(Something Profound)
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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Normally I'm a nudist
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Does anybody know where I can get some Salsa? (Picture of Salsa)
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Fragile stuff breaks easily...
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I only stalk creepy people.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Oh, I went there...
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Various articles of clothing are expressing my creativity for me!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Sometimes it's better to ask for a lawyer than forgiveness
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Sometimes it's better to ask for a lawyer than forgiveness
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Overeating may lead to digestion in some cases
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Marriage is the number one cause of divorce
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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this shirt totally has sleeves man...
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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My vacuum sucks :(
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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*Pain is irrelevant when you're a man*
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Pain is relevant when you're a man.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Mimes are really good at sherades...
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Poetry is way better when you're drunk.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I am a whole new breed of genius.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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I am bringing nostalgic back
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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green is too green for me
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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there are LEGS in my PANTS!!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I break my legs every morning and drag myself four miles to scool
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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bacon is the heart, mind, and soul of america
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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... and then I happened
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I uSe InCoRrEcT cApAtAlIzAtIoN!!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I will eat your family and disrespect your cattle
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I'm so hardcore I eat lunch for breakfast
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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My SpOoN iS tOo BiG!!
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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sometimes I yodel on accident
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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(Witty Comment!!)
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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pot calling the kettle black
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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