This one time, I got lost in a snow storm. And then I discovered it was just fallout and somehow that made everything okay.

Shirts I own:
Nerds Unite!
Strangers With Candy
The Madness of Mission 6
Wishless
Beasts of England
Damn Scientists
Caged
Spolit
I listen to bands...
CTRL + Z

Shirts I long to own:
Doing The Things a Particle Can
Reach for The Stars
We're On the Same Level
Insomnia
99 Luftballons
You Sank My Battleship
Teddybear Loves Teddyboy
This is in Spanish when you are not looking
My Pet Human
Doin My Best
Heart Destroy
Caption Awesome
Big Fish Wins
Mapple vs. apy
The Early Bird and the Worm
City Lights
Ah Munna Eachoo
Motovino

Shirts that should be reprinted, so that I can own them:
The Day They Came
We'll be safe in this dark, creepy barn
I shower naked
Procrastinators: leaders of tomorrow
Unicorns Eat Children
Get Some Fresh Air
If I had a Tornado Body
4 Color Swatch Palette
Let's Quietly Judge Each Other
As The World Turns
Barrow Bath
Vikings are just Swedish Pirates
Distant Future
Pillow Fight
He Lives by The Ocean
Outbreak Girl
Thank You
The Things You Love
Consumable
Nerd Bird
Death by Music
Sad Psycho