Blank Space
aka Craig is 17.08 years old, has been a member since August 13, 2008, has scored 340 submissions, giving an average score of 2.24, helping 5 designs get printed.
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Its like déjà vu all over again!
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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sometimes you don't know when to use an apostrophe / catastrophe
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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dog is my pilot
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Professional idiot: do not imitate.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Be there or be a quadrilateral.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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in a billion years we'll all be oil and be pumped into cars
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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MORANS
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Winning is just failing less than everyone else!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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It's cool to be cool. You should try it some time.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Sound effects put the "Bang!" in "Bang!"
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Wearing this shirt is like being God on steroids!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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If you understand this shirt then you're weird too.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Please excuse my involuntary moose imitations.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I hate just 3 things: people who can't count, and hypocrites.
of 18 votes, 56% like it
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Punctuation, makes: you...look! smarter.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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I only hate 3 things: People who can't count, and hypocrites.
of 19 votes, 53% like it
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This slogan won't win unless something is seriously screwed up.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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If God exists, I guess I don't need a babysitter
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Yesterday a fortune cookie told me I was out of luck
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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to meney peeple spel theengs fonetikly.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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Actually, the shortest path between two points is teleportation.
of 12 votes, 50% like it
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I treat my pet rock like dirt.
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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Cool people don't have to wear shirts that make sense.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Mimes need to think outside the box
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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Who said I'm paranoid?!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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This shirt was an impulse purchase
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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LIFE contains 3 out of the 4 letters of FAIL
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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to be brutally honest...
YOU FAIL
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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The reading rainbow ends hear
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I. Try. To. Use. Monosyllabic. Words. But. I. Fail.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Megabyte
Gigabyte
Terabyte
Petabyte
*MUNCH*
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Indie music makes me feel good. Wanna try some?
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Nice beard
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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There's enough idiots on this planet to start an army
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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In Bolivia I have my own tribe
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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You say tomato, I say Woaaaahh, those things are red
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I can never finish what I star
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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If I were a vegetable, I'd want to be a fruit.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Just because I'm nutty doesn't mean you should be afraid of me.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Cheesy slogan magnet
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Suddenly stop walking. It confuses people around you.
of 30 votes, 40% like it
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Ooh! Another person! Boy, am I glad to see you!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Come black out in a sewer with me
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Like a Boss
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Woah! Boat ride for three!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Ha ha ha! That was a good one!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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If I had a dollar for every person who looked at my shirt...
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I'm so famous I have an invisible entourage
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Procrastination is just saving the best for last
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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Try ignoring my shirt. Just try. See! You can't!
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I occasionally set off large booms in faraway places
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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A car with square wheels would actually be pretty cool
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I sometimes forget to finish my
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Your shoes are tied together
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Pandas are big, furry creatures. And so are you.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Caramel is sticky, and so is syrup
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Please excuse my erratic bursts of interpretive dance
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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I will summon all of my saliva for this task
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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The Land of the Moose summons me back home
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I'm-So-Hipster
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Once upon a time, there was a princess. The End
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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Lava is very, very hot.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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My best friend is also an idiot, but that doesn't mean you can't!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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There's a close connection between us-Close enough to smack you!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I don't know why, but something about you just irritates me.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Today I feel silly
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Food makes you fat
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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It's time to try something new! You, get a job. You, get a life.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Former suicide bomber
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I have 884 unread email messages...and counting...
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Your presence here is extremely distracting
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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My heart beats for you. And for me. Or else I would be dead.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Is it okay if I snicker every time I walk past you?
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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I have a feeling that this rendezvous will end very badly.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Lalalalalalalalalala--I like to sing--lalalalalalalalalalalalaaa
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Hiyah!!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I think it's time to join forces. You in?
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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I'm not lazy, I just happen to be very fond of elevators
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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No! Not now. There's too many people here.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Big words csufnoe me
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Someday you'll be working for ME, slaving away in a cubicle
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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There are 50 states, 26 letters in the alphabet, but only 1 you.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Just look behind you--there goes a flying pig now!
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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There's something witty on the back of this shirt, trust me
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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My pet rock is hungry, I have to go feed it now...
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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There's always a time for everything. Try skydiving!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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If I wanted to communicate via shirt, I would.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Don't try to talk to me--I'm probably sleepwalking
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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If I had a car, it would be better than yours!
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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I looooooooooove big words
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Don't. Whatever you're thinking. Just don't.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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I wasn't paying attention, so the economy got me
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I doubt you could think of anything better to put on this shirt.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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I put the "g" in G
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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What bear?
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I Hope I Don't Hurt Your Hand With My Face When You Punch Me
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I Made My Own Dinner Last Night And I Didn't Use The Microwave
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Going to the movies is way too theatrical.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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How happy-go-lucky can you go?
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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My shirt has a story. Does yours?
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Ask me about my AWESOMENESS
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Einstein: the only person who has a clue
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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My cryptic friend wants to know if you are too
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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Survey says: more cowbell!
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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This t-shirt won somebody 200 dollars.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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omg! u hv bad grmmr 2??
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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This shirt looks so much better on me.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Ninjas and Pirates are nothing compared to Robots
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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I'm out to steal your souls with my evil image-capturing device
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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What hath Dog wrought?
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Dog is my copilot
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"Oodles and oodles of fun" can describe only a few acti
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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"Ooodles and oodles of fun" can only describe a few act
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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1 PHI9uREd 0U7 h0W 70 sPEEK 133t s0 n0w i uzE i7 4LL 7eH 7imezx!!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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A good plan is the perfect recipe for disaster
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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A penny is my favorite familiar face
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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A red cow eats green grass. What color is its milk?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Actually, music is music to my ears.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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All I wanted was a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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At dusk and at dawn, things change!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Burritos are my favorite type of Chinese food
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Buy war bonds! Or get bombed to the ground!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Censorship was .
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Cool people don't have to spell things rite.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Crazy is contagious, and I'm CRAAAAAAAZY!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Cruelty to stuffed animals should be a crime
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Does my cryptic friend want to know if you are too?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Dogs go meow and cats go woof. Duh!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Football and hockey suck. But not curling!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Get ready to get ready, I'm getting ready!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Hey, Hi, and Hello are all words I use in place of Salutations
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Hey, Hi, and Hello are all words I use to say WAZZUP
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I could be up with pop culture if I wanted to be
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I have a pot that plugs into the wall... that's a crock!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I put the "man" in maniacal
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I'm a super ninja donkey power pigeon! No, really, I am.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'm good at metaphors: "You are a confused penguin." Se
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I'm good at metaphors: "You are a diseased platypus." S
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm like a ninja times like a billion thousand
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I'm like a super ninja times like a brazillion
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'm so cool if I were any cooler I would defy the laws of physics
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I'm too humble
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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If alternative indie folk rock existed, I'd listen to it.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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If God is everywhere, what happens if we set him on fire?
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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It's about time my that I met you!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Let's invent new words!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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My schnauzer is free-range, so back off
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Nice ham
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Night brings out my darker side
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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no speak English, cow while gong with orange, you are?
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Ohrwurm!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Our fishes are better than their fishes
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Say "Hi" to me and I'll love you
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Squiggly letters make you strain your eyes
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Thanks for the watch
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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The wind is a noob
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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There are 50 states, 26 letters in the alphabet, but only 1 me.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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There's so much on my mind I think I'm going to tell it to you
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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This shirt was an impulsive purchase
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Too many people pass this shirt off as being unfunny.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Try as you might, but you will never beat me at Nine Men's Morris
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Try me, I'm tasty.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Watch out for cautious t-shirts
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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You see, that would be funny if it was actually funny.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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