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topherw4
aka Topher is a 20.22 year old boy, has been a member since August 18, 2008, has scored 493 submissions, giving an average score of 1.23.
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Sign language is just handy.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Gypsies stole my morality.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Tickle fights are only funny when someone gets hurt.
of 24 votes, 42% like it
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Our forefathers were punk.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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elephants are ticklish yet clumsy beasts
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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i bet you can read.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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vampires are jerks.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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nudity shield
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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penguins can fly but they're better at keeping secrets.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I've tackled and detained a full-grown puma.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Narwhals are true unicorns, but nobody wants to admit it.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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I bet we speak the same language.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I laugh at people who can't read.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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If the world were composed of 100 people, one would be blazed.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Shh... let's start a surprise party!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I may be arrogant, but at least I'm good at it.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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Life gave me lemons, I'm selling them online.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I'm a fan of the classics.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Our forefathers would like my style.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I rode a dolphin. What will you do?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Pterodactyl: the wildest beast to conquer the sky.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Only you can prevent tickle fights.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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I'd high five myself, but it looks like I'm clapping.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Uh yes, the party has just arrived.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Pardon me while I drop some mad rythm and moves.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I'm going to get ridiculous and dance all over this town.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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When in Rome, throw on a toga and dance!
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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poetry slams are suprisingly non-violent.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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I clap when I want a high five and nobody's around.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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When in Rome, kill and conquer?
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I'm punk (but I'd sell out for money)
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I personally choreograph all my moves.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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I'm at least half as naked as I'd like to be.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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When I grow up, I wanna be taller.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Puma kittens look oddly like full-grown cats.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Mimes: they're the real silent killers.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I climb trees and scrape my knees whenever I please.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I am less than or equal to half naked.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm on the internet. Look it up.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Zombies are illiterate, but that's their only weakness.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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Drugs and Babies: Don't abuse them. Especially not the babies.
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
C0LD <3ED K1LL3R
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Caution: I punch-walk.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I got a bunch of bottle rockets, lets start a revolution!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I invented tickling.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I know where you live... expect to come home to toilet paper.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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i love fabric softener
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I love the outsides of caramel apples.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I voted for democracy.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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If I'm wearing pants right now it's not Friday night.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Knave: (n) rogue, scoundrel
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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My grandfather knew Ben Franklin. Jealous?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Newton was wrong.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Pillows are inefective fighting weapons.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Priorities:
1) Shirt
2) Pants
3) Underwear?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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SHE said that.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Wanna ticklefight?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/786069/topherw4
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I'm in love with the sea. I spent a day on the Pacific at the helm of my father's bayliner, and I never set foot in another landlocked state again - aside, of course, from Hungary; but that is another story entirely.
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