for most of the day, that was all the moping I needed for the rest of my life.

MrDomino on May 20 '07 at 11:24am

It's amazing the capacity people have for distruction. I think we need a national Pass Out Laxatives and Relax Day.

MysteriousPete on May 20 '07 at 11:28am

We should contact the calender people, and make it happen.

43 days later

MysteriousPete on Jul 02 '07 at 9:36pm

on a related note, I saw a guy eating a snack cake from the garbage yesterday.
I dont care how delicious it looks trash can food...not a good idea.

victimofopportunity on Jul 02 '07 at 9:41pm

er... I volunteer at an animal shelter walking dogs and one time one started running away from me.... and i sorta had to chase it all around a graveyard...

erm... when I finally found him he was taking a crap on someone's grave...

MysteriousPete on Jul 02 '07 at 9:46pm

what a way to desecrate a grave.

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