theres a fire on my ass ladys wunna put it out?
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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suck my sausage im german
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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the 28 year old virgin has slain the goblin king
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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0% too your face
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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your puns are eh-lame
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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is 13% the best you people can rate me
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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my sense of humor is soft like a babys bottom
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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I've submitted over a hundred slogans worth anything?
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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gnomes make better people
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Did you know you put the s back in talker
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Is 20 votes all you people can do?
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I'm sorry am I peeing on you?
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Mommy wants an iphone
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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This shirts really nice but all the designs are invisible
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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taaap that oil sand alll niiiight long
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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hahahah reverse phycology
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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if you vote um stupid your gay :p
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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[your name] in the sky with diamonds
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Congratz you have caught aids with an ultraball
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Will you marry me?
HAHA YOU THINK I WOULD ACTUALY CONSIDER IT
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Let me get something straight...me
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I'd tap that oil sand and sell it for a 1.50$ a liter!
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I'd tap that oil sand and sell it for 1.50$ a litre
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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8======)
what where you thinking its a ram
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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this shirt is made of dead children
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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god damn kids eating my pot
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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3.14 IS DELIOUSOUS
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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cupcakes: like cakes but less original
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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in soiviet russia facebook eats you
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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In soiviet russia pedophiles find you on facebook
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I've got a million dollars minus six zeros
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Fine you get a discount for being less fat 2.50$
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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5$ for a good time
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Watch out for the wild Leekyy it tends to roam near slogan judges
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means too my jugde
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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How much wood would a chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Leekyy is me as too peeing is you
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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go go power force rangers
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Origanilty... Anything left after 2000 years?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Did you miss Leekyy?
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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That emo died and went to myspace
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Theres this awesome drug called cyanide go do it
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Will shrink if washed by dumbass
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Got milk? Well i got boobs
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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philosphys with me philosphys with me real good
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I'd wear that!!!!
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Im a multi trillionair in zimbawe
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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My brain slug says stop but my body tells me to keep on going
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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you say that to my level 80 paladins face
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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kuntucky fried cruelty? sounds crispy
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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And you do the hokeypokey and you turn that fine booty around
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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TEAM EDWARD GUIZ LUULZ
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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too many babys not enough death
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I tap right into that and sell it for a 1.50$
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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You have aids
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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The names bill, bill gates
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Stop hammer time
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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lets all dance to the wonderfull wizard of oz
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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mexico is my my dawg
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Be right back nvm
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I had some pizza but I ate it....I have Aids
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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I love you too vakarcs
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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mess with me and il call my hair care army
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Would you like some acid with that pizza?
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Leekyy is desperate
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Origanilty at its finest
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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If I was on WoW I would so kick your ass
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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pie is my luvvva
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Did I mention i love pie
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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28 year old virgin has slayed the dragon
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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skeet skeet skeet all night long
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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dont forget to bring your own boose SOAD
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I sold my soul on ebay and all i got was this t-shirt
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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danananananananananana PIMPMAN
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Party hardy
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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This is my BOOM stick
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Marry me?
[Back]
Hahahah joking
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I<3Cheese
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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ch33se
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Vote for that crazy guy with the hair
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Vote for Leeky
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Tiggers a babe
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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stop staring i know there bigger then yours
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Mine are way bigger
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Dont worry I already registered as a sex offender too save time
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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WWCND
[What would chuck norris do]
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Vodka means water in russian...Drink that water
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I'd tap that... Oil sands
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Gun control: Using both hands
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Friends dont let friends take ugly women home
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for cash and prizes
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Police stations toilet was stolen. Cops have nothing to go on
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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If at first you dont suceed sky diving is for you
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Dont drink and drive you might hit a bump and spill something
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Learn from your parents mistake use birth control
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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5 days a week my bodys a temple the other to its a amusement park
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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A fool and his money can throw a hell of a party
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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64 D
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Double DD
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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We have enough youth how about a fountain of smart
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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It's not if you win or loose its how you place the blame
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I didnt fight my way up to food chain to be a vegitarian
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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They call it pms because mad cow disease was already tooken
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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If we werent ment to eat animals.. Why are they made of meat
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case
Coincidence I think not
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Join the army Travel the world Meet interesting people Kill them
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Gargling is a good way to check if your throat leaks
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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If at first you dont suceed destroy all evidence that you tried
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Why didnt noah swat those 2 flys
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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God made pot, Man made beer. Who do you trust?
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Follow your dreams, Sept that one your naked in church
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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A clear conscience is a sign of a bed memory
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Kinky is using a feather, Perveted is using the whole chicken
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I gave up smoking drinking and sex, worst 15 minutes of my life
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Evolution created Anchovies Mans ignorance put them on pizza
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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The faulty interface lies between
the chair and the keyboard.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Oh lord give me paitence and give it too me now
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Failure is not an option it comes bundled with the software
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Never fall asleep angry, Stay awake and plot your revenge
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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Life would be so easier if i had the source code
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Welcome to Utah please set your watch back 20 years
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Discourge inbreeding, BAN COUNTRY MUSIC
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Hard work never killed anyone, Why take the risk
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Save the whales collect the whole set
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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It's lonely at the top but we eat better
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Beer now cheaper then gas drink, dont drive
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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The chlamydia you got in vegas doesnt actualy stay in vegas!
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I pooped bricks
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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me<3.14
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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want some 3.14?
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
because i said so
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Let me have a crack at it im a chiropractor
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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eating<donut
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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You put the "S" back it Talker
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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