Are you home? Me niether.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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It's me again Margaret.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I'm just tickling the ivories.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I'm playing possum - get it?
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Warning: straddling the fence gives you nothing but splinters
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Don't know where I stand? Look up.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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OBAMA - overseas born african molesting america
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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ACORN - another commy organization registering nutcases
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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The 57 states of Obama-nation?
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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McCain/Palin - Experience and backbone
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Palin - the right woman for the job
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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This is my "too tired to care" hair.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Will work for peanuts
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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click here for confirmation
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Palin-tologist
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Make a digital copy - it will last longer.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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You go that way ... and I will too.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I just can't seem to make up your mind.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Got gas? Me neither.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Ebony and Ivory and Mohagany and Maple
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I agree OR I disagree - That's it.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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There is more to life than this?
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Trilingual, Bilingual, or American?
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Killer threads, dude!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Testing 1-2-3 testing
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Bigfoot in disguise ... with glasses.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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ME BANK - Deposit funds here.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Quit staring - I'm real.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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What's your story?
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Wanted: dollars and sense
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Let your imagination run wild!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Too busy - not now!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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ScotchIrishItalianGermanFrenchDanish-American
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Deja Voo Doo
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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There are ants in your pants.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Sloppapow!!!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Stop ... and think about it.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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SURRENDER NOW - YOU'RE SURROUNDED
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Jesus said it - that settles it.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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"Understandest thou what thou readest?"
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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By grace through faith - SAVED.
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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HAND :)
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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MTFBWU
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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WAN2TLK?
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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DIKU?
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Hey, wait just one minuet.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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I elect not to participate in this election.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Am I cute or what? Don't even say. "Or what."
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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I don't need glasses to see that!
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Let's go muddin' baby.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Please don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Not Republican, Not Democrat, just a real live American.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Bigfoot in disguise.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Read me. Thanks.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Did you agree to the legal terms before reading this shirt?
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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SIGH!!!
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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If I was an olympic athlete, you'd think I'm hot.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I'm wanted by the Dept of Homeland Security for being an American
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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If I have to tell you one more time . . .
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Help me - I'm lost.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Don't look now . . . I said, "Don't look!"
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Deep down we're all really nice people. Well, almost all of us.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Love is too scary to be in it alone.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Save us from Obamanation - vote for Gumby.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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"Blah, blah, blah" - that's all I'm hearing right now.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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I'm gonna tell on you.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Look closely - I really do have have eyes in the back of my head.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I'm wearing this shirt so you can read my mind.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Having fun is ... well, fun.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Now let's see...where did I put my favorite t-shirt?
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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What the world needs is love. Give me a big hug.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I'm voting Democrat this year. I'm voting for McCain.
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Grab life by the tail - the horns are too sharp.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Get ready. We're going roller skating!
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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You're cuter than a speckled puppy.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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The secret of life is ... If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Knock, knock. You're supposed to say, "Who's there?"
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Yeah, I'm a coward . . . so what are you gonna do about it?
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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A Real Patriot
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Love is when you're feeling a feeling you've never felt before.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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It works for me.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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There's just more of me to love. That's what I tell myself.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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It's not a pot belly. It's more like a barrel belly.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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This is what happens when you swallow the watermelon seeds.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I love my cow.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I wouldn't hurt you to be nice, you know!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I'll see you in church Sunday.
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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It is a happy man who wears no watch - Russian proverb
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Save gas - Bum a ride.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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I'll talk to you later. My mommy says it's my bedtime.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Not really sleeping - just admiring the backsides of my eyelids.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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My kids are cuter than your kids.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I love old people. They tell the best reruns.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not really cold. My cell phone is on vibrate.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Bald men have less hair.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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A real redneck genius
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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How to increase your bed's sleeping capacity: tell a ghost story!
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Too much sleep - that's what it is.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Hey, I'm married!
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I love birds - especially turkeys and chickens.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Help, take me off this guy! I'm stolen.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Why doesn't that bulb over my head ever come on?
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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I'm too old to be cute. Call me delicious.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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You're almost done. Now read my pants.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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Ooo, it's dark in here!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Go ahead - buzz on.
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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I want green.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Don't bother asking - I'm broke too.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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That's stupid - don't do it!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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What I say in this balloon stays in this balloon.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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I always wash my hands after I potty.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Don't forget to brush!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I ain't gonna make it, am I?
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Wanted: fluffy biscuits and hot gravy.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Are you ready for bed yet?
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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