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Ivantobealone
aka Ivan T is a boy, has been a member since August 6, 2008, has scored 22825 submissions, giving an average score of 2.12.
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Missing the point is not a bad thing if there's a knife involved
of 44 votes, 61% like it
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I write the songs that make the whole world cringe
of 52 votes, 44% like it
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There's just not that much human in my nature
of 51 votes, 49% like it
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He who laughs last is slow to understand jokes
of 45 votes, 49% like it
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On the inside, I'm ROFLMAOing
of 43 votes, 44% like it
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Revenge is a dish best served with a side of fries
of 55 votes, 53% like it
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We didn´t start the fire, that little pyro over there did.
of 49 votes, 45% like it
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Live For The Day After Yesterday!
of 52 votes, 42% like it
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I hear the sound a tree makes when it falls in the forest .
of 46 votes, 37% like it
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Narwhal. A Drill Bit With A Porpoise
of 57 votes, 44% like it
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Leap Years Are Exhausting
of 56 votes, 39% like it
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Unicorn = Horny Pony
of 42 votes, 55% like it
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Gemini: Your Evil Twin Is Plotting Against You.
of 63 votes, 37% like it
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Paranoia..Greek For Why Are They Staring At Me?
of 63 votes, 43% like it
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My Reaaally cool T-Shirt Was Otherwise Engaged.
of 63 votes, 33% like it
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Slogans, Less Painful Than Tattoos.
of 63 votes, 41% like it
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Sticks and stones will break my bones. Words hurt too, BTW.
of 63 votes, 38% like it
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100% Cotton ( Estimated )
of 61 votes, 33% like it
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Caught Some Salmonella ( Ella, ella eh eh eh)
of 62 votes, 40% like it
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Only Here Because My Clone Was Unavailable
of 62 votes, 40% like it
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Perfect Fit Tee (actual results may vary)
of 60 votes, 40% like it
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Wearing Clever T-shirts...So You Don´t Have to.
of 59 votes, 37% like it
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My cat´s out tongue-getting.
of 62 votes, 35% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Choose your words carefully, like you do when shown an ugly baby
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Faux Pas: French For Oh No You Didn´t!!
of 65 votes, 34% like it
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I became a minionaire, ask me how
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I have a green thumb, it ain't from gardening
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I know it like the back of my hand, It's hairy and bony.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I Shave My Head to Avoid Yanking My Hair Out.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I'm a mystery wrapped in a riddle hiding a gooey caramel center
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I'm growing a clown in my armpit
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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If life give you lemons, give 'em back. trust me
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If nature were really that smart It would have made us skunks
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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It's out of my hands...and crawling up my arms.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Let's agree to disagree, to a degree
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates, Those Nasty Cherry Brandy Ones
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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Living for yestermorrow
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Making Mole Hills Out Of Mountains is a Specialty of Mine
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Me. Missing link. you
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Moles will make a mountain out of just about everything
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Mom, there's a tree in my soup
of 46 votes, 35% like it
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Nature ain't no mother of mine
of 38 votes, 37% like it
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Not now, I'm brushing my tooth
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Oak+Elm+Pine=Treesome
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Of 99 Votes 99% Liked It
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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On the way to making my first minion
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Paltypuses are dam quacks
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Persnickety is as persnickety does
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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platypuses are such dam quacks
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Pravda, Russian For Don´t You Frickin lie to me!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Retro-Cool: From The Yesterpresent.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Retroactive: Present Tense Of Used To Do Stuff.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Smile! Damn it, smile!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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The masses are asses. Don't be like them
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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The tooth fairy collects teeth, the tooth ferry delivers Them
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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Third encounters are the close kind.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Why Did Noah Leave The Donkey To Drown? Because It was No Ass Ark
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Yesterday Was Good But Yesternight Was Better
of 50 votes, 36% like it
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You're not laughing!
why aren't you laughing?
of 36 votes, 36% like it
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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