Cake face, muffin top, chicken legs. That's a healthy girl.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Today I turned 11! But I didn't get a letter from Hogwarts... =(
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I #%$^&@! to God
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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All you need is LOVE!!! And oxygen...
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Listen to your heart, because your brain will only screw you up.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Do like a combustion and be spontaneous
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'm guessing you were born during an awkward silence.
of 22 votes, 64% like it
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Youth is wasted on the young and magic is wasted on elves
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I am Sofa King!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Holy crap! I see London AND France right now!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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white lies can be seen on black shirts
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Break Downs NOT Hearts
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Whenever I throw something out of eyesight, I hear a cat screech
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Afros: may cause confidence
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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You know parents are mad when they use all 6 of your middle names
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Two is better than Juan
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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It's a nguyen-nguyen situation.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Are you from Chicago? Because your accent is Illinois-ing.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I get high on life! And my life deals with drugs.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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This world would be better if we had Pokémon instead of gu
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I edited wikipedia from my laptop.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Wikipedia is a bunch of lies.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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GOBAMA GOBAMA GO!!!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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a dog made of diamonds: everyone's best friend
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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My theory is that the eight-armed elephants fell off Noah's Ark.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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DIE ANOTHER DAY, like, tomorrow.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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All day. Everyday.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I wish this shirt had a big, yellow and black bat in an oval...
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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I wish this shirt had a big, yellow and red 'S' in a pentagon...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Say everyday without the 'v'
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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The answer is always C...
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I'm not racist. I'm just xenophobic.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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It's a snowball's chance in hell
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I live on Drury Lane and the muffin man is my neighbor.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Yes, I do know the muffin man.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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Jumping Jehovah's Witness!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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It's not ironic, it's just coincidental.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I hate rhetorical questions, don't you?
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Asians are either smart nerds, breakdancers, or hardcore drifters
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Is it possible to have a glow-in-the-dark tattoo?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I'm going to go cut myself...... a delicious piece of cake.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Screw Skittles! Taste MY rainbow!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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A B C D E F G H J K L M N O P Q R S T U I V W X Y Z
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Yeah... I have a milkman...
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Let the force be with you, when you take that massive crap.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Jesus follows you wherever you go. He's a stalker!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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The angel on my shoulder tells me to read the Bible
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a cannibal and ate 9.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Hold on. I gotta get my flashcards out.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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You ain't just phat, you're obeast!
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Big shoes for big bras. I say that's a good trade-off.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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shirt made by typetees!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I high-fived the grim reaper!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Hey, stop finishing all my....
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I call movies cinematic adventures.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Who makes anvils these days?
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Holy crap! An anvil is about to fall on you!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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So I think it's time for you to hear about the birds and the bees
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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You don't want no drama. No, no drama. No, no, no, no drama
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I'm flipping you off in my head
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Well my scientific hypothesis on this abstruse contention is...
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I'm not emo. I just like one eye to be under my black hair.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not emo. I just like only one eye to show.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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That's a knee-slapper!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Is the Cookie Monster the new Amy Winehouse?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Are Bert and Ernie from the Sesame Street homosexuals?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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525,600 minutes=8,760 hours=365 days=52 weeks=12 months=1 year
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Can anyone really understand Christian Bale when he's Batman?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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When in doubt, dance it out!
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Welcome to THE TWILIGHT ZONE!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Hold on. Let me put on my chapstick.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Does a karate chop ever work these days?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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(front) FREE TIBET!!!! (back)Made In China
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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There's only 1 thing, 2 do, 3 words, 4 you. I LOVE YOU!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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one thousand dollars cash mawney!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Chivalry is dead so it's okay to punch her. Right in the ovaries!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Sorry, I can't tell you the time. My clock is 24 hours ahead.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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This shirt turns green when I'm angry
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I don't just get high on life. I get super wasted!
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Screw the whales! Save the polar bears and penguins!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'm hooked on Phonics!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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You are what I like to call a "mouth-breather"
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Sounds like an after I go to bed conversation
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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It's not what you've done. It's whom
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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My friend had a heart attack.... brought on by a knife
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Your weenis is showing!
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Ha ha! You have cellulite!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I see frowns as emo smiles
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Yes. I do have milk
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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This is so good, it should be fattening
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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ADD is something that... oooh butterfly!
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Oh no you di-int
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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[Put words here]
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Screw you it's MERRY CHRISTMAS!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Being gullible does NOT mean you believe everything
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Dr. Je-seuss
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Dogs and cats as pets are such a cliché. I have a panda be
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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My car is a Transformer
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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I've got my rabbit's foot, my ladybug, and my four leaf clover
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Mix my milk with your cocoa puffs
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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When you touch the letters on my shirt, they touch you back ;)
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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I got bitten by a radioactive spider but all I got was cancer
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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I'm hoping this shirt will start a conversation with someone
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Um... I think I left the oven on...
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I wish this shirt had an actual picture instead of just a slogan
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Cell phones are over-rated. I use two cans and string.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I spit in your general direction!
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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This shirt will distract you from me stealing your wallet
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not poor. I bought this shirt for $15.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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It's not hard to find skinny jeans for fat chicks...
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Type 5318008 in a calculator and turn it upside down.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm bringin' back the Macarena!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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What IS Kwanzaa anyway?
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Have you seen something so cute that you just want to kick it?
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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In Neverland, you'll find a man who loves little boys.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Why cant people in movies actually shoot the guy during open fire
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Just because you're deaf doesn't mean you can't hear me!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Criss Angel did it better
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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The thing is that my back happens to be located on my cock
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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It's CHARIZARD! Stupid noobs...
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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to-ma-to [tuh-mey-toh, tuh-mah-toh]
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Ignorant cottontail this breakfast item's endorsed for the youth
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Silly animals, humans are for cannibals.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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Romance, Bromance, Hoemance, or Nomance.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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global warming metting has been cancelled due to weather
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I feel like I'm in a musical...
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Get me some waffle fries... FOR FREE!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I dislike you with much hatred
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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EPIPHANY!!!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Instead of coal, Santa put squishy, brown logs in my stocking.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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i'm taller than a leprechaun...
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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tell me on myspace.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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i have a myspace...
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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awkward moment...
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I'm polylingual. I can so "no" to you in 30 languages.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Jackalopes are REAL!
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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hobos can't afford cable...
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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"pssh... global warming isn't real"
-George W. Bush
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Rudolph's nose is just a huge tumor...
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Sporks are the way of the future
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Scooch ya gooch!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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My bologna has a first name!...
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Jesus!...
loves me...
this I know for the Bible tells me so...
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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