If I said you were beautiful, I was trying to get in your pants.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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It would be age before beauty, but you're too old.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I know I need a better shirt kthx.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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You look old. I need to teach you to Internet.
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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I'm full of Awesome.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Reality TV is dead.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Is your life that lame?
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I'm an anomaly.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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<insert cliche T-shirt slogan>
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Sensual vs kinky. One uses a feather. One uses the whole chicken.
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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I'm a nice person. I won't tell you I didn't shower today.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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To do today: Find a better T-shirt for tomorrow.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I know I'm not hot, but I do things in bed that are.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Do looks REALLY matter? Really? They still do? Sh*t.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I almost said you're beautiful. But then I saw you up close.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I listen to emo bands, but I'm not emo.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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My T-shirt slogan is not a measure of my intelligence. God no.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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You'd probably like to say something to me. Don't. I don't care.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Don't be snarky with my today.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Why are you reading the text on my shirt? Look somewhere else.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Stop holding the camera above you for pictures. You're still fat.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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If you LOL after reading this shirt, you're perfect for me.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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ZOMGZ!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Do they say you're going to hell, too? We can go together.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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You look like you've been with the psychotic type before.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I'm so good that I can hack into ALL of the Internets.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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When you hear me lol, you'll know I'm a keeper.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Plz to be giving me a chance.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I'm better looking up close.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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You might like to know that my gag reflex is disabled.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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You're half as good-looking as you think you are.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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