There are two, that's right, TWO lizards parading around my house.

I can handle the baby one. I mean I won't touch them (hence the parading), but at least it's tiny. Even kinda cute, from afar.

The other is a fukin DINOSAUR. Like a field lizard (Do these exist?) or something. His tale's gotta be a good two inches.

They've been here two days now. And in case you haven't picked up on it, I am NOT touching a lizard. Call me a puss, but I know grown men that wouldn't touch 'em either. So there.

Shit, I hope they find their way out soon.

::SHUDDER::

I hate lizards.